Males Eating Around You Unappreciation Thread

[Kenny West]

All I know is I can't fukking stand smacking.

Also my cousin used to eat while making this stupid ass humming noise while chewing: MMMMMMMmmmmMMMMMmmmmMMMM

I was at the thanksgiving table like:

 

[bangbreh]

these 2 dudes i work w/man
the one smacks his lips when he eats one of them microwave noodle joints noodles, breh. cheap ones
the other one is well over 400lbs and he pulled out fried chicken today. i was
shyt was aiight tho cuz he used the fork
but i saw the glutton in him, the sweat he endured and the pain he fought not to grab them shyts and wear half of it on his face like a cheap ho who doesn't know how to properly apply makeup.
nice guys tho

 

[mamba]

dude i work with eat like savage, like he just got out a pow camp

@ POW camp.

 

[mamba]

these 2 dudes i work w/man
the one smacks his lips when he eats one of them microwave noodle joints noodles, breh. cheap ones
the other one is well over 400lbs and he pulled out fried chicken today. i was
shyt was aiight tho cuz he used the fork
but i saw the glutton in him, the sweat he endured and the pain he fought not to grab them shyts and wear half of it on his face like a cheap ho who doesn't know how to properly apply makeup.
nice guys tho

That big nikka would have folded you in half if you would have tried to touch his fried chicken, breh.

fukk with a fat nikka's food if you want to.

 

[bangbreh]

That big nikka would have folded you in half if you would have tried to touch his fried chicken, breh.

fukk with a fat nikka's food if you want to.

you must be a fat nikka

 

[Biscut]

Don't get me started about people who eat with they mouth open.

 

[mamba]

you must be a fat nikka

LOL! I ain't a fat nikka, breh. But, I've observed fat nikkas in their natural habitat. You don't want to fukk around with them when they're eating.

 

[bangbreh]

LOL! I ain't a fat nikka, breh. But, I've observed fat nikkas in their natural habitat. You don't want to fukk around with them when they're eating.

 

[trillclinton]

On some real shyt, nikkas be eating their food like they've never eaten food before

 

[Piff Perkins]

nikka that's why I bring a roll or piece of cornbread with me whenever I go out to eat - be it at a homie's house or Applebees. Best way to avoid lookin like you desperate for scraps is to have a roll/cornbread that you can use to get all the food onto your fork WITHOUT looking like a bum. Slow and methodical like you giving your girl backshots


I got that shyt mastered. You know how you cut grass and line the mower up perfectly so that you don't miss an inch of grass, b? That's how I use my roll or cornbread on the plate, getting every piece of rice or whatever off there and onto my fork then into my mouth on some g shyt.


sometimes I don't even eat the cornbread. I just put it back in the baggie and put it in my pocket. Best way to avoid the looks from onlookers is to pull out your wallet with the same hand, and be like "aite so what's the tip gonna be." And if you at your homie's house? STILL pull your wallet out, but then be like "ohhh shyt, that plate was so good I forgot I wasn't at Red Robin my g. Compliments to the chef" then put your wallet back in your pocket. That'll make your homie completely forget about the cornbread/baggie.

 

[NSSVO]

I went on a lil date, and I WENT HAM my nikka

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

You prolly leave that little bit of rice on the plate when you throwing it away cuz you dont wanna lick the plate in front of people.

Do you spy on me?

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Do you spy on me?

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Never seen chinese folks eat before???

 

[patscorpio]

Never seen chinese folks eat before???

i used to live with a taiwanese cat for a couple years...how he ate was never the problem for me...its what he ate