Me Picking Up Thick Chick In the Mall- Smooth Cold Approach

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Approaching a girl and complimenting her beauty when she in a hat and mask with her back to you screams thirsty fresh out of prison horny broke boy. But keep having fun fam. Practice makes perfect.

“Dam girl I just wanted to let you know that you are so beautiful. Wassup wit dem digitz tho?”


























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Nah but props for having the courage to holla. More than half the coli would walk around the mall like they’re the shyt hoping the females would approach them but nothing happens.

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He already said he just doing it for entertainment so at this point, its just a prank for us to clown on
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In that case, OP is nut! :laff::laff::laff::laff: The fact that he is just turning from one person to the next with zero downtime b/c he don't even care if the chicks literally saw him randomly hollering at people in the mall...:laff:
 

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In that case, OP is nut! :laff::laff::laff::laff: The fact that he is just turning from one person to the next with zero downtime b/c he don't even care if the chicks literally saw him randomly hollering at people in the mall...:laff:



and nikkas are dead ass in his threads giving him props :dead:


explains so much about a good population of this forum to me.
 

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Yeah...I got shot down some too:mjlol:....but had fun

**FYI Already started the choosing signal game---just takes longer
Hollering at all Beckys next time.



You’re strange, so you just have a camera out in everybody’s face? And assume they’re ok with it? And then you’re coming off as creepy with those body comments.

The only people who’d go for that are the desperate. Do better.
 

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I’m serious:pachaha:Im literally not trying to clown OP.
His confidence is in the right place b/c he doesn’t care about rejection. Which he shouldn’t. Women are human just like him. Ain’t nothing special about them. So he’s already eliminated the “mystique” in his psyche.

Great!
But now I want him to cultivate a personality beyond the pursuit of p*ssy. Relationships typically happen organically. Anybody in the mall JUST to holler at women = instant red flag. Because normal people just don’t have copious amounts of time to devote to p*ssy hunting.


We gon get Op laid. (He might just be doing this for comedy so it ain’t that deep…lol) But if I could help my homeboy get a GF and he was super cringe, anybody can get it in.
How was he cringe? Lol
 

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How was he cringe? Lol

He had very, VERY, strong non-negotiable preferences. Came from a well off suburban family, so he wasn't hurt for money. But he had no career prospects. Only wanted chicks that looked like Princess Jasmine or bi-racial black girls with green eyes.
No car (didn't even know how to drive), zero conversation skills. Mad that Logan Browning look-a-likes weren't checking for him and only had stuff to say about PUA, his obsession with fringe nihilistic philosophers and food network shows. He'd watch gourmet cooking shows looking for dishes he wanted his future girlfriend to cook for him....:mjlol:
The chick he's with wasn't in his non-negotiable preferences checklist, but she's the only person I know willing to put up with him...I hope they are still together...:mjcry:
 

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l will say that videos like this make me glad I'm locked down and don't need to cold approach, or hell, worry about dating any more :russ:

Reminded me of when I was young and would approach any female and chat her up for the box :wow:

The thing about confidence and persistence is that eventually you're gonna score if you don't give a shyt about rejection. Even if you don't have much game like the OP. It's sort of like sales in that way: do it enough times and it'll work :ehh:
 

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Op killin me.

I'll just be going about my day minding my business when this voice in the back of my head pops up and says

"excuse me...umm"

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You’re strange, so you just have a camera out in everybody’s face? And assume they’re ok with it? And then you’re coming off as creepy with those body comments.

The only people who’d go for that are the desperate. Do better.
thanks for your feedback sir
 

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I’m serious:pachaha:Im literally not trying to clown OP.
His confidence is in the right place b/c he doesn’t care about rejection. Which he shouldn’t. Women are human just like him. Ain’t nothing special about them. So he’s already eliminated the “mystique” in his psyche.

Great!
But now I want him to cultivate a personality beyond the pursuit of p*ssy. Relationships typically happen organically. Anybody in the mall JUST to holler at women = instant red flag. Because normal people just don’t have copious amounts of time to devote to p*ssy hunting.


We gon get Op laid. (He might just be doing this for comedy so it ain’t that deep…lol) But if I could help my homeboy get a GF and he was super cringe, anybody can get it in.
I think he just killing time it's not really that serious:pachaha:
 
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