Let's discuss proper "public" bathroom taking a shyt etiquette!!!!

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Why can't they make the stalls go all the way down to the floor instead of leaving it to where your legs and feet can be seen?

I never understood that. What's the point?

They don't wanna give fakkits a playground. Sus brehs ruined public washroom privacy for us all.

 

[Dzali OG]

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

At my job there's a bunch of bathrooms since it's several buildings with several floors but the one in the bldg I work in has big ass gaps in the door

One time I damn near opened the stall door by accident on someone.

If I ever have to shyt in one of these I take a long strip of toilet paper and hang it over that crack by squezing the tip into the top of the door and letting it drape down.

 

[Dzali OG]

If you're taking a shyt, always give that courtesy cough or flush or SOMETHING to alert people entering that you're in there taking a shyt.

If they choose to continue that's on them...

 

[SheriffOG]

Hilarious thread, i fully cosign this shyt breh.

Also if you are using a stall which has a broken lock, don't. But if needs must make sure you put ya foot / bag by the door. Ain't no time to be browsing insta, that's a high stakes situation. don't wanna get hit with that

 

[Xerces]

Man one time I was having an in public conundrum. I was at Walmart of all places. I only live 10 min from the walmart; but I had to take a dump baaaddddd; but it kept acting like I could hold it and make it home. But it seemed as soon as I stepped out of the store, it was about to come out with the fury, so I'd go back inside the store, I swear I went in and out of the store 5 times, because I was really trying to avoid crapping at walmart ( all those random butt cheeks on the seat ) Finally I just had to accept my fate that I wasn't going to make it Went into the bathroom, of course it looked like a out of business water park. Water on the floor, paper towels all over the place

 

[Gold]

At my job there's a bunch of bathrooms since it's several buildings with several floors but the one in the bldg I work in has big ass gaps in the door

One time I damn near opened the stall door by accident on someone.

Them gaps breh

People don't realize that If you can see me, I can see you too

 

[Gold]

I remember a very uncomfortable stuation I had when the CEO and I entered the bathroom at the same time...we had been shooting the breeze about random shyt beforehand..now all convo should have ceased...esp since I went into a stall..but he kept talking to me on the other side where he went to the urinal...for about 2-3 mins I was in pure agony trying to hold it in because I did not want to take a shyt with him rambling...I was legit almost sweating..it was awful

You couldn't see his face, but on the otherside of the stall he was like

 

[Sire366]

If u taking a shyt in public
It is on YOU to stay in the stall until everyone has left the restroom

If I come in to piss
Let me hurry up
Wash my hands n leave


Don't come out as I'm washing my hands forcing me to have to see who blew it up


And if the person is Caucasian
Forcing me to see u walk out after shytting
And not washing your hands




*Next

Don't come in the restroom on the phone


U talking to your wife as I'm taking a piss

Almost like u want her to hear that
On some fetish shyt



*If u drip water on the counter
Wipe it


*Don't try to hold convos with me in the restroom


* Flush
Before
After
And during you dropping that stank ass turd brah



Stop grunting like that old white dudes

This is the biggest problem. I have never felt more awkward then when I went in and another person followed behind and went to a stall. That instance has forever altered how I handle the process. Nobody ever sees me enter in, nobody sees me ever leave. If somebody is following me, I will go to the urinal, act like I am taking a while, wait for the person to piss and leave, then I go into the stall. If he goes into the stall, I act like I pissed, walk back to the office and wait another 15 min and try again with no distractions.

Only thing to add is that I do not ever still on the toilet, I do not trust the lid being clean, even with much toliet paper on top of it. I just squad over the lid, works just as well. Builds up the quads too.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I don’t regularly shyt in public, but when I do, it’s an emergency and I’m not worried about no damn etiquette. That’s all I’m saying.

Etiquette goes a long way
I go so far as to not drop that turd while people are in there

I wait till they leave
I courtesy flush
And bring in poo Puri spray

This is the biggest problem. I have never felt more awkward then when I went in and another person followed behind and went to a stall. That instance has forever altered how I handle the process. Nobody ever sees me enter in, nobody sees me ever leave. If somebody is following me, I will go to the urinal, act like I am taking a while, wait for the person to piss and leave, then I go into the stall. If he goes into the stall, I act like I pissed, walk back to the office and wait another 15 min and try again with no distractions.

