List ur flaws(roast urself)

[NoChillJones]

I share my wife.......

I got too much money(I mean how broke nikkas supposed to eat out here )

My dikk is way to big for these women(my girl cums so much she doesn't even let me finish)
The rims on my car are too goddamn shiny(they blind oncoming passengers.....)

I'm a over achiever(damn my never ending want to do better)
I aint shyt...........

 

[Daio]

Let me just post my ex text messages instead

 

[Squidward24]

I'll play along...

My teeth are a little crowded in the front, so I'm self conscious about my smile... weird thing though, I pull some really good looking women, so maybe it's just me that is tripping to much?

My hair has thinned a little bit at the crown, but now that i've grown my hair out a lot, and I use gel to make the curls tight - females say i look like genuwine lmfao. I use to cut my hair really low to hide the fact, but now that I've got the curls rocking pretty solid, you can't even tell that i've thinned. Thank God it stopped though

Im a straight up nerd - I play Warhammer 40k (still need to paint my primaris ultra marines ), ps4 RPG's... I use to play MTG but kinda fell back on that and moved on to L5R (the LCG - all though I would love to play the old school version ) With that being said, I tell women what I do and its like they don't care, which is cool. I straight up tell them I'm a nerd, I table top game and i'm an IT/cyber security stud so it is what it is. Ol girl i'm seeing now ask what warhammer was, so I showed it to her on youtube and she was like .... I said it's super nerdy but I don't give a fukk, i likes what i likes. Still blowing her back out


I'm pretty sure there's more that I'm not remembering.

you live a good ass life, mirin hard. Nothing wrong with playing nerdy games, I still play warcraft 3 lmao and watch dragonball z and pokemon. I also lift weights and plan to do submission wrestling/mma in my spare time.

 

[SPACE IS FAKE]

i love too hard and too deep

 

[Y2Dre]

-my head too small for my body cuz I’m one of those naturally skinny guys that got ripped. Think second stage Frieza.

-i can’t grow a beard

- I have a baby face, I’m about to be 30 and look 18

That’s pretty much it.