Ladies, Tell Us Some Stories of the Most Simpest Things Men Have Done In Your Name

[sanityovar8ted]

ur an idiot

Lemme alone I was only 18

 

[MikelArteta]

:patrice;

when i was like 20 i got laid off from my job and this guy i knew, who lived like a 45 minutes away let me 'borrow' 200 buck and then told me i didn't have to pay him back.

i was dating some rich drunk alcoholic last year, whenever i tried to pay for anything, he wouldn't let me. i blame that more on him being just a rich drunk with money than a simp.

edit: i already told this in another thread, but it always makes me laugh. when i was escorting i met some guy who was all like "you don't gotta do this, you're too pretty for this" and tried getting my number to hang out and get to know me..lol

 

[MikelArteta]

So a man who sacrificed to come see you and spend time with you is a simp?

Guy who lived in another town. Used to come down every weekend to see me. 2 hours by car. It was the only way for us to be together though, so I really appreciated it while it lasted. He was a great one

 

[ikbm]

this thread is disturbing.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

So a man who sacrificed to come see you and spend time with you is a simp?

Driving 2 hours for a chick is simpin breh.
I drive 2 1/2 hours to Louisiana all the time to chill with my cousins but I'd be damndd if I drive a hour for a broad.

 

[no.]

But he was too nice huh

No, he eventually couldn't keep it up, after like 8 months of driving to see me. We both realized the situation wasn't gonna change and the distance was wearing on us. Sigh.

So a man who sacrificed to come see you and spend time with you is a simp?

I said I appreciated it. I liked him and I never let him waste the trip, always programmed my weekend with him in mind. But this thread is about the stuff men have done for you... And I don't know, gifts, food, corny text messages, yeah, I got all of that from different guys, but that doesn't really leave an impression. This guy did. I wouldn't consider him a simp, as a person he was pretty chill, but he did that for me and I remember it.

 

[MikelArteta]

Title of the thread is simplest things

Ungrateful

No, he eventually couldn't keep it up, after like 8 months of driving to see me. We both realized the situation wasn't gonna change and the distance was wearing on us. Sigh.



I said I appreciated it. I liked him and I never let him waste the trip, always programmed my weekend with him in mind. But this thread is about the stuff men have done for you... And I don't know, gifts, food, corny text messages, yeah, I got all of that from different guys, but that doesn't really leave an impression. This guy did. I wouldn't consider him a simp, as a person he was pretty chill, but he did that for me and I remember it.

 

[Mr. Negative]

Guy who lived in another town. Used to come down every weekend to see me. 2 hours by car. It was the only way for us to be together though, so I really appreciated it while it lasted. He was a great one

girl, you just made me jump before I saw your name, for real. I used to do the 2 hour drive with my ex.

 

[no.]

Title of the thread is simplest things

Ungrateful

Ungrateful? You expect me to what, build an altar to the guy? It's been years. But I get that being called a simp is the gravest possible insult on the coli and nothing short of abominable slander

Don't worry, I'll make sure to bring him up somehow when they make a thread for true #HoH pimp stuff, just to rectify this

 

[MikelArteta]

He sacrificed his time and gas to go drive and see you and was into you and treated you well, but in a what simpest things a guy has done for you thread, you post it up for daps and hahas

Disgusting

Enjoy the cheating thug you'll be blessed with

Ungrateful? You expect me to what, build an altar to the guy? It's been years. But I get that being called a simp is the gravest possible insult on the coli and nothing short of abominable slander

Don't worry, I'll make sure to bring him up somehow when they make a thread for true #HoH pimp stuff, just to rectify this

 

[no.]

He sacrificed his time and gas to go drive and see you and was into you and treated you well, but in a what simpest things a guy has done for you thread, you post it up for daps and hahas

Disgusting

Enjoy the cheating thug you'll be blessed with

It's not that serious

And if I recall correctly, you've said worse stuff about your exes on the coli than I did, Reincar. Enjoy the cheating thuggette you'll end up with

 

[Silver Surfer]

I was an OG simp though back in the day. I can;t lie. nikkas don't even wanna know the shyt I've done

Things That I've Honestly Done Before I Became A Player


Walked 3 miles to a girls house because I didnt have bus fare (not for p*ssy either)

This made me laugh

 

[Silver Surfer]

I once let a super bad blasian get a rental car in my name and she went to go get fukked by some football player


tru story

 

[Data-Hawk]

Offered to buy my groceries when he was broke.

The real question is did you accept his offer knowing he was broke?

 

[Data-Hawk]

I wouldn't call it simping but i've never had a man pursue me like this:
This guy who I knew liked me in college. One day I went to campus early and started waiting outside of class. He walks by, I make nothing of it.
When the period was over and it was time for my class to start, I see from the corner of my eye, part of a hat (same hat he had on).
I walked into class and then he walked in 5 mins later. I thought nothing of it b/c ppl add classes late.
This is how I found out he wasn't in my class
Our exams consist of two parts: the in class one on friday and the essay portion we take home and turn in on monday.
for the first exam, he was there for like 10 mins and when I looked up, he was gone.
On mondays, I just usually turn in the essay then leave.
I get to class that monday to drop it off and as I'm leaving, he's coming.
As i am waiting for the bus, which comes every 15 mins, I see him walking back.
So yea he wasn't in my class.
He used to come everyday and he even took notes and sat on the ground when there were no seats. But was never there on exam day.
Buddy had it bad but a closed mouth don't get fed.

Escorting? @LA Fisher you know what to do playboy