Ladies Describe The Most Flabby & Sick D!ck You've Ever Had

sanityovar8ted

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:foh::foh:

Does he know this happened? :ohhh: Do you think hed still be married to you if he figured out? :2much:
me and my husband have a good relationship, he doesnt know all the particulars but he knows there were others , while we were just dating, getting married and moving in together put a stop to all that tho
 

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me and my husband have a good relationship, he doesnt know all the particulars but he knows there were others , while we were just dating, getting married and moving in together put a stop to all that tho

So you went from dating to married :usure: your back seat search for a needle in a hay stack wasnt when you were serious?
 

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:dead: I'd die if I knew my WIFE was fishing for some fat niccas dikk in a parking lot a year before I MARRIED her hahahahahahah married dudes stay losing :pachaha:


:whew: thank god I aint bout that life brehs
 

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:dead: I'd die if I knew my WIFE was fishing for some fat niccas dikk in a parking lot a year before I MARRIED her hahahahahahah married dudes stay losing :pachaha:


:whew: thank god I aint bout that life brehs

:deadrose: She was just playing finding nemo.:foh: Im sure he has some idea but is playing ignorant cuz he needs the puss :2much:
 

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My second ex boyfriend use to bust entirely too quick :snoop:

But he made up for it with GOAT head game :ohlawd: :noah: :ahh:
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We never had sex but we would flirt back and forth at work. One day he came down to my office and was feeling some kind of way and wanted a hug. I obliged because there was a mutual attraction and why not? It was awful, his body was so mushy like a fat woman but he wasn't fat. He was about 5'10 and had an average build. When we hugged I felt no definition at all. I was shocked and immediately turned off. I've hugged heavier dudes who were solid and big but he was just mushy.

:pachaha:
 

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So you went from dating to married :usure: your back seat search for a needle in a hay stack wasnt when you were serious?
as far as im concerned if i wasnt living with him , no it wasnt that serious , i didnt know what he was doing while we wasnt living together
 

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Never have and never will, mess with a fat dude.

But I had the wackest sex with a guy who was just into fast pumping/jack rabbit sex. Even if I was on top he would try to do the jack rabbit pumps. I did try to work with him and tell him "look this technique is not working", but his excuse was he was "too excited" to slow down. It was frustrating because he would start sex with fast thrusts! He'd have me laughing in my head when he tried to talk sh-t during sex like "this is some good d-ck, huh girl?" And I'd be like :ld: and suggest oral because I was not about to fake anything and miss out on mine. If I was the type to like oral over penetration, maybe I could have dealed but Im not so...

I broke up with him and it was my shortest relationship. We didnt end solely due to this, but it was a big factor.
 

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Never have and never will, mess with a fat dude.

But I had the wackest sex with a guy who was just into fast pumping/jack rabbit sex. Even if I was on top he would try to do the jack rabbit pumps. I did try to work with him and tell him "look this technique is not working", but his excuse was he was "too excited" to slow down. It was frustrating because he would start sex with fast thrusts!

Did you date my crazy guy? This is exactly what he did.... WOAT.
 

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well some of y'all vaginas might be dead :leon::manny: nevermind jus my wife's :shaq2:

continue on bytches :troll:

Smh @t you disrespecting your wife like that behind her back. If you don't want to be with her then just leave her. But do not go around disrespecting her like that with that back handed insults and that wack signature of yours. You no, good for nothing dog. :aicmon:
 

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We never had sex but we would flirt back and forth at work. One day he came down to my office and was feeling some kind of way and wanted a hug. I obliged because there was a mutual attraction and why not? It was awful, his body was so mushy like a fat woman but he wasn't fat. He was about 5'10 and had an average build. When we hugged I felt no definition at all. I was shocked and immediately turned off. I've hugged heavier dudes who were solid and big but he was just mushy.

I knew girls analyze you when they casual hug you and shyt.
 

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Smh @t you disrespecting your wife like that behind her back. If you don't want to be with her then just leave her. But do not go around disrespecting her like that with that back handed insults and that wack signature of yours. You no, good for nothing dog. :aicmon:



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