Let's discuss proper "public" bathroom taking a shyt etiquette!!!!

[Neuromancer]

I haven't seen that since elementary school..id assume anyone older than that knows better

You would assume.

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

I remember a very uncomfortable stuation I had when the CEO and I entered the bathroom at the same time...we had been shooting the breeze about random shyt beforehand..now all convo should have ceased...esp since I went into a stall..but he kept talking to me on the other side where he went to the urinal...for about 2-3 mins I was in pure agony trying to hold it in because I did not want to take a shyt with him rambling...I was legit almost sweating..it was awful

 

[Neuromancer]

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

At my job there's a bunch of bathrooms since it's several buildings with several floors but the one in the bldg I work in has big ass gaps in the door

One time I damn near opened the stall door by accident on someone.

Here’s a great hack, take a long roll of toilet paper and hang it from the top. Just wet the top piece first.

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

Another issue I have is if I gotta drop a deuce and just as I sit down some fukker wants to sit in the stall next to mine!! Like goddammit man can I get a little peace?? fukking hell man.

 

[Breh13]

file:///storage/emulated/0/Download/While-you-in-bathroom-stall.jpg

fukk how you upload images...

use imgur.com and then copy and paste the direct image link into the image editor next to the smiley button.

 

[daboywonder2002]

If there's 3 stalls, DON'T TAKE THE MIDDLE ONE. nothing worse than coming in knowing i have to sit next to someone.

 

[Dzali OG]

Yall nikkas creepin around shyttin like felines.

 

[Dameon Farrow]

Wash your mutha fukking hands

This and op nailed it about people wanting to leave the stall when I walk in. Like what is that? Did you suddenly remember this isn't a private restroom?

 

[TRFG]

Last week, I took an Uber to my apartment to avoid shytting on campus

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Last week, I took an Uber to my apartment to avoid shytting on campus

Yooooooo

 

[Fatboi1]

Here’s a great hack, take a long roll of toilet paper and hang it from the top. Just wet the top piece first.

I actually did that today too. Usually the bathroom I go in isn't a high traffic area on certain days/times so I often have time to go in, shyt and leave without anyone ever coming in.

 

[Miggs]

I don’t regularly shyt in public, but when I do, it’s an emergency and I’m not worried about no damn etiquette. That’s all I’m saying.

I bet you got rings like saturn round ur garbage chute talking like that

 

[Rawtid]

I bet you got rings like saturn round ur garbage chute talking like that

Not at all. My poop is normally solid and comes out clean, I’m also pretty regular because I poop at least 3 times a day. Sometimes if I drink a bunch or water or coffee, I may get the BG’s and have some diarrhea, but that’s not often. My pee is also light yellow except the couple of pisses after my multi vitamin gets in my system and then it’s like highlighter yellow. shyt is crazy (no pun). I can send a proof pic if you want.

 

[TRFG]

Yooooooo

Hey, at least I got to shower after