I guess I'll save that story for some other time
Richard Glidewell
Yall done tore all the bottom of ya shoes w/me!!!
American medicine........ that is the most expensive in the world....... is damn near stone age when compared to some other countries........ equipment........ attention........ techniques and procedures...........
DeeezNuts
All Star
I have never seen a Captains Mast uploaded on YouTube. This guy really did not know what he was getting into by working on a sub. A lot of these kids have no type of mentor while serving to help and listen . But, some folks are just not compatible with the Military life
Carriers have a no shyt jail. Had to go do medical checks on them daily. When we pulled into port, they put these dudes on the flight deck at parade rest to watch everyone leaving the ship
fukk those Chiefs though, and that CO for posting it.
Cliff Notes;
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I got an embarrassing ass, high-school- type crash out story that is kinda military-related:
I've been chatting with this sorta fresh 18-year-old Japanese joint on HelloTalk (a language exchange app) and IG for the past 2 weeks. She mentions that her ex was a Navy guy, and must dumb ass asks "Really, how to did you meet even though you live damn near in Fukuoka
?"
This girl tells me that they started "dating" before they even met, then buddy flew her to Yokosuka for an initial meet-up at hos spot, and hit the same day in his house, AND that was after he lied about his age
.
Turns out that buddy was a mid-thirties pilot and had a major Asian fetish. Apparently, dude was knocking joints down left and right, paying for pússy, etc. The whole nine yards
. He even tried on multiple occasions for a threesome early into the relationship.
She told me that, and I just had the biggest "" moment.
I was honestly just looking to be friends with her because she's 5'0 and skinny, so she's OD not my type
.
Anyways, we chat it up for a few days and plan on meeting up in Osaka for Ramen, but she leaves me on read for 2 days while being online and posting stories and shît.
That's where the crash out happens
.
I'm a chill, goofy ass dude 99% of the time, BUT I tend to go waaaaaay the fùck overboard when I get pissed and feel like I don't have control of a situation... and I'm impulsive.
So, I get drunk just on a whim just to do so. No biggie. Anyways, later that day, I see her posting stories while ignoring the hell out of me. I send a text to ask if she's okay. No response.
I let it slide for 3-4 hours, still drunk. I then ask if she's alright on HelloTalk... no response... and I see that she's online, but she's not reading the messages...
I proceed to lose my shît. I call her a "hoe who can fly 2 hours to get slammed by an old ass man, but can't spare 30 seconds to send a simple text", essentially call her a dumbass who won't succeed in life, and doesn't have any plans in life (she told me that she wanted to open a business, and that she is skipping college), THEN I end it by saying that her body is trash.
She responds 2 hours later to the texts that she skipped in order like:
"
", "
", "
", then gets to the final one and just goes, "OMFG really...?".
Long story short, I realized I need therapy, and had to send her like 5 apology texts. She just said, "okay thank you", so not sure how this goes in the future.
Edit: Her excuse was that she was busy at work. Drunk me took that into consideration, but thought, "bítch, send a 'I'll text you later' or something
"
2nd Edit: She's apparently cool with it, but only took issue with me saying that her parents raised a dumbass.
I don't even know what to think of her at this point. She might ACTUALLY be a dumbass. Not even kidding...
Either she's desperate, dumb and crazy, or she's the nicest person in the world.
I've been chatting with this sorta fresh 18-year-old Japanese joint on HelloTalk (a language exchange app) and IG for the past 2 weeks. She mentions that her ex was a Navy guy, and must dumb ass asks "Really, how to did you meet even though you live damn near in Fukuoka
?"This girl tells me that they started "dating" before they even met, then buddy flew her to Yokosuka for an initial meet-up at hos spot, and hit the same day in his house, AND that was after he lied about his age
.Turns out that buddy was a mid-thirties pilot and had a major Asian fetish
. Apparently, dude was knocking joints down left and right, paying for pússy, etc. The whole nine yards. He even tried on multiple occasions for a threesome early into the relationship.She told me that, and I just had the biggest "
" moment.I was honestly just looking to be friends with her because she's 5'0 and skinny, so she's OD not my type
.Anyways, we chat it up for a few days and plan on meeting up in Osaka for Ramen, but she leaves me on read for 2 days while being online and posting stories and shît.
