List ur flaws(roast urself)

[Black Nate Grey]

Lazy, unmotivated, insecure, can be paralyzed by fear, perpetual screwup, unrealistic lofty goals and expectations, too much of a day dreamer along with a host of other problems.

 

[Pete Wrigley]

Way too many to list here

 

[bucks3115]

Long dikk. It keep touching the water when I go shyt

Dats nt a flaw
Lowkey humble brag

 

[Payroll]

Lazy, unmotivated, insecure, can be paralyzed by fear, perpetual screwup, unrealistic lofty goals and expectations, too much of a day dreamer along with a host of other problems.

 

[Negus in Detroit]

My bottom teeth is a little spaced out
I’m 5’8 no really 5’7.5

People think I’m half asian especially when I was younger

When I was young I had bad speech problems like a bad stutter and I would mispronounce words consistently and I would speak in a weird accent sometimes everything’s fine except the weird accent part

I have weak hand muscles so my handwriting is elementary school level

I can’t grow a goatee so a beard is an instant no go

 

[Elfuego]

My dikk too big
Women only wanna fukk me and not love a breh
I have too many certs
I have more cars than I can drive
My money keeps stacking cuz I don't know what else to buy
My muscles too swole
I'm too tall
My hairline is perfect and I only go to the barber once a month

 

[raul04]

My dikk too big
Women only wanna fukk me and not love a breh
I have too many certs
I have more cars than I can drive
My money keeps stacking cuz I don't know what else to buy
My muscles too swole
I'm too tall
My hairline is perfect and I only go to the barber once a month

I suffer from the same fam

 

[Elfuego]

I suffer from the same fam

We outchea

 

[Supercoolmayo]

i try and act like i dont care what people think, but tgst shot bothers me every minute wgen im alone

 

[Ohene]

hairline been pushed back
arrogant sometimes
let girls get under my skin
too rational

 

[Black Magisterialness]

Can't grow a full beard.
Can be selfish/self-righteous/argumentative
No tolerance for people I think are dumber than me (which is more fukked up than you think.)
Inflated sense of self
I'm too nonchalant about important things
I'm trash with saving money

 

[intruder]

• Somewhat short (5'10)
  
• I am now way overweight (255 lbs)
  
• Somewhat lazy nowadays thus out of shape like
• My dikk game is still strong but still not what it used to be
  
• Hairline falling apart

Like I always tell people, i honestly have no clue what all these women see in me but my roster is deeper than the average Joe

 

[Ya?]

Too cute, wish I look more my age.

 

[letti cook]

Im wack
Im twisted
My girl a hoe
Im broke
My kid aint mine and everbody know
My own mans said im stupid
I be like "so..i love my baby momma, i'll never let her go"

 

[brownsugah]

I'm too shy.