Little things that feels almost as good as sex

[Software]

Direct deposit

 

[Luke Cage]

Taking a good shyt!

enjoy the feeling of being sodomized by the meatloaf you ate 4 hours ago brehs.

 

[MrBillCollecta]

THAT MORNING PISS SOMETIMES.

All other answers will be considered feminine.

 

[MrBillCollecta]

Taking a good shyt!

enjoy the feeling of being sodomized by the meatloaf you ate 4 hours ago brehs.

 

[Easy-E]

holding in fart for a long period of time in a business or social settings and finally getting the opportunity to let it rip

 

[duckbutta]

a really good shyt...

took one today when I came back from the movies...shyt made my toes curl up

Hopped in the shower like

Got back in bed like

Must have hit my g spot on the way out or something

 

[chineebai]

For those with eczema or psoriasis, a hot hot shower.

 

[Mike Nasty]

For those with eczema or psoriasis, a hot hot shower.

Or scratching and having the warm feeling move over your body.

 

[Mike Nasty]

On vacation putting your stuff in your hotel and hitting the street for the first time.

 

[Scuti]

when you listening on shuffle and the song you want to pop up actually plays
like winning the lottery

also when you get fresh and step out the house to some good ass music

 

[blaccbeard]

to conquer your enemies, to see them driven before, and to hear the lamentation of their women, this is what is best in life

 

[eufemism]

Drinking a cold glass of water when you're thirsty as fukk

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

Getting a hour long massage

A 90 min massage with the table warmer on

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Playing in a band, on stage with some awesome musicians and an energetic audience

 

[Yaboysix]

A long piss AFTER an edible’s kicked in...

...or after a night of drinking. Find yourself dirty-talking your toilet.





...especially when it’s a solid snake, so solid that the sheet’s clean afterward. Almost makes you want to discuss it with someone.

LMAO nikka you stupid!

Speaking of shyts..the othet day i took a good ass shyt! Turned around to take a look at my work and...nothing was there!...

2nd time this has happened brehs..