i'd take what God gives me.
my daughter would be a goddess.
her boyfriends wont stand a chance.
boyfriend: nice to meet you sir.
![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
me: have a seat junior
![ehh :ehh: :ehh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/ehh3.png)
boyfriend: just wanna let you know that i'm a good guy
![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
me: babygirl go get me a beer while we talk a taste.
![jawalrus :jawalrus: :jawalrus:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/jawalrus.png)
daughter:
![beli :beli: :beli:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/beli.png)
boyfriend: so my family is from um...
![whew :whew: :whew:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/whew.png)
me: fukk all of that bullshyt....you knock her up you marry her.
![ufdup :ufdup: :ufdup:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/ufdup.png)
boyfriend: sir
![dahell :dahell: :dahell:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dahell2.png)
*lights up the sticky*
me: hit this nikka
![Smug Biden :smugbiden: :smugbiden:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/smugbiden.png)
boyfriend: i dont smoke sir
![whoa :whoa: :whoa:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/whoa.png)
me: I hate a fake ass nikka.
![martin :martin: :martin:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/martin3.png)
boyfriend: that is that loud. *takes hit*
![ohlawd :ohlawd: :ohlawd:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/lawd.png)
daughter: here pops
![usure :usure: :usure:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/usure.png)
me: get this nikka out my mutha fukkin house
![stopitlsime :stopitslime: :stopitslime:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/stopitslime.png)
boyfriend: but sir
![dwillhuh :dwillhuh: :dwillhuh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dwill.png)
daughter: you fell for his weed trick?
![mindblown :mindblown: :mindblown:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/mindblown.png)
me: you gone smoke weed in my house nikka?
![ufdup :ufdup: :ufdup:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/ufdup.png)
boyfriend: