Let's discuss proper "public" bathroom taking a shyt etiquette!!!!

[Tenchi Ryu]

Wash your mutha fukking hands

 

[Lootpack]

 

[Clayton Endicott]

I take shyt in public because of free toilet paper. I just hate when another dude come in and peek thru the crack to see if it's taken and I look back like

 

[PhonZhi]

Why can't they make the stalls go all the way down to the floor instead of leaving it to where your legs and feet can be seen?

I never understood that. What's the point?

 

[TEH]

If u taking a shyt in public
It is on YOU to stay in the stall until everyone has left the restroom

If I come in to piss
Let me hurry up
Wash my hands n leave


Don't come out as I'm washing my hands forcing me to have to see who blew it up


And if the person is Caucasian
Forcing me to see u walk out after shytting
And not washing your hands




*Next

Don't come in the restroom on the phone


U talking to your wife as I'm taking a piss

Almost like u want her to hear that
On some fetish shyt



*If u drip water on the counter
Wipe it


*Don't try to hold convos with me in the restroom


* Flush
Before
After
And during you dropping that stank ass turd brah



Stop grunting like that old white dudes

No home training is why ...

 

[DatBoiHawk]

Why can't they make the stalls go all the way down to the floor instead of leaving it to where your legs and feet can be seen?

I never understood that. What's the point?

Hell yea...the few times I took a shyt in public I was hoping no one saw my shoes to identify me as the guy that was taking a public shyt

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

I be in there with my shirt off.

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

You poor unfortunate souls , Im glad I work for a company that takes bathroom cleanliness seriously.

Taking a nice shyt in the handicap stall is glorious yall

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Dudes at my job go hard on the shytter. #UOKBro? #SeeADoctor #ImCallingTheAmberLamps

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Co-sign everything but the courtesy flush. I don't want all them germs and bacteria flying up my ass.

This is why you do the courtesy flush BEFORE you sit on it

Every bathroom has a fecal mist anyway, it is what it is

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

One time I ate something bad for lunch. I had them bubble guts on something serious. There is a bathroom where I work that is on the other side of the building in a back corner we're nobody goes to. I'm not even sure anybody knows about it. I had to walk for 5 minutes to get to it. I tore that shiit up in peace. Other than that I'd hold it and go home.

Cacs have no shame with this. They will legit walk into a crowded bathroom and start farting and grunting

 

[Fatboi1]

At my job there's a bunch of bathrooms since it's several buildings with several floors but the one in the bldg I work in has big ass gaps in the door

One time I damn near opened the stall door by accident on someone.

 

[Address_Unknown]

shyt like this is why I wait until everyone leaves the restroom, lock that shyt, drop a quick Deuce in the Bruce Lee position () wash my hands then remove whatever warning or caution side I had barricading the door and just leave with no questions answered.

That's normally in public restrooms where they always got a cleaning trolley or 'caution wet floor' sign someplace I could use. I usually hold it until I go home 'cause I got my bowels trained on some conditioning shyt.

 

[Rawtid]

If I’m taking a shyt in public, it’s an emergency and I don’t give a fukk about anyone in the bathroom, leaving the bathroom or about to enter. Just trying not to shyt on myself. If you regularly shyt in public, you’re a loose booty savage.

 

[letti cook]

there should separate rooms for that..its ridiculous

i never understood how someone can take a shyt with 3 or 4 mufukas in the room, pissing next to them, with visible gaps everywhere

just last week, i walk in the bathroom and some dude in the stall blowing it up, rapping Loyalty word for word at full volume

i kinda respect his lack of fukks

i gotta be at the crib with my weed and something to read, fukk all that