MILITARY STORIES

[twan83]

bio
Former 19DV30 now 19DG0 (No longer on jump status or in ranger batt)


Duty Stations:
Minot AFB- I was in the AF before I joined the Army in 2005
Fort Knox- PFC-SPC
Fort Hood- SGT
Wiesbaden Germany -SGT-SSG
Fort Riley- SSG-SFC
Going back to Fort Hood in July

68E/X-2 was a dental assistant then a dental hygienist

got in 2001-2009 medically retired now a disabled veteran with 80% disability rating waiting on results to see if got 100% rating

never got e-5 due to bullshytting and partying the first 4 yrs then got serious to get promoted only to find out the medically field points damn near or were maxed out for e-5
finally had points but med boarded had the points where i would of gotten e-5 then got waiver to get e-6 after 6 month wait. NCOIC had it all planned out for me. Even though i was only a e-4 i had e-6 and e-7 responsabilities cuz i was very good at what i did and very reliable so sad it got cut short though

won soldier of the quarter twice was headed to soldier of the yr board in 2 different countries one in ITALY on my post the other was in Germany at Landstuhl

 

[NatiboyB]

68E/X-2 was a dental assistant then a dental hygienist

got in 2001-2009 medically retired now a disabled veteran with 80% disability rating waiting on results to see if got 100% rating

never got e-5 due to bullshytting and partying the first 4 yrs then got serious to get promoted only to find out the medically field points damn near or were maxed out for e-5
finally had points but med boarded had the points where i would of gotten e-5 then got waiver to get e-6 after 6 month wait. NCOIC had it all planned out for me. Even though i was only a e-4 i had e-6 and e-7 responsabilities cuz i was very good at what i did and very reliable so sad it got cut short though

won soldier of the quarter twice was headed to soldier of the yr board in 2 different countries one in ITALY on my post the other was in Germany at Landstuhl

what happen bruh. Alot of people see that I'm a scout and ranger and assume I have been wounded or drove over an IED at one point but I haven't. Don't have a purple heart or anything *knocks on wood*

 

[Dooby]

So ya'll are saying the good/fun/crazy times. What are some bad times? Like the general BS that occurs in the military.

 

[TheNig]

Im a major pot head brehs, is there any possibility of smoking bud while on active duty??
or do I gotta tell ms jane goodbye forever


nah its not an issue but im just curious, i know they practically pump alcohol into yall,
i just figured as a man of service I would deserve some mary every once in a while ya know

They say back in the day it was easy as shyt. But as a former corpsmen if you are caught with any narcotic in your system, they will immediately start an investigation. Your command will come to us to see if its in your medical record and if not, you are certainly getting the boot.

 

[twan83]

what happen bruh. Alot of people see that I'm a scout and ranger and assume I have been wounded or drove over an IED at one point but I haven't. Don't have a purple heart or anything *knocks on wood*

Was doing pt one day had really sharp pain in my left side thought maybe didn't stretch enough or drink enough but it was so bad nothing like i ever felt before so went to sick call did blood test. My liver enzyme test came back extremely high. did ultrasound weeks later said they saw some palips if i spelled it right in my gallbladder and think thats the reason y. so i get surgery on my gallbladder on air force base in italy since army base ain't got that stuff. successfully surgery or so i thought. nxt day i woke up belly bloated like i was pregnant screaming in pain like no other worse pain of my life shyt had me in tears kicking the ground i literally felt like i was dying so they took me to the local er off post to see italian docs. They couldn't find out what was wrong

They took tube put in my nose down thru my stomach to see if it was air it wasn't. did the telescope thru stomach but not the USA way they just shoved it thru my mouth down my tummy shyt made it worse to see if they see anything but nothing gave me morphine that shyt didn't work. im still screaming in pain i just wanted to give up but my kids is the only reason i didn't but still felt like i was dying did MRI and found it.

Translator told me i had a rare complication from that surgery. my small intestine got loose strangled under some ligaments with a bile obstruction. so i got immediate surgery for it. Stayed in italian hospital for 1 month but the news wasn't good still had high liver enzymes. So i ended up at germany in landstuhl for a liver biopsy test which that shyt hurt cuz they make a incision around your rib cage and get like a 16in needle stick it thru rib cage and take a piece of your liver. I got my results i found out i had a rare liver disease SARCOIDOSIS. NO CURE FOR IT. then weeks later got dignosed with IBS aka irritable bowel syndrome, then later Fibromylagia, then depressive depression disorder just from all the surgery's meaning i was really upset or sad cuz of all the bs i went thru that wasn't necessary. so now im more hesitant for people to do any surgeries

The thing is that come to find out i didn't need my gallbladder removed and serval docs said that and IG from DC got involved but dont know what happened though. Basically the liver disease was gonna happen but everything happened due to that gallbladder surgery which i didnt need which caused that rare complication and gave me those other illnesses AINT THAT A bytch.

