Kidnap (Taken ripoff) - Halle Berry as Liam Neeson

[steadyrighteous]

Looks Like A Fake Funny Or Die Movie Trailer, Her Acting In Those Clips Is Atrocious

That's what I thought too. If you changed the name from Kidnap to Lady Taken it'd be a B- SNL short.

 

[mastermind]

LMAO. WOW. The terribleness. The only reason that movie got made is because Halle's name can still ring out on the marquee. That looks just outright awful.

Taken is pretty awful too.

IT really dont look that bad at all, outside of the car flipping. (still a pretty awful looking movie tho)

 

[DaPresident]

Man this movie sponsored by Metro PCS looks garbage!




















Why not just call her husband/boys father?

 

[beaniemac]

Liam had a particular set of skills.

I wonder what hers are going to be

bytch couldn't even hold onto her cell phone. what skills does this character have?

 

[SumBlackguyz]

Liam had a particular set of skills.

I wonder what hers are going to be

Driving certainly aint one of them. No sexist

 

[The Phoenix]

How a Chrysler minivan catch up to a mustang?

How this chick just stop in the middle of the highway and start reversing, potentially causing more death than if she just lost her son?

How she catch up with duke after she went to the police station to file a report, but the guy was already booking it up I-95 the whole time?

How she not git PIT maneuvered after causing that MAJOR traffic accident that would have been all over the news?

How Jadakiss come through in the aston the same color as dandruff?

 

[FluffyCorleone]

She's still fine

 

[BlackAchilles]

Damn Halle needs a flat top

 

[Recca Gatsby]

My nyggas, go on your fb pages and witness all the women looking forward to this. I am about to troll them by shyttin on the trailer

 

[Jax]

@obarth need your expert analysis

 

[BlackAchilles]

My nyggas, go on your fb pages and witness all the women looking forward to this. I am about to troll them by shyttin on the trailer

I've yet to see a single one

 

[TKOK]

How a Chrysler minivan catch up to a mustang?

How this chick just stop in the middle of the highway and start reversing, potentially causing more death than if she just lost her son?

How she catch up with duke after she went to the police station to file a report, but the guy was already booking it up I-95 the whole time?

How she not git PIT maneuvered after causing that MAJOR traffic accident that would have been all over the news?

How Jadakiss come through in the aston the same color as dandruff?

the levels of fukkery are gonna be off the charts.

 

[Reggie]

That van aint keeping up with that Mustang in anyway so that's the first fukk up right there.

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

kid looks half white/jewish

she should ask around "Have you seen this kid? He acts way more tuff than he is and usually travels with a pack of ghostwriters"

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Looks dumb of course. They showed the ending. You know she getting the kid back. Per the trailer we've seen the entire film.

I give it out of 5.