MILITARY STORIES

[T-K-G]

That's easy i got in trouble at basic cuz i literally passed gas when drill sergeant was giving instructions

so he made me do the side straddle hop for a while then it came out again i just had mad gass but he couldn't help but laugh

so he made me still do them longer but saying this shyt

I shytted on myself
Just cuz i can
I shytted on myself
Im not a man

did i read this right

Spoiler

 

[twan83]

did i read this right

Spoiler

ya A HUGE L MAN what can i say

 

[GoFlipAPack]

Every one of you dudes should go to Osan if ur Air Force. Or Camp Humphries or Yongsan if your Army (Korea). I was over there in NOV 09-10 and loved it!! I want to go back so bad...

 

[twan83]

Look I can tell stories of my VICTORIES but im still gonna focus on all my L'S still lol

HERE IS ANOTHER

This one time i while i was in stationed in San Antonio.
I went to this club downtown across from the railroad tracks called NOZ it kept changing names so who knows what the fukk the name is now.

anyways i go up in club by pass everybody cuz i knew security guard gave him daps and some of the females were impressed. I actually didn't go to the club for the 2 reasons like trey songz new song said bytchES AND THE DRINK. i came to wish a friend a happy birthday and chill out then leave. Was hanging with him and saw this bad ass broad and said i need that in my life. so i approached her like i normally do any female and we hit it off a little to well surprisingly to where she even left with me.

So at that time im driving a honda civic took her around the corner somewhere dark talking then put in my SEXUAL MIXTAPE and of course it was on then but the unexpected happened.

Now i be the first to tell you usually im a BEAST on breaking them off instead something that never ever happened to me before and a friend of mine warned me its gonna happen it always does to the best of us.

Man i got in that thing 5 mins later i was DONE she gave me the ARE U SERIOUS LOOK?
literally got out the car and walked off. Im over like GOD DAMN that was quick and strong but it felt so good but fukk IT LEFT A STAIN in my seat. I sat there for a few mins and ended up sleeping in that seat till the break of dawn

 

[Dooby]

Every one of you dudes should go to Osan if ur Air Force. Or Camp Humphries or Yongsan if your Army (Korea). I was over there in NOV 09-10 and loved it!! I want to go back so bad...

Why is that?

 

[twan83]

Why is that?

being overseas compared to the states ain't even close.

being OVERSEAS u see the QUALITY, QUANTITY and how you get treated

Then u go STATESIDE U FEEL LIKE THIS

 

[Dooby]

being overseas compared to the states ain't even close.

being OVERSEAS u see the QUALITY, QUANTITY and how you get treated

Then u go STATESIDE U FEEL LIKE THIS

I figured as much.

This thread is great man. I appreciate all the stories :shake:

 

[twan83]

I figured as much.

This thread is great man. I appreciate all the stories :shake:

Man i got so many its SAD i got MY L'S and I GOT MY VICTORIES.

I dont mind shytTING ON MYSELF its how we learn but i'll put a VICTORY STORY IN A BIT

 

[Dooby]

 

[ReggieFlare]

Man the way yall talking, a brother feeling like he should hop in the Military

Sounds like an interesting experience. Would be much better than relying on my parents to take care of my ass too

 

[twan83]

Oh yea this is one of my BIGGEST L PERIOD IF NOT THE BIGGEST ONE IF I REMEMBER ANY OTHER ONE'S THAT ARE WORSE I WILL LET YOU KNOW

Just thinking bout it brings me to tears

I tell you what Im a good husband the time i was still married to my ex even though i knew it was pretty much done i stayed FAITHFUL but I HATE TO SAY IT I REGRET THIS TIME FOR DOING IT

i was in germany for a couple days for test on illnesses and shyt. a friend of mine took me to a club not too far from the KLEBER BARRACKS. Club had bad hoes i was like I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. my marriage is pretty much done for I WANNA fukk.
Anyways this dude was all fukking talk but i had to save face and get him a girl and shyt and he was all impressed saying man why u married u got mad game. I said its not game i just stay true to who i am and spit the truth thats it.
well he had a date with this girl that i got for him i was his wingman and she had a friend off the bat i knew she wasn't all for this date cuz she talking bout her man and shyt i was whatever so his date ended he didnt even get any not even a damn kiss my ass at least got one kiss outta the blue which i didnt see coming.

So we walking the red light district area then head to another club and see these 2 thick ass white girls. I already knew i had to do the work i basically was like fukk em im gonna get em both for me lmfao

Come to find out they were from HOLLAND. REal nice looking girls and he tried to cockblock and say what bout me i said go head talk they didn't even wanna talk to him but i said be nice ladies so they say ok we leaving to our place wanna come he said sure
they go we ain't talking to u but we got a friend for u though. they were saying they were talking to me i was like WOW really. this FOOL SAID HE MARRIED. Im like MOTHER fukkER. they said is she here i go NO they said then u still can come cuz we want u to fukk us both for a 3SOME i was like YES YES YES. 2 HOLLAND GIRLS 3 SOME this is great

HE GOT A KID. a little girl just born. this motherfukker said that shyt and i felt weak in the knees and succumbed and said I CANT they said its ok we have condoms and pulled OUT THE MAGNUM then both gave me a kiss u still wanna say NO. And i did cuz all i could see was my DAUGHTER and i didn't want to be that bad of FATHER. Even though i knew my marriage was PRETTY MUCH OVER I SAID NO.

