Ladies Describe The Most Flabby & Sick D!ck You've Ever Had

[shylittlekitten]

The worst in bed was this guy who was just really fukking scary tbh. He threatened me last time we spoke. He contacted me recently just to call me pig, and he emailed it from two different emails to make sure I got it in case I was blocking him (since I have his number blocked). One of the emails had a random name and I looked it up--there was shyt online about him under this completely different name from his real one.

I can't make this shyt up. That dude is a fukking psycho. Let me mention I met him off okcupid. Don't go there like, ever.


The dude with the smallest dikk was my BEST SEX EVER. He was the only one of two dudes who has ever made me come.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

i had this one dude, i took his virginity at 14 and he was a real big nikka, we still fukked off and on for years, but things were always a challenge, but the straw that broke the camels back was a few years ago we were sneaking trynna fukk at the park in his car , and he was so big and his dicc was so small i couldnt suck it, with him sitting in the car, i kept trying to but it just wasnt happening, we finally decided to get out the car but by then the mood was gone and i had said fucc it

 

[bogey_j]

Sir

the weed is making me say these things

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

What kinda rachett fukks some dude just talking about his dikk :foh:

Get some standards bytch :2much:

Naw bruh, dude didn't get the buns. After I saw that lil thang when he pulled it out, I instantly got a stomach ache and had to go home.

 

[killacal]

i had this one dude, i took his virginity at 14 and he was a real big nikka, we still fukked off and on for years, but things were always a challenge, but the straw that broke the camels back was a few years ago we were sneaking trynna fukk at the park in his car , and he was so big and his dicc was so small i couldnt suck it, with him sitting in the car, i kept trying to but it just wasnt happening, we finally decided to get out the car but by then the mood was gone and i had said fucc it

Arent u married tho:foh: You steppin out on ya man to try and play wheres waldo with bruce bruce

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

i had this one dude, i took his virginity at 14 and he was a real big nikka, we still fukked off and on for years, but things were always a challenge, but the straw that broke the camels back was a few years ago we were sneaking trynna fukk at the park in his car , and he was so big and his dicc was so small i couldnt suck it, with him sitting in the car, i kept trying to but it just wasnt happening, we finally decided to get out the car but by then the mood was gone and i had said fucc it

Big dude had a small dikk?

say it aint so

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Arent u married tho:foh: You steppin out on ya man to try and play wheres waldo with bruce bruce

well sir this was before i got married, i havent stepped outta line since i have been married , my husband knows just how to make me cum , so i havent had to step out on him , all these anecdotes are from the past.

 

[Coco Loco]

We never had sex but we would flirt back and forth at work. One day he came down to my office and was feeling some kind of way and wanted a hug. I obliged because there was a mutual attraction and why not? It was awful, his body was so mushy like a fat woman but he wasn't fat. He was about 5'10 and had an average build. When we hugged I felt no definition at all. I was shocked and immediately turned off. I've hugged heavier dudes who were solid and big but he was just mushy.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Big dude had a small dikk?

say it aint so

all big dudes dont have small diccs , or so my research says

 

[killacal]

well sir this was before i got married, i havent stepped outta line since i have been married , my husband knows just how to make me cum , so i havent had to step out on him , all these anecdotes are from the past.

How long u been married?

 

[sanityovar8ted]

How long u been married?

only a yr i got married on 11/11/11

 

[killacal]

only a yr i got married on 11/11/11

So you got married pretty quick?

 

[sanityovar8ted]

So you got married pretty quick?

i know what u are getting at, no i didnt get married fast, we were together for a few years before getting married , did these two intersect, yes they did.

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

only a yr i got married on 11/11/11

Your husband lost

 

[killacal]

i know what u are getting at, no i didnt get married fast, we were together for a few years before getting married , did these two intersect, yes they did.

:foh::foh:

Does he know this happened? Do you think hed still be married to you if he figured out? :2much: