Michael Jordan Stole My bytch

[Marco Zen]

Probably but I still laughed

 

[BlackMajik]

 

[ChatGPT-5]

 

[Hersh]

dap jordan and bounce.. she choosin

 

[Diondon]

I'd have tried to pipe then let Mike have what's left. See ya around toots.
Cold world. Breh tried his damndest to ignore all the clues.

 

[VertigoKnight]

Later, Christine informs me she spent part of her "mini-vacation" gallivanting about Washington with the Jordan gang. She swears it was just tea, dinner, and the like.

Wifey put in that divorce application and MJ was finally unleashed and didn't have to hide his PAWGS.

 

[Ducktales]

Story might be true. He was known to go to Cafe Milano. It’s where all the rich people in DC hangout. And this was while he played for the Wizards. It’s plenty pics of him there on the internet

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

Oh what a move by Michael Jordan! ...

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Spoiler

 

[Address_Unknown]

A broad calls you to eat.
You show up to eat and she eating with other men and "forgot" About you.
Doesn't stand up to hug you after y'all meeting for the first time on a date she suggested?
Michael Jordan at the table giving you the
You still there?

On principle I'm not even gonna read the rest 'cause I know it's gonna be a duke getting disrespected every which way by both parties until he writes some bullshyt epilogue on his Pulitzer prize winning L he could have avoided.​

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

If this thread doesn't have at least 50 MJ smileys, I'll be gravely disappointed. As for the story,

 

[BujuBoombastic]

I bet he wishes he was Mike Tyson

 

[Marc Spector]

second he picked up on the energy that MJ+cronies were trying to pipe, he shoulda dipped.

I wouldnt trust any bytch to be on their best behavior around that type of clout.

 

[jwinfield]

Cold.

Where your mouth at now ho

 

[saturn7]

I thought this was about Reggie Theus.




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