I'll help you get your son out of P.S. 22
Get him a Mauri flow, from the Mauri show
fukk around, y'all gonna be up on the Maury Show
He in bootcamp
you on food stamps
Welfare, no health care,a true tramp
And I'm lokie-lokie, leave you pokey-pokey
No Rice a Roni, that's the okey-dokey
Me and Toby homie, make you do the hokey-pokey
Pull the pound, up and down, turn yourself around shorty
Here's some weed, burn yourself a pound whoadie
Here's a map, go learn yourself the town, sporty
I was down 40, now I'm up 50
Buck 50, but quickly: who could fukk with me