Hi, I'm Walt McClure. You may remember me from such predictions as:
Duke will play for the championship and
Creighton will make the Final Four and
Doug McDermott will have at least two 35-40 point games in the tournament.
Well, I'm back with some special Sweet 16 insights that are sure to make you stacks of money.
Dayton over Stanford: because Coach Kampf's disciples always suck. Always.
Wisconsin over Baylor: because Drew is a moron and Bo Ryan aka Count Chocula has enough size on his side to neutralize Baylor's bigs.
Arizona and Florida won't lose: because UCLA is inconsistent and the Wear twins are garbage. And because Arizona is doing it for all Beige nikkas all over the country.
Tennessee over Michigan: because TN's size is overwhelming and Michigan has a habit of breaking its fans hearts when they have the talent to do big things. Expect a lot of missed 3s and dumb turnovers.
Iowa State over UConn: because UConn sucks.
Louisville over Kentucky: because Pitino is, was, and always will be a better coach than Cal
Michigan State over Virginia: because it turns out the ACC was the most overrated conference in the country this season, and there's too much legit talent on MSU for them to lose this game.
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