Low key, there is NO WAY any hero should even get past level one or two of a sidescrolling shooter

[DPresidential]

Bruh...you are seriously underestimating the inflated egos of side scroller villians...

Think about that word of mouth in that particular gaming universe...

Each and every bad guy hears about a hero and is like I could take that nikka....

But the next bad guy is like bruh... you can't be a boss if you jump him w/ others... you have to take him one on one...

So every bad guy wants to be boss status...thus they need to take him one on one...which is why they wait for the hero to put the beats on the next nikka...

In the video game world, unless other wise shown...there i unlimited stamina(as a result of the high level of oxygen of that particular world)

Once a double dragon or Belmont dispatches an enemy...the next one is waiting in line specifically because he'd be clowned by every one else if he helped gang up on dude.

By the way...yall talking about the size of these enemies...

The size of the enemy directly correlates w/ fear level. You're mind is perceiving the enemy to be big because you're afraid of it.

You think a Belmont actually sees those monsters at that enormous size?

 

[Hades]

Bruh...you are seriously underestimating the inflated egos of side scroller villians...

Think about that word of mouth in that particular gaming universe...

Each and every bad guy hears about a hero and is like I could take that nikka....

But the next bad guy is like bruh... you can't be a boss if you jump him w/ others... you have to take him one on one...

So every bad guy wants to be boss status...thus they need to take him one on one...which is why they wait for the hero to put the beats on the next nikka...

In the video game world, unless other wise shown...there i unlimited stamina(as a result of the high level of oxygen of that particular world)

Once a double dragon or Belmont dispatches an enemy...the next one is waiting in line specifically because he'd be clowned by every one else if he helped gang up on dude.

By the way...yall talking about the size of these enemies...

The size of the enemy directly correlates w/ fear level. You're mind is perceiving the enemy to be big because you're afraid of it.

You think a Belmont actually sees those monsters at that enormous size?

There's only one part that I disagree with otherwise

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

That castlevania nikka should be dead on sight.

Don't even get me started on Altered Beast when you're in HUMAN MODE. You should be for breakfast 3 seconds in.

low key only GHOSTS AND GOBLINS was realistic

you get hit ONCE...you loose your armor...you get hit twice?

YOU LOSE YOUR SKIN and DIE. I respect that.

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

even regular side scrollers ala mario r impossible.. how r u goin to have all that stamina to jump to the the top of the flagpole after every stage? wtf

lmao...sonic has GOAT endurance

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Bruh...you are seriously underestimating the inflated egos of side scroller villians...

Think about that word of mouth in that particular gaming universe...

Each and every bad guy hears about a hero and is like I could take that nikka....

But the next bad guy is like bruh... you can't be a boss if you jump him w/ others... you have to take him one on one...

So every bad guy wants to be boss status...thus they need to take him one on one...which is why they wait for the hero to put the beats on the next nikka...

In the video game world, unless other wise shown...there i unlimited stamina(as a result of the high level of oxygen of that particular world)

Once a double dragon or Belmont dispatches an enemy...the next one is waiting in line specifically because he'd be clowned by every one else if he helped gang up on dude.

By the way...yall talking about the size of these enemies...

The size of the enemy directly correlates w/ fear level. You're mind is perceiving the enemy to be big because you're afraid of it.

You think a Belmont actually sees those monsters at that enormous size?

even then though, if you fight all of them one on one after another...at some point YOU WILL get hurt...and none of them are one hitter quitters, typically its like 3-4 basic hits....and theres NO WAY SUPER ABOBO or BIRDIE is taking losses to a reguar dude like jimmy lee..when they're fresh and you're beat down

 

[DPresidential]

even then though, if you fight all of them one on one after another...at some point YOU WILL get hurt...and none of them are one hitter quitters, typically its like 3-4 basic hits....and theres NO WAY SUPER ABOBO or BIRDIE is taking losses to a reguar dude like jimmy lee..when they're fresh and you're beat down

Bruh...

Don't be fooled by 16 bit...

The synthetic drug game is light years ahead of our era b...

**Conspiracy mode**

You do realize from the start of the gaming world, drug corporations funded development in the gaming worlds...

How the fukk you think the Dog in Duck hunt was so human like... THey were feeding him such advanced shyt... he was lauhging and picking up dead birds with a human grip... and he had a dog paw...

It started in the 70's and perfected in the 80's. Mario was the first nikka exporting shyt from Pfizer...

They called it Red and Green mushrooms...

Now... By the time Double Dragon hit... the Lee's had that Statham Crank 2.0 shyt...

I guarantee you if you got a hold of that shyt in our current world... you'd be UFC Champion status.

The fukk you think Mayweather has?

 

[Hades]

Don't forget about that godly grip strength. One grab had the rest of those bums on chill status. A couple of knee strikes and I'm hitting you with that All American American "WE THE PEOPLE" suplex on that young concrete. Don't let me be tag teamed up. I'm about to vault off this fool or have him toss me into you with that battering ram shoulder block for thinking shyt is sweet.

You know we had that knife work for them lazy days. Them reinforced steel pipes that lasted longer than the rest. That young Casey Jones for them hoes playing the back field. And don't think you gone sneak up on me. Got that Batman Back Hand just waiting to knock fire out a clown.

 

[DPresidential]

Don't forget about that godly grip strength. One grab had the rest of those bums on chill status. A couple of knee strikes and I'm hitting you with that All American American "WE THE PEOPLE" suplex on that young concrete. Don't let me be tag teamed up. I'm about to vault off this fool or have him toss me into you with that battering ram shoulder block for thinking shyt is sweet.

You know we had that knife work for them lazy days. Them reinforced steel pipes that lasted longer than the rest. That young Casey Jones for them hoes playing the back field. And don't think you gone sneak up on me. Got that Batman Back Hand just waiting to knock fire out a clown.

 

[Hades]

 

[DPresidential]

Bruh... fukk daps... This will be my official cosign sig...

 

[Hades]

Bruh... fukk daps... This will be my official cosign sig...

I'm honored.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

 

[ltheghost]

We aren't even getting into the amount of jumping you have to do just to dodge...nikkas would be catching cramps and shyt!! Then it's game over.

 

[ryda518]

Prepare to see this everytime I dap

Thanks breh

 

[storyteller]

That one cat fought through Streets of Rage...on ROLLER SKATES!!!

I was thinking of name dropping the Xmen, but then I realized that they're fighting an entire army of Sentinels...on level one! It takes half the team to beat one of those damned things most of the time.

The biggest BS in all games is Little Mac beating all those cats. Maybe Soda Popinsky's drunk ass though.