Married men who DONT wanna go in the house after work, sit in the driveway, or go to bar...quesiton?

[Absolut da poet ®]

. Especially if you’re introverted and need time to decompress.

^ This is me

I'm an extreme introvert so I like peace & quiet

My woman is a beautiful person but when her period is on she's a straight bytch

I would rather be somewhere else when her period is on

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

I feel some y'alls pain man

Sometimes the chemistry just aint there,no ones fault really

 

[---]

It's most likely kids. That creates that stress. Women on average uses 7000 words more a day than men. So there is going to be more nagging from them.

 

[altruicsense]

Business trips

 

[KillerB88]

Naw I love going home and taking care of my business.

Pick my son up from daycare. While he’s washing up I help my other son with his homework, make dinner for both of them. Clean the house and make dinner for when the wife gets home. Put the boys to sleep and see wifey relaxed, beautiful

Slave ass nikka. Do you not work or something?

 

[altruicsense]

Yo another thing that IRKS me is that I can’t even fart in peace
It’s like i might be in another room chillin, not doing shyt. As soon as I pass gas here she come like clockwork... deadass

or like my chargers. It pisses me off that i have to look or ask her where tf is my phone charger because everytime I leave it in a specific place, I get home and its GONE. Its in a whole nother room, in a whole car, or in somebody else's whole house... and the thing is we got more than one. But the one I specifically leave by my bed when i get home from work is gone the next day....

it might sound like petty venting but this shyt is real. Lil shyt like this is why i just want to sit in the whip for a few minutes after work

Ahahah that shyt is uncanny. I thought it was just me. I could be on the balcony alone unbothered for an hour and the second I fart she comes to ask me something stupid.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Got a few guys at my job who prefer to work overtime , hate going home and they never see their paychecks. Their wives give them an allowance.

One of em even said he dont even want to work overtime cuz his allowance stays the same and his wife pockets the rest no matter how much he makes extra from base salary.

this is what y’all want to get married for. To be a woman’s bytch.

 

[Majestyx]

or like my chargers. It pisses me off that i have to look or ask her where tf is my phone charger because everytime I leave it in a specific place, I get home and its GONE. Its in a whole nother room, in a whole car, or in somebody else's whole house... and the thing is we got more than one. But the one I specifically leave by my bed when i get home from work is gone the next day....

it might sound like petty venting but this shyt is real. Lil shyt like this is why i just want to sit in the whip for a few minutes after work

just had to bush a jawn for this. I'm not with moving my shyt at all... but to move my shyt and not tell me where it is. excommunicado

 

[boriquaking]

Sometimes its not that you dont love your family, but you just miss the excitement with being able to pick up and do something without having a family to think about.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

It's most likely kids. That creates that stress. Women on average uses 7000 words more a day than men. So there is going to be more nagging from them.

Talk just to talk .7000?

 

[Dont@Me]

women are impossible to fulfill. It is literally impossible. They have men building society and climbing hierarchies within them to impress them with the fruits of their labor only to constantly want more and different. It is an evolutionary trait that has got us this far and isn't going anywhere until the human race goes away

 

[hatealot]

this


Like let me chill on my phone and have a thought to myself without having to worry about work, school, her feelings or some random shyt that might pop up today.

like she dented my car handle and tried to say I did it. It took all the power in the world not to cuss her out. She’s always taking MY car to go do shyt... I literally only go to work and home.

She was like: “Someone dented your door handle”

Me: “”

Her: “Yeah there yellow pain to it too...”

Me: “I only go home and to work Mel, and ive never parked next to no yellow cars “

Her: “Well idk” and proceeds to act like she’s doing something else and like she didn’t completely piss me off with that dumbass shyt.

I barely drive my shyt and she’s already put like 2k miles on it in the past couple months... and dented it... and lost the fukking spare key (which she tried to blame on me but i cut that shyt out and told her she’s paying the $200 for a new one)...

so yeah, i just be wanting to chill alone sometimes to keep from not cussing her out for dumb shyt. Already had to do it last weekend

She banged your car against the yellow concrete poles at a gas station

 

[O.T.I.S.]

She banged your car against the yellow concrete poles at a gas station

Thats what im thinking

either her or one of her lil friends did that be riding passenger. I don’t even ride passenger usually unless we going to some dumb shyt

 

[HARLEM AL]

I say this all the time. Being at work is like a vacation. Being home is the real job.

Hilarious

 

[TTT]

Had a professor who would show up to work on Saturdays and stay until like 4 or 5. He would also come into our grad assistant office and say shyt like " you guys have a nice view to see all the pretty girls". If he was some young professor grinding hard to get some research off the ground it would be one thing but he was at the stage where he could just chill teach a few classes and go home.