Little cheat codes everyone should know?

[Balla]

I can't tell you how many times I'd lock the door, start leaving the lot at my complex only to park and go check my door again.

This is

I thought I was the only one with this problem lol.

I always have to do something to remind myself my door is locked.

Sometimes I will come back around and double check my shyt is locked.

I think I have ocd, I hope not though.

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

Take it a step farther. Beat off before you make date plans. It’ll really show you if you making it to get some p*ssy or you really want to spend money just getting to know her.

That post nut clarity will have you saving all sorts of time and money

You will def take some L's though if you aren't picking your battles

Could have post nut clarity and stay home and miss out on something legendary

 

[Cleansprite]

Find someone you want to be like or a role model And Listen to there experiences learn from them and you’ll will level up in life faster

 

[HabitualChiller]

Learn a second language — preferably one that is derived from Latin. Doing so is not only convenient for if/when you do travel, seeing as Romance languages are spoken by a large percentage of the human population; they also serve as a gateway into the world of the linguaphile (the lover of language).

Since around 60% of the words in the English vocabulary come from Latin and French (which is derived from Latin, so it is a Romance language,) you are indirectly improving your understanding of the English language by learning one. This, in turn, will allow you to communicate more eloquently in your native tongue.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Yes, you take the grapes out of their bigger colored bags and put what you want in the smaller plastic bags.

Make sense but feel like something you not supposed to do for some reason

 

[P90]

Take l-theanine 200mg with your coffee and you’ll get the alert feeling without the jitters / hyperactive feeling

 

[TheSpook]

Make sure you have some kind of video recording of your parents while they're talking to you or whoever... when they pass away, those recordings become the most precious thing you own.

We have a winner.

 

[QuintessentialMan]

Down R Up L Y B

 

[Wildin]

Chew gum while cutting onions. Almost guaranteed you won’t have tears. I usually keeping chewing for about 30 minutes after to make sure.

now that’s interesting!

Umm you realize if you remove the root stem you can slice or preserve the entire onion without tears or smelling up the kitchen right?

 

[Mtt]

- have attractive parents and be tall with a strong hairline and facial hair if u want to bag hoes easier

- have wealthy parents if you don't want to struggle through life

- have intelligent parents with high IQs so you'll get off to a better start academically

- try not to be born in a third world country and you atleast have your foot in the door

- if ur born white, chances are you're already middle class or above



true cheat codes

being upper class or rich in many third world countries can be really good breh easy access to things small tight knit communitiy and resources etc......

 

[Koichos]

What's this from? I don't get it.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

What's this from? I don't get it.

 

[TAYLONDO SAMSWORTHY]

Not sure if posted already but...

 

[Virtuous_Brotha]

Put Toilet Paper in the toilet before taking a shyt it'll prevent splashing your ass

Been doing this since i learned how to shyt untrained, amazing if anybody over 8 doesn't already do this

 

[invalid]

What's this from? I don't get it.

Are you black? If not, I wouldn’t worry about it. I was just poking fun.