Larenz Tate Found The Fountain Of Youth (Breakfast Club Interview)

[The Devil's Advocate]

def. the best part was the mansion part. Crazy. A million a year to maintain your house. These dumb celebs...

That's something I'm glad my mom told me about when I was little. Wishing for a big house

She said people always forget you gotta furnish and maintain that shyt. You want 10 bedrooms, 4 living rooms, 2 kitchens, 8 bathrooms, etc. Remember you need 10 beds, 10 dressers, 10 couches.... Etc

And you gonna look dumb in a million dollar home and Walmart furniture. So that's gotta look good too. And now you gotta heat that. And clean that. And pay taxes on that. Get someone to cut your grass. Keep it nice. Insure that (biggest killer)

But when you making 20 million a film, what's 1 million

 

[Jasmine20]

Peep this one.

Nas claim to be 5'8 and got on Timbs, which is like another two inches so I'd say game maybe 6'2, but point is he didn't look old in that photo cause of his hairline. In this one he got a beard on and you can see how much taller he is than nas, so you'd think he was the one that was older. The height and hair make a difference for how you look.

Larenz and pharrell both 5'6 and got their OG hairline and no beards. It's a pic of pharrell floating around with a beard and it adds a good 10 years to his face.

The Game always looked old as shyt. Its the wrinkly forehead and mushed looking face.

 

[letti cook]

You're right. That was the dumbest monologue I ever saw in my life

I just played it. They show about 8 flashes. It goes... 4 flashbacks. Then cops putting odog in the car. Then 4 more flashbacks

They just kinda threw that future moment in between it being all flashbacks. They should have done 8 future moments showing what happened to everyone if that was the case

yeah, thats what threw everybody off and why Charlemagne asked the question...i done seen that a million times and never knew odog got locked til Larenz said it

 

[CoCKy GeNiuS]

Don't forget dark chocolate (atleast 70% cocoa cocao), cinnamon, garlic, and ginger, honey, and lemon Brehs.

 

[Primetime21]

Peep this one.

Nas claim to be 5'8 and got on Timbs, which is like another two inches so I'd say game maybe 6'2, but point is he didn't look old in that photo cause of his hairline. In this one he got a beard on and you can see how much taller he is than nas, so you'd think he was the one that was older. The height and hair make a difference for how you look.

Larenz and pharrell both 5'6 and got their OG hairline and no beards. It's a pic of pharrell floating around with a beard and it adds a good 10 years to his face.

Game is a legit 6'4 doggy

 

[Motife43]

Apple cider vinegar is the BEST moisturizer followed by coconut oil.

Didn't realize you were talking about apple cider vinegar. I thought you were saying use black soap like lotion

 

[InDePickWest]

Didn't realize you were talking about apple cider vinegar. I thought you were saying use black soap like lotion

Lol nah. That'd be the WORST thing you can do. It cleans so hard it dries it out, you need to replenish the moisture every Single time but you dime status if you stick to it.

 

[R-Typ3]

You're right. That was the dumbest monologue I ever saw in my life

I just played it. They show about 8 flashes. It goes... 4 flashbacks. Then cops putting odog in the car. Then 4 more flashbacks

They just kinda threw that future moment in between it being all flashbacks. They should have done 8 future moments showing what happened to everyone if that was the case

That wasn't needed because by then we know Ronnie+Ant moved to The A..Stacey was goin off to college..and if it wasn't for this incident it was a matter of time before Caine+Dog got caught for the robbery

 

[Patrick Kane]

Gonna watch later. Larenz Tate was that nikka to me when I was a kid. Dude was just so cool

 

[AtomicUse]

Cam tells Ozone, "Halle Berry? Hell yeah! Actually, I'm gonna tell you such a funny story about Halle Berry, this is some crazy shyt. This was back before my first album came out. I don't think I even had a video out or anything. I was in L.A. on a promo tour, I just had a CD of snippets from Who's Camron. I was wolfin', I hadn't had a haircut for like two months. I had just got finished playing basketball, so I ain't have no shirt on and I was sweaty."

"I'm getting out of a fifteen-passenger van to go to the ATM and there's a lady there, but I ain't payin' her no mind. I stick my ATM card in the shyt, and Jimmy and all these *****s in the van just start bangin' on the window so I turn around, like, 'What?' They like, 'Yo, that's Halle Berry!'. So I look up like, 'Yo, Halle, let me talk to you for a minute,' and she's backin' away like, 'No, no, no, I've gotta go.'"

"I'm like, chasing her over to the Range Rover. There's a dude in the car leaning back in the seat. I'm like, 'Yo, Halle, I rap! I'm about to come out! Just take the CD!' She rolled down the window like, about this much and took the snippets. She rolled out and we sittin' there buggin' out."

"That was probably in early 1998. Then in 2003, I'm at this party in Vegas after a fight. Some boxer had a party, and there's mad *****s in there, the crazy retarded girl from Scary Movie, everybody from fukkin' mainstream America was like, 'Camron, we love you, man!' So we chillin' with Tyrese and Larenz Tate and they like, 'Cam, we fukkin' love you, B,' and Larenz pulls me off to the side. He's like, 'Yo, I fukks with you, dawg.' So I'm like, 'Good lookin', it's all good.' He was like, 'Remember that day when you slid that CD in Halle's car? That was me, when I was fukkin' her, and ain't nobody know. We was on the low. Yo, Cam, that was me in that passenger seat. That's how long I been fukkin' with you, dawg.I popped bottles with him after that, cause he was keepin' it too funky! There's only a few *****s who know that whole story, fam. The first thing I was thinkin' was, 'whoever in that passenger seat is pimpin', yo! He got Halle goin' to the ATM.''

This is like when we found out Pharrell was hitting Beyonce'
This site has the best posters.

We manged to fit a height/celeb story/hairline/facial care discussion all into one thread.

 

[NBA Youngbreh]

Being young

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

His brother didn't get the memo.

I have seen all 3 of them in real life. Short does not even begin to describe these dudes.

 

[Kokoro]

Only if we don't live right.

Water + lean meat + healthy diet + sunscreen + workout regimen + melanin - drugs/alcohol - stress= black that don't crack

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

Water + lean meat + healthy diet + sunscreen + workout regimen + melanin - drugs/alcohol - stress= black that don't crack

 

[Kokoro]

Haha it's true. We need suncreen. Only spf 10-15 tho thats it. A lot of lotions and moisturizers contain this much sunscreen

Have you seen pictures of slave's skin that looks cracked and wrinkled from being in the Sun?

If you don't want your black to crack, use sunscreen