Ladies Describe The Most Flabby & Sick D!ck You've Ever Had

[FaTaL]

I remember this one dude stayed sayin that he lets his pipe talk for it'self.

Dude shyt was short and skinny

I was mad as hell.

how short?

 

[ChiefQueen]

the typical defensive female

I luv it

Defensive female? Hell no! I'm just saying it like I see it. There's a reason why your wife ain't giving you the puss. If I was her I would cut your diq off.

 

[bogey_j]

We never had sex but we would flirt back and forth at work. One day he came down to my office and was feeling some kind of way and wanted a hug. I obliged because there was a mutual attraction and why not? It was awful, his body was so mushy like a fat woman but he wasn't fat. He was about 5'10 and had an average build. When we hugged I felt no definition at all. I was shocked and immediately turned off. I've hugged heavier dudes who were solid and big but he was just mushy.

am I the only one that thought this was a lil harsh?

you didn't even experience dudes sex game and you judge him off a hug?

now i'm gonna be paranoid about whether or not I should flex if i'm hugging on some random broad

 

[Alexander The Great]

Defensive female? Hell no! I'm just saying it like I see it. There's a reason why your wife ain't giving you the puss. If I was her I would cut your diq off.

am I the only one that thought this was a lil harsh?

you didn't even experience dudes sex game and you judge him off a hug?

now i'm gonna be paranoid about whether I should flex or not if i'm hugging some random broad

dude need to get his on

 

[shylittlekitten]

am I the only one that thought this was a lil harsh?

you didn't even experience dudes sex game and you judge him off a hug?

now i'm gonna be paranoid about whether I should flex or not if i'm hugging on some random broad

I didn't take that as her analyzing his sex game.

 

[a murda]

Defensive female? Hell no! I'm just saying it like I see it. There's a reason why your wife ain't giving you the puss. If I was her I would cut your diq off.

ma u dont know the full story

 

[Sierra Mist]

Finding a woman who can take your whole dikk in her p*ssy or mouth>>>>>>>>>

shyts wack when all you get is "It's too big."

 

[bogey_j]

I didn't take that as her analyzing his sex game.

but thats what the fukk this thread is about.

I took it as she felt the dude was made of marshmallow and saw him unfit as a sexual partner from then on

 

[ChiefQueen]

shyts wack when all you get is "It's too big."

Are you trying to tell us something?

 

[Sierra Mist]

Are you trying to tell us something?

I guess what I'm saying is it seems like some girls are only used to flabby n sick dikks. That's all.

 

[a murda]

dude need to get his on

 

[Sad Bunny]

We need a list of all the confirmed homosexual posters on the Coli. This guy goes right under Gator Reloaded

i aint never make a thread this gay

 

[Coco Loco]

am I the only one that thought this was a lil harsh?

you didn't even experience dudes sex game and you judge him off a hug?

now i'm gonna be paranoid about whether or not I should flex if i'm hugging on some random broad

I knew girls analyze you when they casual hug you and shyt.

So y'all really think that's the ONLY reason we didn't go any further? I swear y'all are a sensitive bunch... I was turned off but that's not the main reason. I see him often and I am cordial just not interested anymore.

 

[Sierra Mist]

So y'all really think that's the ONLY reason we didn't go any further? I swear y'all are a sensitive bunch... I was turned off but that's not the main reason. I see him often and I am cordial just not interested anymore.

Nothing is wrong with wanting a solid man. Why would you want a man who's soft? You shouldn't get slammed for that.

 

[nalej]

So y'all really think that's the ONLY reason we didn't go any further? I swear y'all are a sensitive bunch... I was turned off but that's not the main reason. I see him often and I am cordial just not interested anymore.

I wasn't even offended cause my body ain't soft

It was good to hear that from a girl though cause that's what I always assumed.