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[HabitualChiller]

Yea I actually understand you. Its more insulting she didn't text back if you not into you. Now thats just drunk logic. But its solid drunk logic..

You see the vision!

Seriously though, that was my logic. She could deadass see that I'm texting her via notification, but she left my ass on read for 2 days...

I'm sober now, but I think it was just the principle that fúcked with me. Literally, just say "busy rn, ttyl". Easy money! I can understand that.

Anyways, she said it's cool and that she thinks we can work this out. Girl might actually be desperate.

I said some shît that would actually get my ass whooped stateside.

 

[HabitualChiller]

Ay you the one that posted clown behavior. I just called a spade a spade. What’s a coli breh good for if they don’t call you on your bs. Sidebar: I’ve tweaked out while I was drunk before too. Cut that shyt out

I hate it, but you're right.

Yeah, that shît was a first. I've only been drunk 3 times in my life. The first time was in Busan, SK. I was vibing.

2nd time, I passed out in my room.

This 3rd time was nuts.

 

[StackorStarve]

I hate it, but you're right.

Yeah, that shît was a first. I've only been drunk 3 times in my life. The first time was in Busan, SK. I was vibing.

2nd time, I passed out in my room.

This 3rd time was nuts.

It happens breh. I’ve talked about being a former alcoholic on here before. Tighten it up pause, that liquor anger is nothing to play with.

 

[HabitualChiller]

If she giving you play she done had a sailor boyfriend. From Sasebo to Atsugi, an American done played with that booty. Her boyfriend is the guy who is currently in port

I'm wondering that, too, but she turned 18 not too long ago.

With her, she's up-to-date on slang, her English is pretty good, and she styles herself like a damn Latina or light-skinned black woman.

This little joint gets tans, does her own freckles, wears hoop earrings, and has blond-black hair.... She even listens to a gang of pop music.

OD, I think she's probably been with at least 5 Americans dating back to when she was under 18. The AoC in Japan is 16, so she would've been good.

 

[Richard Glidewell]

I'm wondering that, too, but she turned 18 not too long ago.

With her, she's up-to-date on slang, her English is pretty good, and she styles herself like a damn Latina or light-skinned black woman.

This little joint gets tans, does her own freckles, wears hoop earrings, and has blond-black hair.... She even listens to a gang of pop music.

OD, I think she's probably been with at least 5 Americans dating back to when she was under 18. The AoC in Japan is 16, so she would've been good.

AOC ain't stopping them cacs......if anything that's a bonus for them weirdos........all kind of shyt happens over there that word don't get back to the states.........

 

[downtheline]

uploading a CM is allowed? news to me
when it came to that, I was just like Avon: "I don't know shyt about Captain's Mast, don't wanna know shyt about it either"
Yeah the brig on the Lincoln was right down the passway from the mess hall. Imagine you're locked up and gotta hear shipmates talking shyt during chow all day every day.
I saw MAs bring them dudes to chow and they were on some convicted dangerous felon shyt.
"make a hole! restricted coming through!" and dude was surrounded by MAs.

For real

People have to really full up that you are put in a jail onboard the ship. They won’t step foot off the ship for however long their ‘’sentence’ is.

 

[Big Mountain Hélà]

 

[987654321]

I have never seen a Captains Mast uploaded on YouTube. This guy really did not know what he was getting into by working on a sub. A lot of these kids have no type of mentor while serving to help and listen . But, some folks are just not compatible with the Military life


Carriers have a no shyt jail. Had to go do medical checks on them daily. When we pulled into port, they put these dudes on the flight deck at parade rest to watch everyone leaving the ship

fukk those Chiefs though, and that CO for posting it.

Cliff Notes;

COOKED

That’s so fukked up they posted a video. It’s even more wild that all those people are in the room lol. I probably wouldn’t have made it through that bullshyt without at least rolling my eyes lol.

In the Army, when we get UCMJ’d it’s usually just the Company Commander (company grade), 1SG, and your Platoon Sergeant in the room. For Field grade it’s the Battalion Commander and CSM. They just read your shyt off and wish you luck. If you already ain’t shyt then it’s more professional and by the book.

I’ve had a field grade and they wouldn’t even let my platoon sergeant in the room lol. They liked me so they just gave me 45 days of extra duty. Then tried to talk me into reenlisting with the “Nobody makes E-7 without at least ONE field grade…” talk lol.

My homie got a field grade that turned into confinement and a court martial. He swung on the CSM for talking shyt after the article reading lol. We were mad as fukk cause dude was a great leader, mentor, friend, overall soldier. Aside from pissing hot (Weed) he was always held up by all the other leadership as the standard. It was fukked up the CSM tried to rub that shyt in his face. Any other senior enlisted would have set him up for success after his 45 days were up. He got the battalion Sergeant Major back on some petty shyt though lol.

 

[987654321]

For real

People have to really full up that you are put in a jail onboard the ship. They won’t step foot off the ship for however long their ‘’sentence’ is.

I wish the Army was half as dedicated to managing confined joes lol. My first two units we basically had to rotate for suicide watch if any of our guys were confined. Everybody from the affected platoon has to go to the post jail and stare them in the face for hours on end lol. Once they’re released they go back to their unit depending on the severity of what they did.

My last duty station the MP’s accidentally released a kidnapper/rapist back to his unit. Squadron and Troop were confused so they put him on barracks restriction and perpetual extra duty. Cac ran the fukk off first chance he got smh.

 

[Richard Glidewell]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO.........I would have taken that opportunity and WASHED THAT bytch.............he would be NFD and non deployable............he don't even have an upgraded combative belt........some breh must have made in look like shyt in formation that day.........big thing I noticed in that video is i don't see a black man.........you see it......

 

[Big Mountain Hélà]

 

[summwunn]

... somebody told me when this came out . . . Ft Rucker was havin a hot summer . .. all them E-2s with the v6 Chargers . . . . glad they can finally go off-post . . . it s a big world out there baby . . . .. . why even cry . . . . .. . . saw a company commander take out a spyderco snipper and cut off a PFCs rank . . .. he failed to show up at formation . .. he got addicted to the strip club life . .. . . they went in his room for a welfare check and he snuffed a SFC . .. he earned that lazy eye . .. . .

 

[Wiseborn]

That’s so fukked up they posted a video. It’s even more wild that all those people are in the room lol. I probably wouldn’t have made it through that bullshyt without at least rolling my eyes lol.

In the Army, when we get UCMJ’d it’s usually just the Company Commander (company grade), 1SG, and your Platoon Sergeant in the room. For Field grade it’s the Battalion Commander and CSM. They just read your shyt off and wish you luck. If you already ain’t shyt then it’s more professional and by the book.

I’ve had a field grade and they wouldn’t even let my platoon sergeant in the room lol. They liked me so they just gave me 45 days of extra duty. Then tried to talk me into reenlisting with the “Nobody makes E-7 without at least ONE field grade…” talk lol.

My homie got a field grade that turned into confinement and a court martial. He swung on the CSM for talking shyt after the article reading lol. We were mad as fukk cause dude was a great leader, mentor, friend, overall soldier. Aside from pissing hot (Weed) he was always held up by all the other leadership as the standard. It was fukked up the CSM tried to rub that shyt in his face. Any other senior enlisted would have set him up for success after his 45 days were up. He got the battalion Sergeant Major back on some petty shyt though lol.

I had a buddy get UCMJ'ed in Iraq and homie wanted me to take a picture of him getting reduced in rank and they wouldn't let me.

He did say it worked like a promotion except it was a reduction

 

[semicko82]

 

[Big Mountain Hélà]