Let's have some fun looking at some NYC real estate shall we?

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

Ok...

These prices are valid but a tad bit overstated. There are still places you can go to get something decent in terms of big city standards. You can get something for like 2 beds 2k a month...you just have to be prepared to dig. The state of affairs within NYC is always interesting to talk about for people who grew up here. My beef isn't with the renting situation but more so this affordable housing joke that lists a apartment for sale at 650k but the income restrictions will be 48k per year with a 250k deposit

 

[AB Ziggy]

They want to live in MANHATTAN or BK now so badly tho... go to the bronx with this bullshyt...

We don't need them to know about that little secret and start flooding up like they did Brooklyn.

 

[WaveMolecules]

Where in Florida is this that you hate it so much? Florida's the shyt to me compared to overcrowded, loud, dirty, expensive ass NYC

Orlando Florida

White trash + Wal-Mart + Disney + people who couldn't hack it in NYC.

I'm good.

 

[ISO]

Florida ain't all that. Orlando is Puerto Rico meets Disney meets bland suburbs

Tampa I've never been

SoFlorida is ok

The rest of Florida is garbage

Been to Tampa was there for two weeks some years back, much better than Orlando I fukked with it.

But hey I was only there for a week. Everybody I know that moves to Florida likes it at first then it becomes unbearable. Only so many times you can go to the beach, go to the mall, and do patio cook outs.

 

[ISO]

Truthfully I love NY but I don't know if I want to raise kids here.

Think I'll end up moving to Yonkers or New Rochelle somewhere in Westchester where I can get that suburban vibe but be close to the city.

Ima always be Uptowns son though

 

[Unknown Poster]

And now for the most expensive places in NYC~!

834 5th Ave # 78A,New York, NY 10065
5 beds 9 baths 12,000 sqft
FOR SALE
$96,000,000
Zestimate®: $66,436,339
EST. MORTGAGE

$369,050/moGet pre-qualified
834 Fifth Avenue, New York, NY Apartment 7/8ABuilt in 1932. The architect was Rosario Candela, a pre-eminent apartment architect of his time.This is the largest unit in Fifth Avenue's premier and most pedigreed building. It consists of 12,000 + - square feet, with 100 feet facing Central Park above the trees and with magnificent views to Central Park West and south to the Empire State Building, and open Eastern Exposures.It is flooded with sun and light from all directions.Decorated by Henri… More
Facts and Features

Type

Cooperative
Year Built

1931
Heating

No Data
Cooling

No Data
Parking

No Data
MLS #

14731556
INTERIOR FEATURES
Bedrooms

• Beds: 5

Appliances

• Appliances included: Dryer, Washer

Flooring

• Floor size: 12,000 sqft

Other Interior Features

• Fireplace
• Storage

834 5th Ave # 78A, New York, NY 10065 | MLS #14731556 | Zillow

 

[Unknown Poster]

834 5th Ave # 7/8A,New York, NY 10065
7 beds 10 baths -- sqft
FOR SALE
$96,000,000
Zestimate®: $46,100,769
EST. MORTGAGE

$369,050/moGet pre-qualified
834 Fifth Avenue
A once in a lifetime opportunity to live in the largest existing original apartment on Fifth Avenue. Situated on the 7th and 8th floors, this magnificent front corner duplex boasts 20 rooms of unparalleled grandeur and scale. Resplendent with outstanding Central Park views, this sprawling residence features a graceful layout with beautiful hardwood flooring, soaring ceilings and classic original moldings.
The first level of this home features a palatial entrance gallery… See data sources

See More Facts and Features
Home Value
Zestimate
$46,100,769
ZESTIMATE RANGE
$41.49M - $53.02M
LAST 30 DAY CHANGE
+$3,313,988 (+7.7%)
Zestimate history & details

 

[AB Ziggy]

834 5th Ave # 7/8A,New York, NY 10065
7 beds 10 baths -- sqft
FOR SALE
$96,000,000
Zestimate®: $46,100,769
EST. MORTGAGE

$369,050/moGet pre-qualified
834 Fifth Avenue
A once in a lifetime opportunity to live in the largest existing original apartment on Fifth Avenue. Situated on the 7th and 8th floors, this magnificent front corner duplex boasts 20 rooms of unparalleled grandeur and scale. Resplendent with outstanding Central Park views, this sprawling residence features a graceful layout with beautiful hardwood flooring, soaring ceilings and classic original moldings.
The first level of this home features a palatial entrance gallery… See data sources

See More Facts and Features
Home Value
Zestimate
$46,100,769
ZESTIMATE RANGE
$41.49M - $53.02M
LAST 30 DAY CHANGE
+$3,313,988 (+7.7%)
Zestimate history & details

Don't forget the Billionaire's Row spots

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Queens, NY. $475.00

“Semi-private living room space“

“quiet place to sleep and chill“

THE WORST ROOM: Queens, NY. $475.00 “Semi-private living room...

They didn't even ATTEMPT to make it look nice. They hung the sheets straight from the package, as evident from the visable rectangles, threw the white sheet on the bed, did one obvious tuck in front, as if that would make it any more presentable.

 

[AB Ziggy]

They didn't even ATTEMPT to make it look nice. They hung the sheets straight from the package, as evident from the visable rectangles, threw the white sheet on the bed, did one obvious tuck in front, as if that would make it any more presentable.

Hence why it's "a quiet place to sleep and chill" if you're just renting a room just for chilling and napping. Would you care if it's tidy as long as it's cheap as fukk in an overcrowded housing market like NY?

 

[LozLink]

Sydney is worse. At least new York is concentrated and things are nearby. Houses the size of the one in the op 40 minutes from downtown Sydney go for 1 mil+. Second most expensive place to live in after Hong Kong. Foreign investors fukking the game up

 

[PikaDaDon]

Looking for an apartment in Brooklyn. Do I HAVE to show the landlord my bank statements? You would think pay stubs, tax returns, W2s, background check, credit check, photo ID and social security should all be enough.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

WE MAKING DAMN NEAR 3X WHAT WE DID IN NYC

I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW MUCH OUR RENT WOULD BE

THEY TURNED MY BELOVED CITY INTO A SCAM

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Looking for an apartment in Brooklyn. Do I HAVE to show the landlord my bank statements? You would think pay stubs, tax returns, W2s, background check, credit check, photo ID and social security should all be enough.

ITS NOT WHAT YOU MAKE.... ITS WHAT YOU KEEP

ESPECIALLY IN NYC

 

[Unknown Poster]

Looking for an apartment in Brooklyn. Do I HAVE to show the landlord my bank statements? You would think pay stubs, tax returns, W2s, background check, credit check, photo ID and social security should all be enough.

Yeah have all of that stuff cause serioysly landlords are extremely picky and they shouldnt be.

And looking back on this thread is honestly why I moved out to Denver. I got a 1 bedroom apartment in a building with an elevator for 1150 a month...i know people back in NYC paying that much for a room.



Im not saying its unobtainable but it kind of aint even worth it anymore...