I remember back when I was 20 and just moved into my own spot.Had this chick come over to spend a night.
We ended up making spaghetti for dinner...Or trying to make spaghetti for dinner. I know how to cook that shyt
in my sleep.I would soon find out this chick may have never made spaghetti in her life.Long story short, we was
supposed to make it together, but there was a basketball game on TNT.Can't remember who was playing, but it
had my attention.I'd already chopped up the vegetables, and she could see that my attention was on the game, so
she told me "Go watch the game.I got it from here, bae

"......I go back into the living room to watch the game.A
couple TV breaks later, I get up to go check on her in the kitchen....I kid you not.....This chick dumped everything into
a pot of boiling water ALL AT THE SAME TIME.The hard pasta, raw ground beef, and veggies

...I guess she figured
it would all come together like a Cup O'Noodles

.Even tried to catch an attitude when she saw my face go