Me Picking Up Thick Chick In the Mall- Smooth Cold Approach

[Ahadi]

Or just get a Gucci/Fendi/ whatever is the most high end store in there shopping bag. It can even be empty

gucci shopping bag | eBay

lv shopping bag | eBay

EAT

 

[Sindicated]

Post your pic breh you obviously give no shyt if you get clowned or not.

Also shyt like this is why I couldn’t be a female

fukk cold approaching I’ll just wait tell she give me a sign she want to fukk with me and go from there.

 

[thenatural]

My nikka out at the Four Seasons trying to pick up chicks.

You might have more success at GHOE.

 

[Tribal Outkast]

Bro I was in Walmart passing chicks and this shyt popped up in my head Keep going family.​

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Mad respect for taking your shot. But got damn was that cringe/awkward/creepy.

Dawg this shyt comes off thirstaaaaay.

I cannot believe some brehs are out here spitting this level of nonsense and expecting positive results.

My man has the confidence, but he about as smooth as a 15 year-old virgin. God damn.

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

you def need more practice, not even practice yo ass need a complete course. sound like a creepy ass brand ambassador.

also go for badder chicks lmfao.

 

[OfTheCross]

Yeah...I got shot down some too....but had fun

**FYI Already started the choosing signal game---just takes longer
Hollering at all Beckys next time.

how are you recording this?

 

[SheWantTheD]

I watched a couple seconds now it recommended this

He definitely already know second shorty.

 

[13473]

Damn, a breh wearing glasses is a negative too??

no, op said he films this stuff spy glasses that have a camera attached

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

no, op said he films this stuff spy glasses that have a camera attached

if a man with glasses approaches me i'm gonna cover my face n run

You said if a man with glasses approaches with glasses you runnin.
I already know he got a camera in his glasses.

You made it seem like glasses were a red flag now at first

 

[calixprynce]

This weekend is going to be lit with the Fury v Wilder fight.

I fuccin sprained my ankle last night after the bar. got 2 flats and my bumper started to come off .
Hell of a night

I’ll make it tho

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

I’m seriousIm literally not trying to clown OP.
His confidence is in the right place b/c he doesn’t care about rejection. Which he shouldn’t. Women are human just like him. Ain’t nothing special about them. So he’s already eliminated the “mystique” in his psyche.

Great!
But now I want him to cultivate a personality beyond the pursuit of p*ssy. Relationships typically happen organically. Anybody in the mall JUST to holler at women = instant red flag. Because normal people just don’t have copious amounts of time to devote to p*ssy hunting.


We gon get Op laid. (He might just be doing this for comedy so it ain’t that deep…lol) But if I could help my homeboy get a GF and he was super cringe, anybody can get it in.

He already said he just doing it for entertainment so at this point, its just a prank for us to clown on

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

+1 insightful

that's a woman and probably the most relevant post in here

i hope dude take the advice

 

[Lord_nikon]

Cold Approaching is kinda Difficult for some Personality types, its easy as hell to sound creepy, Desperate and Thirsty, lol

some dudes my have more luck applying for a Supervisor position at a call center or Warehouse to get ass and numbers

 

[BlackMajik]

That shyt was painful