Only thing to add is that I do not ever still on the toilet, I do not trust the lid being clean, even with much toliet paper on top of it. I just squad over the lid, works just as well. Builds up the quads too.

I have a mini can of Lysol
And a Lysol wet wipes
Spray down the seat
Wet wipes it
Then dry it
Then lay down to

Then spray poo Puri in the bowl

 

[patscorpio]

Anyone Who Went To A Hood High School Shoulda Had All Public shytting Urges Purged Years Ago. I Remember If You Ever Got Caught With Your Pants Down nikkas Would Dump The Whole Garbage Can On You And Everything Inside Lol. Used To Think That Was Wrong But Seeing All What You Said And More Changed My Mind Quick.

One Bad Apple Spoils The Bunch And All Public shytters Get Painted With The Same Brush. That's Why Whenever I Went I Had To Go I Dipped To The Special Ed Wing Or Vo Tech Or Some Low Traffic Out The Way Bathroom

Man in middle school I successfully avoided having to take a dump in their bathrooms because they weren't up to par. Had some close calls though which thankfully my middle school was in my neighborhood so the bus ride was less than 5 mins and I made it home in time. In my high school though..sheeit ..the high school was way across town from where I live and the average bus ride was a gotdamn half hour...i knew there was no way id be able to avoid taking a dump there. The regular bathrooms for the students were terrible. I mean complete eyesores man. Cats throwing paper towels everywhere. Pissing any gotdamn where they please at times. shytting in the urinals and on the toilet seats. Cats smoking, gambling, and doing stupid shyt in the bathrooms. I saw some straight violations of cats trying to use the bathroom in peace and getting fukked with. I honestly think the janitors did jack shyt in those bathrooms for the 4 years I was there. The bathrooms in the gym locker room were decent enough but way too open. High chance I'd run into somebody I know catching me take a shyt in there and bam I wouldn't hear the end of it. Thankfully there were 2 buildings I can rely on: The hockey rink and the swimming pool areas which were in their own separate buildings. Those bathrooms were spotless and they saved me on so many occasions and no ever knew.

 

[Grifter]

"It is on YOU to stay in the stall until everyone has left the restroom

If I come in to piss
Let me hurry up
Wash my hands n leave


Don't come out as I'm washing my hands forcing me to have to see who blew it up"

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Man in middle school I successfully avoided having to take a dump in their bathrooms because they weren't up to par. Had some close calls though which thankfully my middle school was in my neighborhood so the bus ride was less than 5 mins and I made it home in time. In my high school though..sheeit ..the high school was way across town from where I live and the average bus ride was a gotdamn half hour...i knew there was no way id be able to avoid taking a dump there. The regular bathrooms for the students were terrible. I mean complete eyesores man. Cats throwing paper towels everywhere. Pissing any gotdamn where they please at times. shytting in the urinals and on the toilet seats. Cats smoking, gambling, and doing stupid shyt in the bathrooms. I saw some straight violations of cats trying to use the bathroom in peace and getting fukked with. I honestly think the janitors did jack shyt in those bathrooms for the 4 years I was there. The bathrooms in the gym locker room were decent enough but way too open. High chance I'd run into somebody I know catching me take a shyt in there and bam I wouldn't hear the end of it. Thankfully there were 2 buildings I can rely on: The hockey rink and the swimming pool areas which were in their own separate buildings. Those bathrooms were spotless and they saved me on so many occasions and no ever knew.

Your hs had a hockey rink

Rich gang ass nikka




Man our HS bathrooms was nothing but weed, Newport n black and mild hot boxes

Luckily I played football
So we would go to our locker room to take shyts


In peace


And being a star player I could get the key and lock that bytch up so other players had to wait

 

[Neuromancer]

what about nikkas dropping their pants at urinals.

 

[patscorpio]

what about nikkas dropping their pants at urinals.

I haven't seen that since elementary school..id assume anyone older than that knows better