heated seats in the winter and cooled seats in the summer for $1900/year brehs 
Mercedes locks faster acceleration behind a $1,200 annual paywall
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LeVraiPapi
Redemption is Coming
My brother you just made me bust out laughing. Car bros gonna be like yeah my shyt can go up to 150 mph fully loaded. How about yours ?Step 1 - Consumers will complain and protest
Step 2- Consumers will eventually give in and pretend the protests never happened
Step 3- Consumers will buy subscriptions to stunt on "broke people who can't pay the subscription"
They won’t even realize they getting fleeced lmao
LeVraiPapi
Redemption is Coming
car manufacturers really looked at the gaming industry and saw them making bank with loot boxes and were like 
Man I wanted to be there at that board meeting when the first person suggested that, straight fukkery and dollar signs
Man I wanted to be there at that board meeting when the first person suggested that, straight fukkery and dollar signs
BobbyWojak
Superstar
Yeah they should Just give people a faster car for free!
low effort troll
I'd imagine you can root your car and unlock all kinds of settings
RadaMillz
Superstar
I got rid of most of my subscriptions, almost 90% and I want to be completely free of it soon.
That car is old enough to have graduated highscool, gone to college and gotten a master'sLooks like me and my 23 year old Lexus will have many more years and miles together
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I wish them a merry failing business.
Seems like this would be easy. Like if they raised the price of a Big Mac to $95.
Just seems like they couldn't sell any and that would be it. But what will really happen is people still buy it, and complain.
Can hardly blame the companies. The consumers are already bent over and greased up.
Seems like this would be easy. Like if they raised the price of a Big Mac to $95.
Just seems like they couldn't sell any and that would be it. But what will really happen is people still buy it, and complain.
Can hardly blame the companies. The consumers are already bent over and greased up.
HollywoodP
#LongLive24 #TMC, Lakeshow, ASU, Fukk Jerry Jones
i know nikkas complaining about this shyt...but I love this type of shyt. Seeing all the innovative ways companies can strengthen their brand and monetize even further. The folks who would get this are the ballers who can afford it and dont give af about burning money. Subscription service for cars. Genius...even if obvious. Its something thats trending for most industries in some way or another. Keeps consumer and manufacturer connected and strengthens brand loyalty. Other car companies will no doubt do this. Apple set the bueprint. Only a matter of time rappers are name dropping "acceleration increase" in songs like they do hellcats and SRT
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my Mach-E has the hands-free driving, navigation and youtube behind a paywall
I got hands-free and navigation for free for 3 years but the next owner is going to have to pay for it.
Navigation is useless if you use Apple Carplay so not sure who would pay for that but the hands-free comes in handy on long drives.
Ford added youtube recently so you can watch while you are charging.
The ability to update performance and add features to these cars over the air was a game changer especially for EVs.
I got hands-free and navigation for free for 3 years but the next owner is going to have to pay for it.
Navigation is useless if you use Apple Carplay so not sure who would pay for that but the hands-free comes in handy on long drives.
Ford added youtube recently so you can watch while you are charging.
The ability to update performance and add features to these cars over the air was a game changer especially for EVs.
Software
RIP Future Gohan
Say something makes no sense without providing a reason why it doesn't make sense brehs...what are you confused about?
