Breh lemme lell yall about this woman. I'ma try to keep it short as I can, sorry for a book in advance.
I'm 34. She's 38. She has 2 teenage girls. She wants to wait for her kids to be out of the house. So then I would be 38 and she would be 42. wtf? NOPE.
She says that her kids would "run any man away." or tell her mom about the dude. She can't control her kids. How you gonna let other people control your life and you're almost 40?
Today, she said that me and her are cut from a different cloth, which stems from the fact she doesn't like to be told no. She wants me to drive her long distances, and she has a car, but she had a bad accident. So I tell her no....that's husband treatment. She sees it as friend treatment. She wants me to drop things and come running for her, at all times. She asked me to bring her and a DAMN BUNNY to the hospital, and call off of work at 5am in the morning. The fukk?
And there's this and I quote: I want a man who will cater to me and doesn't tell me no. I need him to love me the way I need to be loved. I have several men who will be 100% of what I want and require. Why haven't they married you though? Who gonna marry you at 42? Yea she's cute and has a nice post kids body, but what the fukk? HELL NO.
She also requires:
Joint bank account
Super religious dude
Love kids but is childless but also wants kids (but she can't have anymore)
Super high sex drive
Someone who will make all the financial and driving decisions
Someone who doesn't tell her no.
She's a 6. Her price is too high. She wants husband treatment from a friend/former coworker. What do I get in return? Waiting till you 42?
I know I'm not crazy.