Looks like Imma have to join the Military :shaq:

[SheWantTheD]

Nikkas in here literally considering joining the military for p*ssy

When you gotta do all them pushups, pull ups and running you be singing a different tune.

 

[Wiseborn]

He was supposed to go to mast but chiefs mess swept it under the rug. Dude got transferred to another ship and never saw restriction smh. The girl is still getting knocked down by another chief ( one of his boys)

Damn and I thought the army covered up shyt. If a nikka straight up sexually harrassed a chick meaning she didn't like it. and he was an E-7 usually he was done. But I heard the Navy really has a culture of fukking lower ranks. Is it because you're around chicks on a ship?

 

[Wiseborn]

Nikkas in here literally considering joining the military for p*ssy

When you gotta do all them pushups, pull ups and running you be singing a different tune.

Not only that those chicks are wifed up. The military is a extreme sausage fest, even ugly girls are sweated hard. I remember a chick literally had her facial features slightly shifted to one side, she wasn't ugly per se but imagine a chick with her eyes nose and mouth slightly shifted to one side. For a while I didn't know why we thought she was ugly til I noticed that. Anyway or course she was in Battalion or somewhere so I hardly saw her, anyway we were in Aghanistan ready to go on a mission and she came through strutting on with some tight DCU's on and I asked my partner would be hit. He said I haven't been in country long enough.

 

[TheDarkskinnedDrake]

When you get a FET team attached to your platoon you know what’s about to go down

 

[Wiseborn]

When you get a FET team attached to your platoon you know what’s about to go down

the CWT's in the SF ODA's were pretty squared away. If a chick was selected and assigned to a team I never saw any fukkery, But chicks who were attached on a "Hey You" Volentold basis were a different story.

You can't bring that up without at least 3 fukkery stories.

 

[Ransoming]

He's a PS, YN, or AZ?

Lol any information on AZ’s? That’s what I’m goin in for

 

[42 Monks]

Not only that those chicks are wifed up. The military is a extreme sausage fest, even ugly girls are sweated hard. I remember a chick literally had her facial features slightly shifted to one side, she wasn't ugly per se but imagine a chick with her eyes nose and mouth slightly shifted to one side. For a while I didn't know why we thought she was ugly til I noticed that. Anyway or course she was in Battalion or somewhere so I hardly saw her, anyway we were in Aghanistan ready to go on a mission and she came through strutting on with some tight DCU's on and I asked my partner would be hit. He said I haven't been in country long enough.

That's some real shyt though.

Man.... I KNOW my limits. 3 weeks in the field is all it takes for my standards to drop DRASTICALLY. No bullshyt, halfway into NTC I started sharing poptarts with this girl on crutches trying to get some top behind where the buses parked. This girl was busted to death. She'd take painkillers and couldn't feel her face. All I cared about was how wet her mouth was when she started drooling you start tripping over the most nonsense features over thirst.

Its bad when you see it on your boys too. I remember we saw one of our team start losing it. He went to fix a radio for some other platoon, came back, and said "Yal seen ole girl with the long neck? She single"

DONT DO IT BREH RECONSIDER

 

[Wiseborn]

That's some real shyt though.

Man.... I KNOW my limits. 3 weeks in the field is all it takes for my standards to drop DRASTICALLY. No bullshyt, halfway into NTC I started sharing poptarts with this girl on crutches trying to get some top behind where the buses parked. This girl was busted to death. She'd take painkillers and couldn't feel her face. All I cared about was how wet her mouth was when she started drooling you start tripping over the most nonsense features over thirst.

Its bad when you see it on your boys too. I remember we saw one of our team start losing it. He went to fix a radio for some other platoon, came back, and said "Yal seen ole girl with the long neck? She single"

DONT DO IT BREH RECONSIDER

Yeah that was the thing trying to keep your reputation up because people talk. You fukk the battalion thotty and it gets around, women start looking at you funny. And the Battalion thots always make it so obvious, I mean it could be a legit morale service but when they literally run through a barracks..... You can't fukk with them like that again shyt even gets around to civvy chicks that deal with soliders.

I remember one time in Iraq a chick invited me to her Chu to watch a movie, But she burned a couple of nikkas so I didn't want to risk it. She later came back to bragg early because she got pregnant. I will say she had a clean ass Nagivator though.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Army aint doing TOO bad these days..

Spoiler

 

[O.T.I.S.]

That's some real shyt though.

Man.... I KNOW my limits. 3 weeks in the field is all it takes for my standards to drop DRASTICALLY. No bullshyt, halfway into NTC I started sharing poptarts with this girl on crutches trying to get some top behind where the buses parked. This girl was busted to death. She'd take painkillers and couldn't feel her face. All I cared about was how wet her mouth was when she started drooling you start tripping over the most nonsense features over thirst.

Its bad when you see it on your boys too. I remember we saw one of our team start losing it. He went to fix a radio for some other platoon, came back, and said "Yal seen ole girl with the long neck? She single"

DONT DO IT BREH RECONSIDER

Same underway...

Busted joints start looking like models a few weeks to a few months into deployment when you drydikking it, surrounded by mostly dudes, and haven’t hit a port in awhile.

Lots of nikkas had ship wives only to hit Thailand or somewhere extremely exotic and them chicks drop back down to 4’s quick.

I heard times were hard for you desert swellers out there

 

[O.T.I.S.]

It took me 4 years to finally get BAH. Navy is a scam. If the advancement in your rate sucks you about to make less than minimum wage. Thankfully I cross rated after 2 years in.

The shyt they don’t tell you when joining the navy.

I actually ranked up to E3 in DEP only to have it taken away in bootcamp.

Luckily I was a smart ass nikka. I had an opportunity to make E4 out of A-School by finishing top of my class and I did that shyt..

And I was voted top because 2 other nikkas had the same GPA i did. I was just liked more even by my instructor (the other 2 guys were white btw...)

Navy even tried to fukk me on that rank too, saying they “lost” my paperwork. I knew people in high places and my instructor heard what they did, called my command, cussed them out, faxed my shyt and faxed it to my CO for good measure (who was a Marine colonel at the time, he didn’t play Navy games with people that earned shyt)....

My chain hated me ever since

I still made E5 but there was no way in hell they would let me make E6... (Thats a whole other story. I made E5 because I helped my new LPO out of tight situations and made him look good, in which in turn, he assisted me by giving me the ever so elusive EP that the other navy guys didn’t want me to have.)

 

[Phitz]

 

[KneeGrow.]

Army aint doing TOO bad these days..

Spoiler

BRING THE DAMN TROOPS HOME

 

[old boy]

whoa that katura kay is what's poppin in the hood. looks like my old flex from the bronx

 

[HabitualChiller]

This dude got one of the easiest rates in the Navy...

Homie is a lifer ... I’m gonna need a piece of something since I literally guided you to this lifestyle.

You wouldn’t be fukking any $400 hookers if it wasn’t for me

Fax. I would've been getting gummed up by $50 hoes back in my city. Or still jacking off.