Michael Irvin ain't lyin-- WE LOSING RECIPES

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bytches can’t cook or hold the household down, but they want a traditional man that’s gonna provide for the family :mjgrin:

Those people in the household gonna suffer with a non-cooking woman like that.

And non-cooking women dont even have kids like that. That's mother nature's way of telling women that if you dont embrace their traditional feminine ways, they dont deserve to have offspring. :wow:
 

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I remember back when I was 20 and just moved into my own spot.Had this chick come over to spend a night.

We ended up making spaghetti for dinner...Or trying to make spaghetti for dinner. I know how to cook that shyt

in my sleep.I would soon find out this chick may have never made spaghetti in her life.Long story short, we was

supposed to make it together, but there was a basketball game on TNT.Can't remember who was playing, but it

had my attention.I'd already chopped up the vegetables, and she could see that my attention was on the game, so

she told me "Go watch the game.I got it from here, bae:queen:"......I go back into the living room to watch the game.A

couple TV breaks later, I get up to go check on her in the kitchen....I kid you not.....This chick dumped everything into

a pot of boiling water ALL AT THE SAME TIME.The hard pasta, raw ground beef, and veggies:damn:...I guess she figured

it would all come together like a Cup O'Noodles :mindblown:.Even tried to catch an attitude when she saw my face go:huhldup:
she should've been ashamed of goddamn herself :mjtf: spaghetti was one of the first things I learned how to cook. I used to make it with chopped hot dogs, chopped peppers and chopped onions. then I eventually substituted the hot dogs for ground beef.

reminds me of those IG thots you always see dressed sexy boyshorts/thong/bra in the kitchen standing over empty pots and pans with none of the burners on :mjlol: none of these bytches know how to throw down in the kitchen. which is a shame because we're no longer in the archaic cookbook era where you had to flip through pages. every single recipe for anything you want to make is on YouTube. get your stankin asses off IG for a few minutes and learn something new:martin:
 

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This chick dumped everything into

a pot of boiling water ALL AT THE SAME TIME.The hard pasta, raw ground beef, and veggies:damn:

wow I honestly don’t know how I’d react to that...I know my first reaction would easily be :gucci: but then what? do I laugh it off and correct her? reprimand her like a child? let her continue and see how long it take for her to realize that shyt ain’t gonna work?

...and that’s just short term :skip: that shyt might have long term ramifications...it’s one thing for her to say “I don’t know how to cook” but this is really some dumb ass shyt for her to do that would always be on the back of my mind lol

not tryna be funny but how old was she? like 18 or 19?

please tell me this wasn’t a woman in her mid-20s

*edit*

I was so dismayed by that part of your story that I stopped reading and posted immediately...just read the rest and clearly shorty was just ignorant smh

Even tried to catch an attitude when she saw my face go:huhldup:
 

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Those people in the household gonna suffer with a non-cooking woman like that.

And non-cooking women dont even have kids like that. That's mother nature's way of telling women that if you dont embrace their traditional feminine ways, they dont deserve to have offspring. :wow:
Nah, one of em had a kid breh. She was staring at me like :dwillhuh: as I checked out.




Finally I looked down at her like I know :to: You just want some real Kool Aid don't you? :mjcry:
 
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wow I honestly don’t know how I’d react to that...I know my first reaction would easily be :gucci: but then what? do I laugh it off and correct her? reprimand her like a child? let her continue and see how long it take for her to realize that shyt ain’t gonna work?

...and that’s just short term :skip: that shyt might have long term ramifications...it’s one thing for her to say “I don’t know how to cook” but this is really some dumb ass shyt for her to do that would always be on the back of my mind lol

not tryna be funny but how old was she? like 18 or 19?

please tell me this wasn’t a woman in her mid-20s

*edit*

I was so dismayed by that part of your story that I stopped reading and posted immediately...just read the rest and clearly shorty was just ignorant smh

She was 19, but still....I just laughed it off & corrected her.To her credit, she actually became a pretty good cook over the years.

I'm not really a big critic like that.I'm compassionate.I enjoy seeing people grow.I dropped some cooking jewels on her that I got

from moms/grandma.She ended up getting engaged to a Jamaican cat, but it didn't work out with him.I saw her one time after that.

She cooked me a bunch of Jamaican food that was :ohlawd:.There's hope.It's not all that complicated to learn how to cook.

A lot of these chicks might be late bloomers :yeshrug:
 

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Cac bytch tried to steal my shopping kart yesterday. I had like 4 items in there already and she had the nerve to tell me the kart was hers. I pointed out my shyt in the kart and hit her with the:gucci:
 

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The crazy part is there’s YouTube videos on how to cook. Like there’s recipes for everything. You can literally YouTube how to cook anything and there’s a recipe for it. How do you screw that up?
 

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I remember back when I was 20 and just moved into my own spot.Had this chick come over to spend a night.

We ended up making spaghetti for dinner...Or trying to make spaghetti for dinner. I know how to cook that shyt

in my sleep.I would soon find out this chick may have never made spaghetti in her life.Long story short, we was

supposed to make it together, but there was a basketball game on TNT.Can't remember who was playing, but it

had my attention.I'd already chopped up the vegetables, and she could see that my attention was on the game, so

she told me "Go watch the game.I got it from here, bae:queen:"......I go back into the living room to watch the game.A

couple TV breaks later, I get up to go check on her in the kitchen....I kid you not.....This chick dumped everything into

a pot of boiling water ALL AT THE SAME TIME.The hard pasta, raw ground beef, and veggies:damn:...I guess she figured

it would all come together like a Cup O'Noodles :mindblown:.Even tried to catch an attitude when she saw my face go:huhldup:
ALL the ingredients into the pot. Tell me you making this shyt up :russ:
 

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A lot of people are lazy, after the 9 to 5 it's over with. Cooking ain't hard though. Baked chicken breasts take me 20 minutes on 450.

Gonna try Jerk chicken in the oven next week. I tried to make Jerk tacos in the crockpot, but not enough flavor.
 

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Women these days don't need to learn how to cook though. Cook for what? Men will willingly overlook that if the p*ssy is good.:manny: There was a thread not too long ago about sex being the best way a woman can show love for her man:manny:
 

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"I'm a foodie XD"

But she can't boil an egg. SMH. :francis:

At this point, if you find yourself a woman that can cook (and not only "fixing a steak") and whose hygiene is on point, you won more than most men of this generation.
I'm a foodie is right up there with I'm an avid traveler and I love cooking of things women say that with a few questions you realize they be saying shyt just to be saying it.
 
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