Little things that feels almost as good as sex

[Take It In Blood]

letting out a loud ass fart after ur stomach been feeling like crap all day

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

In many ways sex is overrated there’s far more important things in life

 

[Uitomy]

Taking a really really good picture that you didn't expect.

And taking a good picture on film, but getting it back after waiting a week or two for it to get developed is 10x better than that

 

[tater]

Taking a big poo

 

[---]

Closing a deal! The rush of adding more zeros to net worth.


When the market gods gift you a 10 bagger. Meaning made 100% to 1000% return on an investment in day. Feels like walking on water.



Edit: My bad said little things!

 

[Ziploc]

the last day at work before your vacation of three weeks
when she sucks it and moans every time your dikk throbs in her mouth
coming home and she has the house all cleaned up and rolled you a blunt
my son doing chin ups like a champ and getting swole
baggin hoes with my brother and laughin about it on the ride home
my girl sending me nasty text messages and pics of cute women
being healthy and happy,even when i don't have a lot of money to play with or gained a few pounds
that energetic feeling after a good work out

 

[Yade]

Getting a hour long massage

 

[null]

Jerk Chicken and Nandos are both better than sex.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Letting out a piss you've been holding in forever

Cleaning your ear out with a q tip

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

• ASMR videos
• When wife clips the toenails
• Coffee on a dayoff
• Eating dinner after a long hard day of work

 

[Serious]

-Going 100+ mph on an empty highway.

-Fresh haircut

-New clothes

 

[Luken]

Finding money in your trouser on laundry day

holding in fart for a long period of time in a business or social settings and finally getting the opportunity to let it rip

Having an event or social engagement you weren't too keen on attending in the first place, cancelled

Add on

Caught an older thicker Indian lady letting off one in her office once, she dropped her shoulders and shuddered;that's how relieving it was

My dikk was Diamond hard after seeing, hearing and smelling that

@Rarely-Wrong Liggins

 

[AAKing23]

When you're listening to a song that perfectly fits the mood you're in whether it be pain, anger, happiness or love. That shyt hit different


Knowing a girl is attracted to you by how she looks and acts around you


Finding that right warm spot in the bed after a long day

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Winning

Succeeding

Accomplishing

Learning

Buying something you put your mind to

Peace of mind

 

[Da_Eggman]

Killing the gym