Megalopolis: Forest Whitaker Details Francis Ford Coppola Film

[I AM WARHOL]

This is like pulling the shyttiest 90s movie into 2024. The whole tone is so dated. Graphics are laughable. Story is atrocious. Francis ain’t getting a dime from Hollywood ever again . 1/10

 

[nose hair]

"MegaFLOPOLIS"

 

[boogers]

Same old white man who went to great lengths to defend a convicted pedophile director in Victor Salva.

Sucks to suck.

oh.. he did more than that when silva got out of the pokey, coppedo gave him 80 gs to make Powder

he molested the little boy in Clownhouse when they were doing sound dubbing at coppedos house

he went on to make jeepers creepers and that franchise ofc.. thankfully he doesnt seem to have too much money these days. internet thinks hes worth 100k

 

[Lootpack]

It was like sitting through a 2 and a half hour compilation of posts from @Art Barr.

The message is scattered throughout all of the Grandpa Simpson rambling and even when I figure out what they’re getting at, I still have a raging headache by the time I’m finished viewing.

The AI-generated ass VFX is one thing, but this was truly a disaster class in editing. I’d normally KIM if I don’t like a film, this flick though deserves all of the smoke.

Hey, Joe.

 

[Nero Christ]

Man Apocalypse Now is my GOAT film…sad to see this from FFC

 

[Lootpack]

oh.. he did more than that when silva got out of the pokey, coppedo gave him 80 gs to make Powder

he molested the little boy in Clownhouse when they were doing sound dubbing at coppedos house

he went on to make jeepers creepers and that franchise ofc.. thankfully he doesnt seem to have too much money these days. internet thinks hes worth 100k

What a coincidence that:

Spoiler

The film features a subplot of false statutory rape claims placed against Driver’s character and ultimately being exonerated of such.

Dude is such a bozo.

 

[Art Barr]

It was like sitting through a 2 and a half hour compilation of posts from @Art Barr.

The message is scattered throughout all of the Grandpa Simpson rambling and even when I figure out what they’re getting at, I still have a raging headache by the time I’m finished viewing.

The AI-generated ass VFX is one thing, but this was truly a disaster class in editing. I’d normally KIM if I don’t like a film, this flick though deserves all of the smoke.

Hey, Joe.

I have no Desire to watch this movie.

Then you say this.

Onky compare me to the godfather epic. Mixed with what if Benny lived in the city of god.

That is closer to my brand.

nikka relates me to rhe godfather iii brand level of nasty incest incel trash movies.

Breh..you should have a higher respect for your time than this movie.

Ah....

Just fukkin wit'cha josh...
josh,'n around.....

I need to have.
A little bit of fun...poppin out!
scared people By putting them throughed't it a bit.

You know two bits are fifty cents.

So let's this be a lesson to youse ..

If you trying to get rich...don't lemme put ya throughed't. The injuries and doctor bill will cost you a fortune in misfortune..


now have a great one watching this huff ass movie.



Art Barr

If I get called in here again. Imma watch this bullshyt movie.
Then titan sprit bomb post the review. I may even go Sarah Abraham's rating. If it is supa trash.

But @Lootpack

if i watch this movie.
then it is some huff.

Some farah abrahams level huff.

imma put you sohh throughed't it tho.




Art Barr

 

[THE 101]

fukkery Masterpiece

fukk the haters....you did it Francis

 

[MenacingMonk]

FFC gonna be on suicide watch. The project he’s been working on for decades is a shyt wreck and a flop.

I guess dude been stuck in the past if the movie feels outdated. Probably used the same script from the 90s.

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

Dont worry i got an idea of a concept ()

thats gonna change the game....

Chinatown/blade runner meets apocalypto

Send all coli cash inquiries to my patreon

Gonna be the black werner herzog yall....

get it in on the ground floor cuz this shyt finna pop!

 

[duckbutta]

Megaflopolis

 

[CHICAGO]

DAMN I WAS GONNA CHECK THIS OUT
BUT THE REVIEWS AROUND HERE SOUND CRAZY



​

 

[Roid Jones]

"MegaFLOPOLIS"

The suits got it right not backing this, shyt bombed hard body

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

It was like sitting through a 2 and a half hour compilation of posts from @Art Barr.

This is the single most accurate post in coli history

 

[Rollie Forbes]