Looks like Imma have to join the Military :shaq:

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Our whole chief mess were faking junior sailors on deployment. We went out to some country on Europe doe our port call and this one chief was groping all the enlisted girls. One of the chicks reported him because he recommended his homeboys to her :mjgrin:
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On my first deployment we had this chick come TAD to us. I remember we were in the training classroom one day exchanging porn ( bc deployment) and she walked up to us saying " I wanna join":feedme:. She turned up one of the videos:russ:. Its at that moment we knew that she was a thot :mjlit:. She let me and my boy smack in hazmat after taps almost every night:steviej:. Towards the end of deployment she stopped fking with us. We found out why at homecoming when she ran up to kiss her husband:banderas:. I shoulda known she was married since her last name was mexican as fuk even tho she was a redhead white girl.That was the one experience that really made me not want go get married ever:whoa:. When i tell you that she let us do whatever to her whereever I mean it. We were in the chow line one time while she was cranking. She grabs my plate and asks me if I want chicken breasts. I say " yea". After I said that she took my plate at put it below her boobs.... she's a whole thot. There are more stories.

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Lamo so u about to get out too. Do u plan on staying in cali? I plan on staying out here for school then dipping.

Getting out? Nah, son:pachaha:.

I extended in the winter, so I'm in until 2024:mjlol:. I plan on staying out here, but buying a house in my home state.

This dude got one of the easiest rates in the Navy...

Homie is a lifer :mjlol:... I’m gonna need a piece of something since I literally guided you to this lifestyle.

You wouldn’t be fukking any $400 hookers if it wasn’t for me:sas2:
 
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CubanVoodooBreh said:
Ill take your word on the marines :merchant:

Compared to other services, it's like we never really got out of Boot Camp/SoI. The only bright side (aside from the weapons) is that once you're out, any and all civilian jobs are a complete joke as far as discipline.​

Civilian-level stress, to us, = :russell:
 

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[QUOTE="The God Poster, post: 37245962,

Officer found :mjlit:

Ima find her on the GAL :ehh:[/QUOTE]


Please email her some fukk shyt. You can't be held responsible, I mean you can but I'd like to see what happens.

But yeah that's why you can't put yourself out there on social media anybody can find out everything about you on AKO.
 

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I like this challenge.

Saw one with male pilots, they were passing the same bose headsets to each other.. now how did they do that unless they filmed it together?!

I think some people be capping and ain’t whatever profession they claim.
 

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Getting out? Nah, son:pachaha:.

I extended in the winter, so I'm in until 2024:mjlol:. I plan on staying out here, but buying a house in my home state.


You gonna fukk around an retire. I see it all the time. Not saying what you should do but this corona shutdown is the perfect time to plan your escape. I iniitally signed up for 4 years and got out in 13 when I was medically retired.
 
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