So they left but i CURSED HIS ASS OUT THOUGH FOR THAT BULLshyt

 

[ReggieFlare]

Oh yea this is one of my BIGGEST L PERIOD IF NOT THE BIGGEST ONE IF I REMEMBER ANY OTHER ONE'S THAT ARE WORSE I WILL LET YOU KNOW

Just thinking bout it brings me to tears

I tell you what Im a good husband the time i was still married to my ex even though i knew it was pretty much done i stayed FAITHFUL but I HATE TO SAY IT I REGRET THIS TIME FOR DOING IT

i was in germany for a couple days for test on illnesses and shyt. a friend of mine took me to a club not too far from the KLEBER BARRACKS. Club had bad hoes i was like I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. my marriage is pretty much done for I WANNA fukk.
Anyways this dude was all fukking talk but i had to save face and get him a girl and shyt and he was all impressed saying man why u married u got mad game. I said its not game i just stay true to who i am and spit the truth thats it.
well he had a date with this girl that i got for him i was his wingman and she had a friend off the bat i knew she wasn't all for this date cuz she talking bout her man and shyt i was whatever so his date ended he didnt even get any not even a damn kiss my ass at least got one kiss outta the blue which i didnt see coming.

So we walking the red light district area then head to another club and see these 2 thick ass white girls. I already knew i had to do the work i basically was like fukk em im gonna get em both for me lmfao

Come to find out they were from HOLLAND. REal nice looking girls and he tried to cockblock and say what bout me i said go head talk they didn't even wanna talk to him but i said be nice ladies so they say ok we leaving to our place wanna come he said sure
they go we ain't talking to u but we got a friend for u though. they were saying they were talking to me i was like WOW really. this FOOL SAID HE MARRIED. Im like MOTHER fukkER. they said is she here i go NO they said then u still can come cuz we want u to fukk us both for a 3SOME i was like YES YES YES. 2 HOLLAND GIRLS 3 SOME this is great

HE GOT A KID. a little girl just born. this motherfukker said that shyt and i felt weak in the knees and succumbed and said I CANT they said its ok we have condoms and pulled OUT THE MAGNUM then both gave me a kiss u still wanna say NO. And i did cuz all i could see was my DAUGHTER and i didn't want to be that bad of FATHER. Even though i knew my marriage was PRETTY MUCH OVER I SAID NO.

So they left but i CURSED HIS ASS OUT THOUGH FOR THAT BULLshyt

Your "friend" was a fukking lame

 

[twan83]

Your "friend" was a fukking lame

ya i know

but on a good note here is a brief VICTORY STORY

Met a girl at the club i went too in san antonio forgot the name though shyt was near carmax by the loop
Anyways she saw me in the club eyeing me and shyt but i didn't pay her no mind. But i wasn't in that kind of mood that day but this lil chubby girl she was cute was nice to me and bought me a drink had a good convo so i danced with her and shyt. shorty saw that and i guess that turned her on some DBZ LEVELS.
she pushed girl out the way pushed me against the wall and dropped it like it was hott in a small as skirt all i saw was ass and thong

So we dancing the whole night im grabbing her ass and smacking it like YEAH. so we bought to bounce i get her number and shyt and leave she calls me immediately im thinking YA LATE NIGHT SNACK. wrong her car got towed cuz she put it in the wrong parking spot. so she need a ride home so i was nice but she had a friend also so i knew COCKBLOCK BOUT TO START but actually she was cool said take her friend home first then her so i did. As im taking her home after i dropped her friend off she was like u know what that was really nice of you. So how can i make it up too you.

im like its coo no biggie she straight up said i wanna go to your place to make it up too you

We'll i ain't gotta say what happened there but i can say this. SHE LIKED HER HAIR PULLED AND ASS SMACKED

 

[dagawd]

Over here in Germany the german chicks are ruthless as hell and cheat on they men all the time . I was talking to this chick for a while but I had stopped for a couple of months cause she never wanted to come over. So one day on a Friday outta nowhere she texts me asking if im going to this club Europalace which is right down the street from where I stay. So me and the homies go to the club, I run into her at like 4 im drunk as hell at this point. She tells me that she hasn't been texting me and couldn't come over cause she had a boyfriend but now he was gone to Grafenwoehr to the field for a couple of weeks.

So she pulls me over to the bar and starts grinding on me and she whispers in my ear that she wanted to see me the next day . So in the afternoon she hits me up asking me to come to her city which is like 35 mins away. So I go out there to see her she gets in the whip talking about how she couldn't stop thinking about me n garbage like that I had the face the whole time. She didn't have her own place and I wasn't about to spend no euros to smash was waiting on the black cement 3's to drop. So we went to the top floor of a parking garage and I smashed her in the back of my whip. Sad thing is even when her BF came back she still was wanting me smash . That shyt was good af so I had to keep doing it lol.

 

[T-K-G]

if nikkas sign up for "airborne" along with their MOS do they get more overseas deployments than average?