Man shoves 4-pound dumbbell in anus, needs emergency surgery 2 days later

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THESE?

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That’s the ones
 

The Fade

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The straight tubes that you see in like office light panels. The ones that pop and shatter into micro glass shards when they crack
Obliterate the human race

I've actually seen these mother fukkers pop and glass and dust go EVERYWHERE. WTF
 

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A guy died at my brother in laws ER because he shoved one of them circular light tubes up his ass and it shattered. Sucked the glass further inside him and sliced up enough stuff he bled to death
Now the fukking doctor got to shove an arm up a dudes ass. Went to a decade of medical training all for this
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This is so sad. This story reminds me of Mr. Hands. He was this guy who sneaked into a horse's stable and had the horse perform anal sax on him. Unfortunately, the horses penis ended up puncturing his [Mr. Hands] colon, and he died. What an awkward funeral that must have been.
That's what Mr Hands is? Damn i always steered clear of these videos. I've heard the name Mr Hands mentioned but never knew that's how he met his untimely demise, death by equine copulatory complications, an ignominious end by any standard.
 
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