Keenan Thompson and wife getting divorced

[Paper Boi]

Kel always been the realest of the real. Dude the type that got on the number 2 bus after doing three episodes of All That. Keenan was a funny style fathead neck ass cornball that felt like his farts reeked of Egyptian Musk. Dude been stuck in SNL hell for two decades and have nothing to show for it but a failed Fat Albert movie, forgettable cameos and meme culture.


Meanwhile, Kel living his best married life and still the better of the half

yeah Kel has had a nice little career for himself. I'm sure he doing fine financially without having to bow down to lorne michaels on a weekly basis

 

[FaTaL]

Im surprised they lasted this long cus this bih was crazy affff


She’s a trust fund baby and G-unit superfan. I used to tap her out on the reg when she moved from FL to NY.

I got hellla stories bout this chick, might have to hop in her dms cuz that crazy puss is the best

how u meet her?

 

[VertigoKnight]

This board ain’t shyt lmaoo

looking through her IG it’s obvious she wants all the clout.. She only got one pic of her and Keenan together from back in 2011

And this was a married woman.

Major red sign for any man she was probably telling him all sorts of guff.

Looks like her DMs were wide open for the right brehs

 

[FaTaL]

wow, he pulled a tom cruise and got rid of her before she hit 35

 

[True Blue Moon]

How old was she when this went down if Kenan was with her since she was 18 and married her at 21?

I didn't want to ask

 

[mastermind]

Anyone else remember when Kenan was on that MTV show “True Life: I’m a Groupie”?

It was his 21at bday party and these groupies—the focus of the show—were scheming on him.

 

[AtomicUse]

I got hellla stories bout this chick

drop more.

 

[mastermind]

This broad ain’t shyt lmaoo

looking through her IG it’s obvious she wants all the clout.. She only got one pic of her and Keenan together from back in 2011

She probably deleted all of their pics together and his. People do this after break ups and its super corny.

 

[MaxBundles]

Why yall hyping up that d league g unit nikka for sleeping with another man wife? Anyone else yall woulda been up in arms

 

[gtj1982]

They were together 15years
She 33 now

nikka was 28 dating an 18 yr old

Thanks for doing the math. I was like hold up shyt ain't adding up. He married some chick he met at a high school.

 

[TL15]

She was 18 and he was 28 when they started dating


Edit:

I see this has been addressed already, oh well, here for more pics of her in that dress

 

[Astroslik]

Im surprised they lasted this long cus this bih was crazy affff


She’s a trust fund baby and G-unit superfan. I used to tap her out on the reg when she moved from FL to NY.

I got hellla stories bout this chick, might have to hop in her dms cuz that crazy puss is the best

Drop a story

 

[Pegasus Jackson]

Im surprised they lasted this long cus this bih was crazy affff


She’s a trust fund baby and G-unit superfan. I used to tap her out on the reg when she moved from FL to NY.

I got hellla stories bout this chick, might have to hop in her dms cuz that crazy puss is the best

Some HipHop cac I knew told me stories about you fukking some chick I knew from Potomac. Ring a bell?

 

[Astroslik]

I just started going younger on Hinge, moved the age range from 35 down to 26 (Felt like a creep too). I done linked with a couple thick cute 28 year old chicks. They were bangers, and I expected them to have all the negative traits women my age have and they were pleasant and cooperative. Then I realized, they have been broken yet, they still have hope and shyt. Its weird cuz I'm so used to aggression on dates

How old are you? 28 years old might as well be 33 these days. These hoes getting broken and bitter by 27. I don’t date women over 25 unless she’s exceptional.

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

yeah Kel has had a nice little career for himself. I'm sure he doing fine financially without having to bow down to lorne michaels on a weekly basis