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Real Talk of NY said:
the air force age limit is 27 but there are waivers around that. I know a dude that was 30 when he joined.

The other branches accept dudes in their 30s. Not sure about the Marine Corps.
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I always thought the Air Force was cool as fukk since they get to used all this advanced technology. I've contemplated joining the Air Force but I'm not exactly sure what I'll be doing.

Every women I know in the air force is a fukking dime....why is that?
 
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One Friday night, we where getting fukked up in the barracks trying to decide what club to go to

My nikka Chris was new to the unit and was always telling these big ass lies and shyt so i never believed shyt he said

So this nikka says "Yo fukk the club, I know this bytch that works at Eisenhower(the hospital on base)that pimps out some of the nurses that work there"

I was like:stopitslime: stop lying Chris!!!!

He swore he was telling the truth so i was like fukk it- let me catch this nikka in a lie again:skip:

Brah!!!!!!!! This nikka took me to some barracks near the Hospital where the Nurses stayed and as soon as we got to the door, some bytch answered naked:whoo: She reached and grabbed my dikk and said "this one mine":deadrose:

I did not expect to fukk anything but there were 7 broads in there naked:wtf:
2 other dudes were already there fukking

I fukked 2 of them broads and got my dikk sucked by another:ohlawd:

ALL FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:deadrose:

This nikka Chris was telling the truth like a mafukker
the main broad that was pimping them hoes was in love with his ass
and let me and him come thur whenever for FREE 99:deadrose:
 
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ghaleon said:
I always thought the Air Force was cool as fukk since they get to used all this advanced technology. I've contemplated joining the Air Force but I'm not exactly sure what I'll be doing.

Every women I know in the air force is a fukking dime....why is that?
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The women just don't like to do dirty jobs the ones in my career field are usually sluts
But the ones that are medical or a desk jobs are some good nature women but still like to get down
 
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General Mills said:
Man I hit that water and had no clue as what to do. I literally dropped right to the bottom of the pool. :deadrose: I remember sitting on the bottom of the pool and I could see the other two swimmers kicking their away to the shallow end.

I was just down there chilling. . And the thought came to my mind that this is it brehs. Ive been on this earth 20 years and I have lived a full life. I was at peace with dying. :yeshrug: I kinda reclined and did not even put up a fight.

I think I closed my eyes when all of a sudden I felt something slip under my arms and I was being yanked to the surface. They had this huge pole that I guess was designed for asses like me. I come out of the water like a submarine! First thing I hear is that I am getting cussed the fukk out :wtf:


Chief - WHAT THE fukk SHIPWRECK! DIDNT I TELL YOU THAT IF YOU CANT SWIM YOU TAKE YOUR fakkit ASS TO THE SHALLOW END?

Me - :sadcam: Yes Chief. ( snot and tears running down my face )

Chief - DO YOU KNOW THE AMOUNT OF PAPERWORK I WOULD HAVE TO FILL OUT IF YOU DIED OUT HERE??!!?? YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOUR FAT ASS CANT EVEN FLOAT?? WHAT THE fukk IS GOING ON??

Me - :sadcam:


He really was shook cause I guess it looked really bad. I really would have died and he was freaking out. He pretty much stood there and cussed me out for a good 5 minutes.

There was a lot of people there too. At least three other boot camp companies. The whole place was silent and they were all just looking at us. :ohhh: After he gets done going off on me he tells me to get my fakkit ass to the kiddy pool and then he walks off disgusted.

By this time. . I had zero intention of getting back in ANY pool. So I started walking to the kiddy pool. . . . then peeped :whoo: the line for the people who had just passed their swim test. . :scheme: I just slipped right in line and nobody said nothing. .


They stamped my papers that I passed and I back to the barracks before anybody could change their minds.

I get back and I am relaxing. .There was two other cats who did not pass their swim test and they were packing up to go home. They were mad as fukk. Hold up! How did General pass? We all saw him fail!!

Im just chilling in the cut. :myman: Hit the bricks playboi
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twan83 said:
i never been in but i do know this

Better housing
better duty stations
less working out
better deployment

source is my friend is in air force
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how hard is it to move all of your things when you are moved somewhere else? (flatscreens, 360's, motorcyle/car, and things of the like) :ld:
 
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