Little cheat codes everyone should know?

[intruder]

Chewing gum helps after a meal help you digest your food faster

 

[intruder]

if you shyt before you shower, you won't wanna shyt at work

False!

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

Never make eye contact with strangers

We got a future mass shooter y'all. It's only a matter of time before he loses it.

 

[Koba St]

- have attractive parents and be tall with a strong hairline and facial hair if u want to bag hoes easier

- have wealthy parents if you don't want to struggle through life

- have intelligent parents with high IQs so you'll get off to a better start academically

- try not to be born in a third world country and you atleast have your foot in the door

- if ur born white, chances are you're already middle class or above



true cheat codes

Always state fukking obvious points in serious threads and you’ll get a lot of daps

 

[Smashius Clay]

See a crip, kill a crip, watch your favorite color drip.

 

[RareHunter]

Order your fries without salt. You'll always get a fresh batch right out the grease, then you can put as much salt as you want on them.

This is gold right here

 

[Absolut]

Get a yearly physical

 

[ThaRealness]

R1 R2 L1 X Left Down Right Up Left Down Right Up

Thats some more weapons right?

Neg me if Im wrong

 

[ThaRealness]

Thanks yo moms ; however i think most men know this

of course

 

[poppastoppa]

If u single and wake up on the left side of the bed u gonna have a bad day. Single nikka shyt

 

[Koichos]

Giving charity can save you or your loved ones from a serious illness, should it (normally) lead to death. The more you give, the more you receive. The greater the amount (the more it hurts), the better.

"צדקה תציל ממות—Tzedakah tatzil mi'maves—charity saves from death (Prov. 10:2)."​

The Hebrew word for 'death' is maves (מות). If you add the letter ayin (ע), maves (מות), 'death', becomes ma'os (מעות), 'money'. Ayin is not only a letter (ע), but also a word (עין), meaning 'eye' - the 'eye' of Hashem, which brings life.

"הנה עין יהוה אל יראיו...להציל ממות נפשם—Hinei ayin Hashem el yarei'av...l'hatzil mi'maves neshamah—Behold, the eye of Hashem is toward those that fear...to rescue their soul from death (Psa. 33:18-19)."​

 

[shopthatwrecks]

dont use fabric softner or sheets with ya towels all the time..prolly 1nce a month...

they will stay fluffiery longer..

buying cologne get edp vs edt...just spray the front of ya neck or chest...n go...



gotta shyt in a public place..use the seat covers double em up if u want...i do..

prop ya nuts n dikk up on em if it can reach...

.u short let them hoes hang...u donrt have shyt to worry about literally...


if u can reach....u less risk of infections from shyt and other germs in the toilet no tellin how often they are cleaned...

out of covers...get some tissue ..i jus them bytches on my leg until further notice....

 

[$cam-U-Well_Jack$on]

Word.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Get ur razor n rub it by ur forearm by the elbow area(not on the elbow) it sharpens the blade the skin on ur forearm its rough right there


I thought it was bullshyt...i saw some old cac on youtube do it...my shaver has been good for weeks

I was about to buy some razors later after work.

I think I might save that $8-10

 

[Buckeye Fever]

If you’re introvert, grow up and out of it as fast as you can

You and your disdain for introverts