 

[twan83]

So ya'll are saying the good/fun/crazy times. What are some bad times? Like the general BS that occurs in the military.

one can be when you bout to go have fun and go get drunk or meet a girl and at that last DAMN MINUTE HEY YOU GOT 24 CQ OR GUARD DUTY

Be wondering y the fukk you didnt say this days in advance not the same damn day

 

[606onit]

*subs as a civilian*

 

[T-K-G]

whats the funniest/craziest thing yall seen a higher up order/troll someone else into doing?

 

[Poppa_Dock]

whats the funniest/craziest thing yall seen a higher up order/troll someone else into doing?

if these shameful stories come out we gonna need some death stories

 

[koyaanisqatsi]

Was doing pt one day had really sharp pain in my left side thought maybe didn't stretch enough or drink enough but it was so bad nothing like i ever felt before so went to sick call did blood test. My liver enzyme test came back extremely high. did ultrasound weeks later said they saw some palips if i spelled it right in my gallbladder and think thats the reason y. so i get surgery on my gallbladder on air force base in italy since army base ain't got that stuff. successfully surgery or so i thought. nxt day i woke up belly bloated like i was pregnant screaming in pain like no other worse pain of my life shyt had me in tears kicking the ground i literally felt like i was dying so they took me to the local er off post to see italian docs. They couldn't find out what was wrong

They took tube put in my nose down thru my stomach to see if it was air it wasn't. did the telescope thru stomach but not the USA way they just shoved it thru my mouth down my tummy shyt made it worse to see if they see anything but nothing gave me morphine that shyt didn't work. im still screaming in pain i just wanted to give up but my kids is the only reason i didn't but still felt like i was dying did MRI and found it.

Translator told me i had a rare complication from that surgery. my small intestine got loose strangled under some ligaments with a bile obstruction. so i got immediate surgery for it. Stayed in italian hospital for 1 month but the news wasn't good still had high liver enzymes. So i ended up at germany in landstuhl for a liver biopsy test which that shyt hurt cuz they make a incision around your rib cage and get like a 16in needle stick it thru rib cage and take a piece of your liver. I got my results i found out i had a rare liver disease SARCOIDOSIS. NO CURE FOR IT. then weeks later got dignosed with IBS aka irritable bowel syndrome, then later Fibromylagia, then depressive depression disorder just from all the surgery's meaning i was really upset or sad cuz of all the bs i went thru that wasn't necessary. so now im more hesitant for people to do any surgeries

The thing is that come to find out i didn't need my gallbladder removed and serval docs said that and IG from DC got involved but dont know what happened though. Basically the liver disease was gonna happen but everything happened due to that gallbladder surgery which i didnt need which caused that rare complication and gave me those other illnesses AINT THAT A bytch.

 

[JP_614]

So ya'll are saying the good/fun/crazy times. What are some bad times? Like the general BS that occurs in the military.

Dealing with exercises so youll be working 12 hour shifts that end up turning into 14 hour days then depending on what exercise you will be in full mopp gear sweating and still doing your job

Getting in trouble for someone else messing up dude got a dui and they had the whole squadron come in with full service dress standing at attention while the commander had the and chewed us out

 

[T-K-G]

if these shameful stories come out we gonna need some death stories

you tryna make these nikkas relive gritty moments



i just wanna hear the good times

 

[koyaanisqatsi]

lets talk about the weird brotha who fall in love wit a local stripper and start payin her bills and even babysit her kid while she goes for a "girls night out"

 

[twan83]

LMFAO is exactly how i felt
its tough still but im hanging in there

 

[twan83]

whats the funniest/craziest thing yall seen a higher up order/troll someone else into doing?

That's easy i got in trouble at basic cuz i literally passed gas when drill sergeant was giving instructions

so he made me do the side straddle hop for a while then it came out again i just had mad gass but he couldn't help but laugh

so he made me still do them longer but saying this shyt

I shytted on myself
Just cuz i can
I shytted on myself
Im not a man