Lets admit it. A lot of RnB cliches are silly and unrealistic

[MoonGoddess]

This whole song by Az Yet... But especially

Last night, I was inside of you
Last night, while making love to you
I saw the sun, the moon
The mountains and the rivers
I saw heaven when I made sweet love to you, baby



What kind of p*ssy was this

that's more than just p*ssy breh.

 

[Biscayne]

I love R&B

But lyrics to these songs are just.....lets just say they make it too easy to comically parody their music. Same could be said for boy bands who teeter on that Pop/R&B fusion genre. That's why boy bands are made fun of and parodied so frequently and easily. A song at the top of my head would be New Kids On The Block "Please Don't Go Girl"

Got these teenage boys begging a girl not to leave him(for undisclosed reasons) telling her "I need you, and I guess I always will" you're like 16 breh. And this goes all the way back to the old school RnB boy band acts of the 50's, 60's, and 70's.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

This song stay in the special rotation

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

Not a cliche but an rnb huh?

Who would want to make love on a beach of jet black sand?

Outside in the raaaain, we can do it all niiiight

 

[I AM WE ARE]

This nikka Johnny was fukking it up for us...



Took simping to new heights, now we had to be a damn simpahero just to be her friend who could POTENTIALLY get the drawls later down the line.

he wrote this song for eddie murphy

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

he wrote this song for eddie murphy

Eddie does duck those questions about his friendship with Gill

 

[I love Latina women]

 

[MalikX]

same thing goes for love movies..i know a couple bytches/nikkas that thought college would be like stomp the yard

I did. It wasn't

Okay. In some ways, it was

 

[I AM WE ARE]

so 9 pages and nobody mentions these simp ass mfs




be a househusband while your ol lady gets banged out by the dude at her job bruhs

 

[I AM WE ARE]

#hoh anthem

 

[I AM WE ARE]

this mf though

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

this mf though

Tank know damn well his ass don't believe in 75% of the shyt he sang in this song

 

[Pazzy]

"I can't breathe without you". get yourself an oxygen mask and a breathing tank.

"I can't eat without you" get yourself some cooking lessons or buy you a cookbook and teach yourself how to cook.

"I can't sleep without you". buy you some nyquil.

 

[Pazzy]

Although 2000s gave us some terrible simp shyt, it was some real brehs out here giving dudes game about these scandalous hoes.

Even those songs are stupid as fukk especially the ruff endz song. Maybe if he wasn't spoiling her to the point where she took advantage of him then he wouldn't be singing fessing up to that shyt. Like seriously, your woman doesn't even have a job and you're giving her shopping sprees, money and a trip to the VIP? fukk that shyt. You shouldn't even be kicking it with her in the first place talking we can't even kick it no more.

 

[I AM WE ARE]

pssh this mf kellz beat and cheat on his ol lady and she took him back