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Weekend must have started early for some people because nikkas are posting real fatherlessly right now.
 

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seriously nikka? Don't f*cking come at me like that I never try you on no shyt so don't f*cking come at me like that. I don't go around saying your stupid for your little baby ass shytty f*cking Hornets so don't come at me. Come see me in real life and call me stupid I'll beat the f*ck out OF YOUR DUMB ASS. nikkas be acting like they hard asf on the internet calling other nikkas dumb and tryna joke on nikkas for having opinions and shyt. I dont even know you personally but i bet your a little ass white boy who live in the suburbs who trys to act all hard and cool and shyt but really is a no life nikka with no friends or have anything to do outside of HN. Like get a f*cking life and realize who the f*ck you are talking to when you address me kid. ON GOD I never came at you in a disrespectful manner but you pushing it because you think you mr hot shyt cause yo f*ck ass team made it the the bottom of the playoffs and got dropped
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lebron has his pros and his cons ......



Pros:

Good passer for his size.
Decent ball-handling for his size.
Great at finishing at the rim.
Fantastic at driving into the lane with either hand.
Has a high percentage FG.
Amazing Dunker.
Very fast.
Very explosive and athletic.
Can take over a game if necessary.
Good at stealing the ball.
Good at getting to the free-throw line.
Good at blocking.

Cons:

Does not shoot 3 pointers very well.
Generally a streaky shooter. Some games he will hit many mid-range shots, others he will miss almost all of them.
Not a good game finisher
Not a very good attitute in-game and out-of-game.
Not a good free-throw shooter
Not a great rebounder for his size
Inconsistent player



In my opinion he is AVERAGE.
At the end of the day fukk your opinion and what you deem average. He's will remain the best all around player in the league regardless
 

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At the end of the day fukk your opinion and what you deem average. He's will remain the best all around player in the league regardless



LMAO seriously? Lebron will NEVER be like me

Today I just got my first offer to play college basketball and I'm pretty excited, even if it is just a division III team. Gustavus-Adolphus' coach Mark Hansen gave me the offer. I'm only 15 and going into my sophmore season and I'm really hoping I can make Division one.
 
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I'm so sick of hearing about Lebron James and how he made a dynasty in Miami, more like a Disney, they won 2 championships, not 6 or 10, and darn lucky to win that one last year, missed free-throws and they're done! James comes across the screen like he's God, he is not, he is no more than an average player in a very low-grade league! Where's the superstars for Competition?Jordan had many, Bird, Johnson, hakeem, Worthy, Thomas, Malone, Ewing, on and on, so James is merely a man playing with boys who should have stayed in college, and received some education unlike James who stutters around in that third-grade grammar rap, because he's an undergraduate of thought and reason! These kids need an education first, not money, because most end up broke and useless!

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fukkboi never understood why his parents named him fukkboi. The truth is, his crackheaded mother was heavily under the influence of bath pepper (closely related to bath salts) when she came up with his name. The father, fukkman, fled the country to Australia to avoid child support where he was savagely raped by a wild kangaroo in his sleep.



fukkboi knew his name would not be accepted in a social atmosphere so at a young age he began calling himself Frank to avoid ridicule. No one ever knew about his real name because he kept his birth certificate hidden in a Nickelback album.



However, the name "Frank" didn't work out either. Kids laughed at the name when fukkboi was young because they thought it was rather strange. Kinda ironic, considering fukkboi grew up in the ghettos of Chiraq with friends named Shawnquell and T'La'Kanika and Quantaviusson and Heath. Recently, they began mocking him and calling him "Frank Ocean", acting as if he was gay. They made lots of homosexual jokes about him, but fukkboi really wasn't gay. He was into anime, actually, where he enjoyed watching cartoon females getting plugged by squids and walruses and Sam Cassell.



One afternoon, fukkboi was drinking a random ass cup of Eggnog in the month of April. He was sitting in his room watching Ellen Degeneres and then his little brother fukkbob Rarepants came in and started cooking to the extravagant tunes of Lil B. fukkboi doesn't like Lil B and thinks he is gay and cannot rap. He has no knowledge of good music, but he's had a rough childhood so maybe his brain is too messed up to accept Based messages.



fukkbob Rarepants got real hype with it. He turnt up so hard and accidently slapped fukkboi in the neck. fukkboi got furious and began chasing fukkbob Rarepants. fukkbob said UMAD BRO? and ran through the door. fukkbob grabbed the knob and slammed the door so hard that the cross of Jesus they had above the door fell off and cracked fukkboi in the head. He stumbled and fell into a stack of dusty porno mags his friend gave him that are dusty because he doesn't like real human hoes and therefore he's never looked at them so they just sit on his dresser and collect dust. His impact caused a bunch of the dust to disperse everywhere and fukkboi ended up breathing a bunch of it in.



He began coughing and his lungs started to hurt. The pain didn't go away so he got his mom, fukkanesha, to bring him to the hospital. His mom didn't know where the hell the hospital was so they ended up at the National Antidesistablishmentarianism Union Committee Association Group. They went up in that bish confused as hell when they saw all the Antidesistablishmentarianists. They realized they were in the wrong place. Eventually they got fukkboi to a doctor and the doctor said, "Son, you've got a bad case of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis".



So now he has to take these pills that are kinda penis-shaped every day at 1:00, which makes his friends ridicule him even more.



THE END
 
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