That's where the crash out happens
.I'm a chill, goofy ass dude 99% of the time, BUT I tend to go waaaaaay the fùck overboard when I get pissed and feel like I don't have control of a situation... and I'm impulsive.
So, I get drunk just on a whim just to do so. No biggie. Anyways, later that day, I see her posting stories while ignoring the hell out of me
. I send a text to ask if she's okay. No response.I let it slide for 3-4 hours, still drunk. I then ask if she's alright on HelloTalk... no response
... and I see that she's online, but she's not reading the messages...I proceed to lose my shît
. I call her a "hoe who can fly 2 hours to get slammed by an old ass man, but can't spare 30 seconds to send a simple text", essentially call her a dumbass who won't succeed in life, and doesn't have any plans in life (she told me that she wanted to open a business, and that she is skipping college), THEN I end it by saying that her body is trash.She responds 2 hours later to the texts that she skipped in order like:
"
", "", "", then gets to the final one and just goes, "OMFG really...?".Long story short, I realized I need therapy, and had to send her like 5 apology texts
. She just said, "okay thank you", so not sure how this goes in the future.Edit: Her excuse was that she was busy at work. Drunk me took that into consideration, but thought, "bítch, send a 'I'll text you later' or something
"2nd Edit: She's apparently cool with it, but only took issue with me saying that her parents raised a dumbass
. I don't even know what to think of her at this point
. She might ACTUALLY be a dumbass. Not even kidding...Either she's desperate, dumb and crazy, or she's the nicest person in the world.
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I got an embarrassing ass, high-school- type crash out story that is kinda military-related:
I've been chatting with this sorta fresh 18-year-old Japanese joint on HelloTalk (a language exchange app) and IG for the past 2 weeks. She mentions that her ex was a Navy guy, and must dumb ass asks "Really, how to did you meet even though you live damn near in Fukuoka
This girl tells me that they started "dating" before they even met, then buddy flew her to Yokosuka for an initial meet-up at hos spot, and hit the same day in his house, AND that was after he lied about his age
Turns out that buddy was a mid-thirties pilot and had a major Asian fetish
She told me that, and I just had the biggest "
I was honestly just looking to be friends with her because she's 5'0 and skinny, so she's OD not my type
Anyways, we chat it up for a few days and plan on meeting up in Osaka for Ramen, but she leaves me on read for 2 days while being online and posting stories and shît.
That's where the crash out happens
I'm a chill, goofy ass dude 99% of the time, BUT I tend to go waaaaaay the fùck overboard when I get pissed and feel like I don't have control of a situation... and I'm impulsive.
So, I get drunk just on a whim just to do so. No biggie. Anyways, later that day, I see her posting stories while ignoring the hell out of me
I let it slide for 3-4 hours, still drunk. I then ask if she's alright on HelloTalk... no response
I proceed to lose my shît
She responds 2 hours later to the texts that she skipped in order like:
"
Long story short, I realized I need therapy, and had to send her like 5 apology texts
Edit: Her excuse was that she was busy at work. Drunk me took that into consideration, but thought, "bítch, send a 'I'll text you later' or something
You did the right thing and probably avoided super gonorrhea.
Digital Omen
All Star
uploading a CM is allowed? news to me
when it came to that, I was just like Avon: "I don't know shyt about Captain's Mast, don't wanna know shyt about it either"
Yeah the brig on the Lincoln was right down the passway from the mess hall. Imagine you're locked up and gotta hear shipmates talking shyt during chow all day every day.
I saw MAs bring them dudes to chow and they were on some convicted dangerous felon shyt.
"make a hole! restricted coming through!" and dude was surrounded by MAs.
Richard Glidewell
Yall done tore all the bottom of ya shoes w/me!!!
