Little things that feels almost as good as sex
- Thread starter Jalether
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A long piss AFTER an edible’s kicked in... 
...or after a night of drinking. Find yourself dirty-talking your toilet.
...especially when it’s a solid snake, so solid that the sheet’s clean afterward. Almost makes you want to discuss it with someone.
...or after a night of drinking. Find yourself dirty-talking your toilet.
Taking a big poo
Taking a good shyt!
...especially when it’s a solid snake, so solid that the sheet’s clean afterward. Almost makes you want to discuss it with someone.
Facts
I never to get it right, because I be trying find this song, while I'm in the middle speeding:
One day though
Rest after heavy exercise.
Seeing an Old person smiling
Turning $100 into $1000 at a Blackjack table
Weed edibles
Outperforming people who underestimated me
Making my mom and dad happy
A good, crazy laugh when you and your friend exchange looks over noticing something crazy as hell. I'm a sucker for inside jokes.
Hearing a song you used to love. Having a cute guy you work with recognizing how great the song is too.
Making connections with people.
Doing shyt at the last minute and getting rewarded for it when it took other people about 2 weeks to complete it.
Drunk karaoke
Those little moments when ya'll both like each other and trying to play it cool and people around ya'll irritated and wish ya'll would just fukk already.
Reconciling with people and working it out.
Seeing an Old person smiling
Turning $100 into $1000 at a Blackjack table
Weed edibles
Outperforming people who underestimated me
Making my mom and dad happy
A good, crazy laugh when you and your friend exchange looks over noticing something crazy as hell. I'm a sucker for inside jokes.
Hearing a song you used to love. Having a cute guy you work with recognizing how great the song is too.
Making connections with people.
Doing shyt at the last minute and getting rewarded for it when it took other people about 2 weeks to complete it.
Drunk karaoke
Those little moments when ya'll both like each other and trying to play it cool and people around ya'll irritated and wish ya'll would just fukk already.
Reconciling with people and working it out.
Clay Puppington
rabid
Revenge 
When they think you a mark just cause you were cool to them & you hit em with that fye
When a nikka disrespect yo jumper & you drain the shyt
That post healthy meal shyt
When they think you a mark just cause you were cool to them & you hit em with that fye
When a nikka disrespect yo jumper & you drain the shyt
That post healthy meal shyt
1-8-7-Skillz
Superstar
A lot of great things mentioned already, but another one is when you are dead tired, get in your bed & just fall asleep almost immediately. And the feeling when you wake up well rested
dora_da_destroyer
Master Baker
not as good, but...
- the millisecond it takes for you bra to release from your skin when you unfasten it at the end of the day
- a hard workout after a long day at work followed by a shower, the moment you sit/lay on the bed and your muscles can finally relax
- that moment your pee stream starts after having to hold it for much longer than anticipated
- that tingle that goes through your head during a massage
- the millisecond it takes for you bra to release from your skin when you unfasten it at the end of the day
- a hard workout after a long day at work followed by a shower, the moment you sit/lay on the bed and your muscles can finally relax
- that moment your pee stream starts after having to hold it for much longer than anticipated
- that tingle that goes through your head during a massage
dora_da_destroyer
Master Baker
fixed...had to up it from an hour, hour started to be too short, just when you're really into it, they're talking about "we're halfway through, please flip over onto your back"
GhettoTeK
All Star
Food
Caught an older thicker Indian lady letting off one in her office once, she dropped her shoulders and shuddered;that's how relieving it was
My dikk was Diamond hard after seeing, hearing and smelling that
@Rarely-Wrong Liggins
Getting my nipples played with 
