Ladies, if a man has never slow danced with you....

[Malta]

That's an easy loophole breh admit it

By that logic, Hispanic broads have had a man slow dance with them since they could use training bras

That's not an easy loophole, this law includes a suit & tie provision, as well as a elegant dress/classy skirt.



Also, slow dancing with your brother doesn't count

 

[Spoonz]

I don't slow dance with any woman, she just gotta grind her ass up on me.

 

[Malta]

Yeah, I think it's kind of ridiculous to say a chick ain't shyt or no one found her worthy because she's never slow danced before. But I guess the coli aims to make every woman that's never danced with anyone feel worthless. terrible.

Indeed

 

[Malta]

I don't slow dance with any woman, she just gotta grind her ass up on me.

You're from West Virginia, slow dancing in your state is line dancing with fat ugly white women.

 

[Lord Beasley]

this #HardOnHoes shyt has to stop

 

[AgentGrey]

Fixed

cause he ain't shyt no more.



It's ok Juice. We can stage our own prom and force @KingRey to be our date since he likes to laugh.

I didn't even take my high school girlfriend to prom and in return Allah gives me a second chance with 2 virgins
Hand me that W.

 

[Malta]

this #HardOnHoes shyt has to stop

Can't stop, won't stop

Not being hard on hoes is exactly what has led to the downfall of the good woman

 

[Ashley Banks]

Indeed

So a good woman is automatically put into the ain't shyt category because she's never danced with someone. I see.

 

[Lord Beasley]

the movement has done nothing but turn the coli into:

 

[Malta]

So a good woman is automatically labled as ain't shyt because she's never danced with someone. I see.

Those are the breaks, I didn't make the rule

Just like if a dude hasn't had sex by the time he's 23 he's automatically labeled a weirdo by the majority of your sex.

 

[Malta]

the movement has done nothing but turn the coli into:

No Ma'am was fighting against overt militant feminists and lazy housewives who did nothing all day, you really gonna shyt on the righteous team like that?

 

[Ashley Banks]

Those are the breaks, I didn't make the rule

Just like if a dude hasn't had sex by the time he's 23 he's automatically labeled a weirdo by the majority of your sex.

You have to be trolling.

 

[Malta]

You have to be trolling.

Maybe I am, maybe I'm not

 

[Steve Piffler]

 

[Lord Beasley]

No Ma'am was fighting against overt militant feminists and lazy housewives who did nothing all day, you really gonna shyt on the righteous team like that?

that's my point though, this dumbass movement devaluating (sp?) the shyt out of women in general then hatin em. contrary to what these homos on the coli think, no every woman is worthless.