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i know this long, but i could'nt bring myself to leave out one detail

once on a fisheries patrol (coast guard) in the gulf of mexico, we pulled into panama city, fl. while i was on duty the 1st day we pulled in, one of my boys in another department came back that night and told me about this strip club off base that only had one black stripper in the whole spot. because of that fact shorty was more than willing to turn tricks for that extra change.

the next night, i was up at that spot dolo. damn near as soon as i walked in, shorty spotted me, walked over and was like, "you must be one of (insert random name) friends." in order to not be too obvious i bullshytted around, threw her some singles while she was on stage, got some lap dances (most of them free). it was crazy because when becky and susan was up there dancing th motley crue, billy bob and them was like :ooh: soon as jade (i can't believe i still remember that bytch name) got up on stage and started twerkin to lil jon, they was like :scusthov:

after a couple of hours of that, i ducked out and went to a hotel across the street, one of them spots ran by indians that got that constant smell of curry. she finally came through as i was getting the key so she i told her where the room was so she could park while i walked over.

when we finally got down with the get down, i was so drunk i couldn't even keep it up. that plus i was wearing a condom, so i told shorty to just give me head because she agreed to let me take the condom off for that. even then, i still couldn't nut, so i was finally like fukk it. i started fingering her while jerkinf off. once she realized what i was doing, she was like, "don't you dare cum on me!!" man i was so fukked up i was even paying attention to this bytch. next i know, i done bust all over this bytch chest, neck and face. with all the that nut i had built up from being out to sea, i kind of felt sorry for her. this bytch actually had the nerve to get up and start cussing me out. i'm like really?? come on shorty, consider it an occupational hazard :yeshrug:

she went into the bathroom to take an actual shower, so me being drunk and pissed off about this bytch cussing me out i decided to steal the money i paid her plus the money she made throughout the night, took her car keys and took the stash from the glove box, left the hotel room and walked (more like ran actually) back to the ship. overall it was about $260 :win:.
 

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how hard is it to move all of your things when you are moved somewhere else? (flatscreens, 360's, motorcyle/car, and things of the like) :ld:

Its easy they move it for you. They usually give you a weight limit but its enough. Always schedule your stuff at least two weeks before you leave, depending where you going, it could take awhile
 

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Are the reserves a waste of time??

Could possibly get a lot of college money in the reserves, at least in the Army. It will depend on certain variables like the job you pick, or the reserve unit you are assigned to. Not too sure what the other branches are giving for being a reservist other than the standard $4,500 a year tuition assistance. I would say stay away from the reserves unless you're focused on being a full-time student, or you already have a decent paying job.
 

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Could possibly get a lot of college money in the reserves, at least in the Army. It will depend on certain variables like the job you pick, or the reserve unit you are assigned to. Not too sure what the other branches are giving for being a reservist other than the standard $4,500 a year tuition assistance. I would say stay away from the reserves unless you're focused on being a full-time student, or you already have a decent paying job.

Well another question for u breh,
Is it possible to take college courses towards a degree while on active duty??
Or is there not enough time in the day?

Im tryin to have that degree and military experience as soon as physically possible.
 

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Well another question for u breh,
Is it possible to take college courses towards a degree while on active duty??
Or is there not enough time in the day?

Im tryin to have that degree and military experience as soon as physically possible.

depends on your branch. in the air force you can't even get past e-5 or e-6 without a bachelors degree so they're pretty good about giving you time to get it done. i know plenty of people in the coast guard who have or are working on their master's and phd. depending on where you're stationed in the coast guard, you get a whole lot of down time and you could be able to your class work while on duty.
 

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Well another question for u breh,
Is it possible to take college courses towards a degree while on active duty??
Or is there not enough time in the day?

Im tryin to have that degree and military experience as soon as physically possible.

Yes you can you just have to wprk it out with your supervison
I'm taking some summer classes why still going to work
It is encouraged to go to school in the af bit you can male rank without it its when you get to
The ranks of snco that it matters
 

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Well another question for u breh,
Is it possible to take college courses towards a degree while on active duty??
Or is there not enough time in the day?

Im tryin to have that degree and military experience as soon as physically possible.

Sorry I'm late bruh. Went out of town for a few days. Yeah, you can easily take classes while on active duty, depending on your job. I'm Army and I finished my bachelor's while on active duty. The only folks I know that have problems taking classes are those with weird schedules, like cooks and MP's, or those who go the field a lot (most of the combat arms jobs).
 

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Thanks, I rep'd yall for the advice.
Besides talking to a recruiter, is there anyway for me to determine the current waiting list??
I've been lookin around the net and can't find anything.
 

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Thanks, I rep'd yall for the advice.
Besides talking to a recruiter, is there anyway for me to determine the current waiting list??
I've been lookin around the net and can't find anything.

i'm pretty sure talking to a recruiter is the only way. i know in the coast guard, the recruiting quota is filled pretty fast, but minorities and women are usually moved to the top of the list in an effort to diversify.
 

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So the Air Force recruiter told me he's booked til August,
He starts askin questions like "have you ever even been questioned by an officer" :wtf:
Im a black male, we all have. I just lied and told him no. Will they refuse to enlist you over shyt like that? and if so, will another branch take you? or no​
 

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So the Air Force recruiter told me he's booked til August,
He starts askin questions like "have you ever even been questioned by an officer" :wtf:
Im a black male, we all have. I just lied and told him no. Will they refuse to enlist you over shyt like that? and if so, will another branch take you? or no​

Look brah, unless you got warrants, felons, previous arrests or speeding tickets etc


Lie, Lie, Lie :smugdraper: You'll be good
 

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Look brah, unless you got warrants, felons, previous arrests or speeding tickets etc


Lie, Lie, Lie :smugdraper: You'll be good

See thats the thing, I was arrested at 15 but the police did an illegal search so the judge dropped it. I know they probably don't wanna hear that shyt tho :why:
I lied on impulse :snoop:
 

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depends on your branch. in the air force you can't even get past e-5 or e-6 without a bachelors degree so they're pretty good about giving you time to get it done. i know plenty of people in the coast guard who have or are working on their master's and phd. depending on where you're stationed in the coast guard, you get a whole lot of down time and you could be able to your class work while on duty.

Not true at all. Matter of fact, less than 6% of the Air Force has a CCAF degree (Community College of the Air Force).

You'll be able to take classes while Active Duty in the AF. Whatever job you get selected for will depend on whether or not you have the time.
 

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Look brah, unless you got warrants, felons, previous arrests or speeding tickets etc


Lie, Lie, Lie :smugdraper: You'll be good

word and if you go to MEPS, dont admit to any medical information that you didn't already tell them at the recruiters office cuz they gonna try to say that they can pull your med history up......they can't.

Their whole job at MEPS is to try and disqualify you, don't let em


if they ask you about drugs , "i never even seen weed before :merchant:"
 
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