If she giving you play she done had a sailor boyfriend. From Sasebo to Atsugi, an American done played with that booty. Her boyfriend is the guy who is currently in portI got an embarrassing ass, high-school- type crash out story that is kinda military-related:
I've been chatting with this sorta fresh 18-year-old Japanese joint on HelloTalk (a language exchange app) and IG for the past 2 weeks. She mentions that her ex was a Navy guy, and must dumb ass asks "Really, how to did you meet even though you live damn near in Fukuoka
This girl tells me that they started "dating" before they even met, then buddy flew her to Yokosuka for an initial meet-up at hos spot, and hit the same day in his house, AND that was after he lied about his age
Turns out that buddy was a mid-thirties pilot and had a major Asian fetish
She told me that, and I just had the biggest "
I was honestly just looking to be friends with her because she's 5'0 and skinny, so she's OD not my type
Anyways, we chat it up for a few days and plan on meeting up in Osaka for Ramen, but she leaves me on read for 2 days while being online and posting stories and shît.
That's where the crash out happens
I'm a chill, goofy ass dude 99% of the time, BUT I tend to go waaaaaay the fùck overboard when I get pissed and feel like I don't have control of a situation... and I'm impulsive.
So, I get drunk just on a whim just to do so. No biggie. Anyways, later that day, I see her posting stories while ignoring the hell out of me
I let it slide for 3-4 hours, still drunk. I then ask if she's alright on HelloTalk... no response
I proceed to lose my shît
She responds 2 hours later to the texts that she skipped in order like:
"
Long story short, I realized I need therapy, and had to send her like 5 apology texts
Edit: Her excuse was that she was busy at work. Drunk me took that into consideration, but thought, "bítch, send a 'I'll text you later' or something
StackorStarve
All Star
Why are you crashing out over someone you don’t find attractive that you just want to be friends with and you’ve never met before? Y’all nikkas lame as fukkI got an embarrassing ass, high-school- type crash out story that is kinda military-related:
I've been chatting with this sorta fresh 18-year-old Japanese joint on HelloTalk (a language exchange app) and IG for the past 2 weeks. She mentions that her ex was a Navy guy, and must dumb ass asks "Really, how to did you meet even though you live damn near in Fukuoka
This girl tells me that they started "dating" before they even met, then buddy flew her to Yokosuka for an initial meet-up at hos spot, and hit the same day in his house, AND that was after he lied about his age
Turns out that buddy was a mid-thirties pilot and had a major Asian fetish
She told me that, and I just had the biggest "
I was honestly just looking to be friends with her because she's 5'0 and skinny, so she's OD not my type
Anyways, we chat it up for a few days and plan on meeting up in Osaka for Ramen, but she leaves me on read for 2 days while being online and posting stories and shît.
That's where the crash out happens
I'm a chill, goofy ass dude 99% of the time, BUT I tend to go waaaaaay the fùck overboard when I get pissed and feel like I don't have control of a situation... and I'm impulsive.
So, I get drunk just on a whim just to do so. No biggie. Anyways, later that day, I see her posting stories while ignoring the hell out of me
I let it slide for 3-4 hours, still drunk. I then ask if she's alright on HelloTalk... no response
I proceed to lose my shît
She responds 2 hours later to the texts that she skipped in order like:
"
Long story short, I realized I need therapy, and had to send her like 5 apology texts
Edit: Her excuse was that she was busy at work. Drunk me took that into consideration, but thought, "bítch, send a 'I'll text you later' or something
She also said in that same text chain that she doesn't care if her partners use condoms anymore
. Yeah, she might actually be retarded
Nígga, are you illiterateWhy are you crashing out over someone you don’t find attractive that you just want to be friends with and you’ve never met before? Y’all nikkas lame as fukk
? I just fùcking said it. You know, the part in the 6th paragraph where I said I'm impulsive and drunk.
Maybe I should start putting words in bold for you delusional, clown ass níggas
StackorStarve
All Star
Nígga, are you illiterate
You know, the part in the 6th paragraph where I said I'm impulsive and drunk.
Maybe I should start putting words in bold for you delusional, clown ass níggas
Ay you the one that posted clown behavior. I just called a spade a spade. What’s a coli breh good for if they don’t call you on your bs. Sidebar: I’ve tweaked out while I was drunk before too. Cut that shyt outDorian Breh
Veteran
Nígga, are you illiterate
You know, the part in the 6th paragraph where I said I'm impulsive and drunk.
Maybe I should start putting words in bold for you delusional, clown ass níggas
Yea I actually understand you. Its more insulting she didn't text back if you not into you. Now thats just drunk logic. But its solid drunk logic..