Looks like Imma have to join the Military :shaq:
- Thread starter Biscayne
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Getting out? Nah, son
.I extended in the winter, so I'm in until 2024
. I plan on staying out here, but buying a house in my home state.
And that was because I told your ass to go squadron... in Cali too
.Drop them stories, breh
.Thethirdpew
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Could never be me. I got tired of the bs.Getting out? Nah, son
I extended in the winter, so I'm in until 2024
Thethirdpew
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On my first deployment we had this chick come TAD to us. I remember we were in the training classroom one day exchanging porn ( bc deployment) and she walked up to us saying " I wanna join"
Drop them stories, breh
. She turned up one of the videos
. Its at that moment we knew that she was a thot 
. She let me and my boy smack in hazmat after taps almost every night
. Towards the end of deployment she stopped fking with us. We found out why at homecoming when she ran up to kiss her husband
. I shoulda known she was married since her last name was mexican as fuk even tho she was a redhead white girl.That was the one experience that really made me not want go get married ever
. When i tell you that she let us do whatever to her whereever I mean it. We were in the chow line one time while she was cranking. She grabs my plate and asks me if I want chicken breasts. I say " yea". After I said that she took my plate at put it below her boobs.... she's a whole thot. There are more stories.
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Go Navy or AF. Army got the worst women
Isnt the AF and Navy supposedly also a bit more chill and the pay is decent, plus they let you enlist mad late like up to 39? My grandad was an airman I might have to do my research
Thethirdpew
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U get paid more in the navy bc it's easier to make rank. AF is waaaaay more chill tho. Do not go marines. No need to do research just ask the people in this thread. If I could do it all over I would have gone AF.Isnt the AF and Navy supposedly also a bit more chill and the pay is decent, plus they let you enlist mad late like up to 39? My grandad was an airman I might have to do my research
I heard from a DC breh on my ship that it's this one girl that smashed 11 different nikkas within a 3-month span on the deployment before I got thereOn my first deployment we had this chick come TAD to us. I remember we were in the training classroom one day exchanging porn ( bc deployment) and she walked up to us saying " I wanna join"
. Cuz said she got pregnant, and she had no idea who the dad could be.One of my homies said that this girl that smashed the CMC on his ship got ranked up because of it
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Thethirdpew
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Story number 2. My ship was underway so I had to stay at TPU. They sent out a yeoman from our ship to help out all the new people. Let's call this yeoman " rachel" ( that was her first name). Sweetest girl you will ever meet. She's polite, nice to everyone and is soft spoken. One day after TPU muster she asks me if I'm from Florida since she overheard me and my boy talking about Kodak on some
Drop them stories, breh
. Happens to be that she was from Florida as well so she kept talking to us after every muster. This chick would even come up to our room to hang out when she was supposed to be on quaterdeck watch. I ran my first train ever on her ( it was me her and my boy). We ended up knee deep in her gute for several weeks 
.A week later my ship pulls in and my LPO sees me hanging out with her. He hits me with the " you know that her nickname is "welcome aboard package" right?". Happens to be that it was her nickname because every dude done smashed her within a week of being on board. Worst part is that he told me she had chlamidia. I'm so thankful I used a rubber
. I got tested and it came back neg.
Go Air Force. You wanna know why it's easier to make rank in the navy than the air force? Because the air force has trouble getting rid of peopleIsnt the AF and Navy supposedly also a bit more chill and the pay is decent, plus they let you enlist mad late like up to 39? My grandad was an airman I might have to do my research
.In the AF (If I remember correctly,) you can get BAH (Basic Allowance for Housing) by just being an E-3 with good conduct. Meanwhile you have to either be an E-4 with over four years of service, or you need to be an E-5 at minimum.
Air Force bases are better 95% of the time. The women are better. The uniforms are arguably nicer. The people are smarter.
Either enlist in the AF, or join the Navy as an officer.
Thethirdpew
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Lamo we also had a girl get pregnant by a dude on the ship. She was his jump off. Breh would roll up with her in a fan room, bust then leave. He's paying child support right now. She is beach deck bc she's pregnant.I heard from a DC breh on my ship that it's this one girl that smashed 11 different nikkas within a 3-month span on the deployment before I got there
One of my homies said that this girl that smashed the CMC on his ship got ranked up because of it
Thethirdpew
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It took me 4 years to finally get BAH. Navy is a scam. If the advancement in your rate sucks you about to make less than minimum wage. Thankfully I cross rated after 2 years in.Go Air Force. You wanna know why it's easier to make rank in the navy than the air force? Because the air force has trouble getting rid of people
In the AF (If I remember correctly,) you can get BAH (Basic Allowance for Housing) by just being an E-3 with good conduct. Meanwhile you have to either be an E-4 with over four years of service, or you need to be an E-5 at minimum.
Air Force bases are better 95% of the time. The women are better. The uniforms are arguably nicer. The people are smarter.
Either enlist in the AF, or join the Navy as an officer.
Krisrunner2049
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Isnt the AF and Navy supposedly also a bit more chill and the pay is decent, plus they let you enlist mad late like up to 39? My grandad was an airman I might have to do my research
Yes AF and Navy is more chill. I’m contemplating going AF Officer for short term after college
Thethirdpew
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Our whole chief mess were faking junior sailors on deployment. We went out to some country on Europe doe our port call and this one chief was groping all the enlisted girls. One of the chicks reported him because he recommended his homeboys to herI heard from a DC breh on my ship that it's this one girl that smashed 11 different nikkas within a 3-month span on the deployment before I got there
One of my homies said that this girl that smashed the CMC on his ship got ranked up because of it