i know this long, but i could'nt bring myself to leave out one detail
once on a fisheries patrol (coast guard) in the gulf of mexico, we pulled into panama city, fl. while i was on duty the 1st day we pulled in, one of my boys in another department came back that night and told me about this strip club off base that only had one black stripper in the whole spot. because of that fact shorty was more than willing to turn tricks for that extra change.
the next night, i was up at that spot dolo. damn near as soon as i walked in, shorty spotted me, walked over and was like, "you must be one of (insert random name) friends." in order to not be too obvious i bullshytted around, threw her some singles while she was on stage, got some lap dances (most of them free). it was crazy because when becky and susan was up there dancing th motley crue, billy bob and them was like

soon as jade (i can't believe i still remember that bytch name) got up on stage and started twerkin to lil jon, they was like
after a couple of hours of that, i ducked out and went to a hotel across the street, one of them spots ran by indians that got that constant smell of curry. she finally came through as i was getting the key so she i told her where the room was so she could park while i walked over.
when we finally got down with the get down, i was so drunk i couldn't even keep it up. that plus i was wearing a condom, so i told shorty to just give me head because she agreed to let me take the condom off for that. even then, i still couldn't nut, so i was finally like fukk it. i started fingering her while jerkinf off. once she realized what i was doing, she was like, "don't you dare cum on me!!" man i was so fukked up i was even paying attention to this bytch. next i know, i done bust all over this bytch chest, neck and face. with all the that nut i had built up from being out to sea, i kind of felt sorry for her. this bytch actually had the nerve to get up and start cussing me out. i'm like really?? come on shorty, consider it an occupational hazard
she went into the bathroom to take an actual shower, so me being drunk and pissed off about this bytch cussing me out i decided to steal the money i paid her plus the money she made throughout the night, took her car keys and took the stash from the glove box, left the hotel room and walked (more like ran actually) back to the ship. overall it was about $260

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