MoeDollaZ$
Well Damn!
Fine... I delete it then
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List ur flaws(roast urself)
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MoeDollaZ$
Well Damn!
Ur rite...nikkas are too insecure to roast themselves.incoming back fire
prolly should not have made this fam
I'll play along...
My teeth are a little crowded in the front, so I'm self conscious about my smile... weird thing though, I pull some really good looking women, so maybe it's just me that is tripping to much?
My hair has thinned a little bit at the crown, but now that i've grown my hair out a lot, and I use gel to make the curls tight - females say i look like genuwine lmfao. I use to cut my hair really low to hide the fact, but now that I've got the curls rocking pretty solid, you can't even tell that i've thinned. Thank God it stopped though
Im a straight up nerd - I play Warhammer 40k (still need to paint my primaris ultra marines
), ps4 RPG's... I use to play MTG but kinda fell back on that and moved on to L5R (the LCG - all though I would love to play the old school version 
) With that being said, I tell women what I do and its like they don't care, which is cool. I straight up tell them I'm a nerd, I table top game and i'm an IT/cyber security stud so it is what it is. Ol girl i'm seeing now ask what warhammer was, so I showed it to her on youtube and she was like 
.... I said it's super nerdy but I don't give a fukk, i likes what i likes. 
Still blowing her back out 
I'm pretty sure there's more that I'm not remembering.
My teeth are a little crowded in the front, so I'm self conscious about my smile... weird thing though, I pull some really good looking women, so maybe it's just me that is tripping to much?
My hair has thinned a little bit at the crown, but now that i've grown my hair out a lot, and I use gel to make the curls tight - females say i look like genuwine lmfao. I use to cut my hair really low to hide the fact, but now that I've got the curls rocking pretty solid, you can't even tell that i've thinned. Thank God it stopped though
Im a straight up nerd - I play Warhammer 40k (still need to paint my primaris ultra marines
), ps4 RPG's... I use to play MTG but kinda fell back on that and moved on to L5R (the LCG - all though I would love to play the old school version ) With that being said, I tell women what I do and its like they don't care, which is cool. I straight up tell them I'm a nerd, I table top game and i'm an IT/cyber security stud so it is what it is. Ol girl i'm seeing now ask what warhammer was, so I showed it to her on youtube and she was like .... I said it's super nerdy but I don't give a fukk, i likes what i likes. Still blowing her back out I'm pretty sure there's more that I'm not remembering.
I have a permanent black eye due to a once broken orbital, so nikkas always ask who whooped my ass 
My teeth are a train wreck due to crowding. Gang signs on one side.
I suck at basketball.
My teeth are a train wreck due to crowding. Gang signs on one side.
I suck at basketball.
wastedmermaid
Superstar
I'm built like a whole spaghetti noodle.
facial hair patchy as shyt. Looking like Anthony Hamilton.
idk that's all I got
facial hair patchy as shyt. Looking like Anthony Hamilton.
idk that's all I got
Terrible hairline
Hazel eyes/Light Eyes ( I know brehs are gonna be like you humble bragging. But I am Dark skin and it is tiring having to explain that these are my natural eyes.)
Patchy ass Beard.
If a girl is my prototype (bigger than D cups, Chinky eyes) and I hit I don’t last long. I mean like 2-3 minutes. It’s like I get possessed and have jackhammer To get my nut.
English is my second language and I frequently put in creole/French words in otherwise English sentences.
If it wasn’t for Wellbutrin 30 milligrams and Adderal 20 mg Xr I would be in hell
Hazel eyes/Light Eyes ( I know brehs are gonna be like you humble bragging. But I am Dark skin and it is tiring having to explain that these are my natural eyes.)
Patchy ass Beard.
If a girl is my prototype (bigger than D cups, Chinky eyes) and I hit I don’t last long. I mean like 2-3 minutes. It’s like I get possessed and have jackhammer To get my nut.
English is my second language and I frequently put in creole/French words in otherwise English sentences.
If it wasn’t for Wellbutrin 30 milligrams and Adderal 20 mg Xr I would be in hell
AyBrehHam Linkin
First Black Brehsident
My dirty tennis ball nose ass.
5 foot nothing neck ass
Slapped fruit fly face ass
Athletic holocaust victim body ass
5 foot nothing neck ass
Slapped fruit fly face ass
Athletic holocaust victim body ass
u outchea looking like Ali Siddiqfacial hair patchy as shyt. Looking like Anthony Hamilton.
High quality poster
Veteran
Long dikk. It keep touching the water when I go shyt
Way too overconfident professionally. I set a goal, knock it out of the park, then get WILD complacent while I bask in the glory of my own bullshyt 
I need to be consistent about personal development and stop treating competition like its the only way to measure myself.
Socially I just don't even give people a fair chance anymore. I compartmentalize the fukk out of everyone I meet to minimize the amount of bullshyt they can inject into my life too
I was in great shape just two years ago I need to get over myself with the "I can just go hard in the gym for two weeks and be back on track" shyt before I'm officially 
with no chance of redemption
I need to be consistent about personal development and stop treating competition like its the only way to measure myself.Socially I just don't even give people a fair chance anymore. I compartmentalize the fukk out of everyone I meet to minimize the amount of bullshyt they can inject into my life too
I was in great shape just two years ago
I need to get over myself with the "I can just go hard in the gym for two weeks and be back on track" shyt before I'm officially with no chance of redemption
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Doesn't really care
People wonder aloud
"Are you okay with *THIS*?!"
Yeah. Content. If this wasn't the thing I like I would be busy getting the thing I like.
If I'm sitting here.chillin then I'm satisfied.
People wonder aloud
"Are you okay with *THIS*?!"
Yeah. Content. If this wasn't the thing I like I would be busy getting the thing I like.
If I'm sitting here.chillin then I'm satisfied.