Manager Catches Remote Worker Pretending to Work with "Mouse Jiggler" App

[L&HH]

I hate people like this. You’ve already got it sweet. Just do your fukking job and stop fukking it up for everyone else.

 

[Spence]

You're breaking rule #1 of OE bruh

I’m no longer OE, but while I was it was wild.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Ungrateful. I’m working from home and I don’t take it for granted. Just do your fukking job you lazy a$$hole. Is it asking too much to sit at your fukking laptop?

 

[HovaNas]

Get a mouse mover from Amazon. The ones with the spinning wheel on it.

Plug it into a wall outlet.



Then place your mouse on it. It moves every 15 seconds.

Just remember to turn it off whenever you screen share

 

[Peter Popoff]

Damn, I've been using the caffeine app. I'll delete my shyt today.

 

[Micky Mikey]

I always play a recorded video on media player and that keeps my computer from signing out.

 

[Swirv]

Idiot. Use a HARWARE jiggler that shows up as a generic input device, not software IT can detect. fukking moron

That’s was dumb using an executable, like that shyt wouldn’t raise bells

 

[Micky Mikey]

I hate people like this. You’ve already got it sweet. Just do your fukking job and stop fukking it up for everyone else.

Nikka aint no job in this world that requires anyone to be glued to the computer for 8 hours straight. I usually get my work done within the first 2-3 hours. Only time I've ever needed to be online all day is troubleshooting code or writing a program from stratch.

 

[NoMorePie]

"You're fired. Go ho-"

Oh wait.

 

[Peter Popoff]

Nikka aint no job in this world that requires anyone to be glued to the computer for 8 hours straight. I usually get my work done within the first 2-3 hours. Only time I've ever needed to be online all day is troubleshooting code or writing a program from stratch.

Anything relating to customers. My last job wfh was very stress inducing. I would've rather worked a warehouse or chick fila.

 

[RageKage]

Idiot. Use a HARWARE jiggler that shows up as a generic input device, not software IT can detect. fukking moron

Our IT dept caught my 'jigglr' when I changed the name/file extension of the program (within minutes) and I got a call. Explained what was up that I cant have my machine locking up like that and I got it reinstalled

 

[Lambent55]

So this guy's saying he uses caffeine.exe that's the program that he uses to make sure that his mouse jiggles every once in a while um I guess someone from like IT emailed his boss or his boss inquired about it or whatever. He's basically saying that he's getting put on a PIT because of this he goes into like further detail of other things, he said that he's been like missing stand ups because of like 'power issues' and 'internet issues' and his boss is really done with it."

The part that matters. Installing a program like that on your work laptop, and missing meetings/standing, what an idiot. He brought this on himself.

 

[Tribal Outkast]

Fool bout to mess it up for everybody smh. You have a sweet set up, don’t mess it up.

 

[Imyremeshaw]

I got caught early during covid for the mouse jugglers thing, so what I did is create an excel script to click a excel sheet cell every 30 seconds and perform calculations, best thing I ever did

 

[Deafheaven]

It cost like 20 dollars to get a mechanical jiggler off of amazon. plug that shyt in the wall or your laptop next to your work one, whatever. I would imagine its impossible to trace because its not even plugged into a work laptop and replicates the mouse being moved. what are they going to say, hey we saw you never went offline yesterday what gives. foh

In any case as long as youre not a useless piece of shyt people barely bother you wfh, move the mouse every 15 or cop one of these. same exact thing tbh. But if you not working don't really matter what finesse you trying to prove. Thats a give and take of wfh, you actually have no excuse not to produce