MewTwo
Freeing Pokemon From Their Masters Since 1996
We just want to hear sex stories of you fukking local prostitutes or gang banging female soldiers.
if you were in landsthul the wtu is there the AF and Army are in Kaiserslautern which is like a support base. Wiebaden is like all intel and shyt and up towards graf and vilseck is the grunts with stutgart being the SF.
Aight so here's another Grand Forks story(my second car crash)...
So its early december 2010, and its one of my homeboys bday 21st weekend, so of course we have to bring it in right. So I go scoop him up from a military function and I already have drinks in my whip for em. So we drinking and just talking or what not before we hit the bar. I wasn't plan on drinking much,since I was driving but soon as we get inside everybody start buying me drinks.
So ALL night I'm
The hoes all on me, I'm about to bag this one chick who work in finance half black/half puerto rican, niccas buying me drinks nh.
So after the bar me and my homeboy start talking to these two chicks(one married, another I use to work with). And they wanna kick it. But my head focused on the finance chick heavy cause I know I got it in the bag
So my mind still up in the air we leaving the bar, about a block over I stopped at a light . I get a text from the finance chick. Ok cool I'm in there I think. So light turns green and while I'm driving another text from her comes through.
Me:
yea this bytch mine *looking down at text*
My nicca: Brah watch out!!!
Me:
(AS I hit a COP CAR)
I'm thinking fukk, fukk, fukk, my career is over with. So I pull over in a bank. and tell my nicca call somebody to come pick him up, cause I know damn well I'm going to jail. I'm drunk, smell like alcohol etc. My nicca is fukked up too but he grabs my papers(I asked) and hand them to me before the cops come.
*At this point I drink a whole thing almost of strawberry lemonade before the cops at my window* don't know if it has something to do with the smell but still
So apparently when a cop is in a car crash he has to go to the station to get checked immediately (drugs alcohol, etc). SO the initial cop wasn't there
I get asked of course if I was drinking which I said one beer cause its my boys bday, and he said to get out the car, I walked slow as shyt to the cop car and got in the back.
Me and my boy told the same story, I was looking down texting and not paying attention.
Officer: Alright son I'm going to give you a citation for 20 bucks for running a light
Me:
Officer:Only thing I would say is don't drive to base. Call a friend
Me: Yessir, Master
Don't know why they let me loose, but yea. I had a friend who offered initially to drive me earlier and I should've took it. I just know my career was saved that day
So its early december 2010, and its one of my homeboys bday 21st weekend, so of course we have to bring it in right. So I go scoop him up from a military function and I already have drinks in my whip for em. So we drinking and just talking or what not before we hit the bar. I wasn't plan on drinking much,since I was driving but soon as we get inside everybody start buying me drinks.
So ALL night I'm
The hoes all on me, I'm about to bag this one chick who work in finance half black/half puerto rican, niccas buying me drinks nh.So after the bar me and my homeboy start talking to these two chicks(one married, another I use to work with). And they wanna kick it. But my head focused on the finance chick heavy cause I know I got it in the bag
So my mind still up in the air we leaving the bar, about a block over I stopped at a light . I get a text from the finance chick. Ok cool I'm in there I think. So light turns green and while I'm driving another text from her comes through.
Me:
yea this bytch mine *looking down at text*My nicca: Brah watch out!!!
Me:
(AS I hit a COP CAR)I'm thinking fukk, fukk, fukk, my career is over with. So I pull over in a bank. and tell my nicca call somebody to come pick him up, cause I know damn well I'm going to jail. I'm drunk, smell like alcohol etc. My nicca is fukked up too but he grabs my papers(I asked) and hand them to me before the cops come.
*At this point I drink a whole thing almost of strawberry lemonade before the cops at my window* don't know if it has something to do with the smell but still
So apparently when a cop is in a car crash he has to go to the station to get checked immediately (drugs alcohol, etc). SO the initial cop wasn't there
I get asked of course if I was drinking which I said one beer cause its my boys bday, and he said to get out the car, I walked slow as shyt to the cop car and got in the back.
Me and my boy told the same story, I was looking down texting and not paying attention.
Officer: Alright son I'm going to give you a citation for 20 bucks for running a light
Me:
Officer:Only thing I would say is don't drive to base. Call a friend
Me: Yessir, Master
Don't know why they let me loose, but yea. I had a friend who offered initially to drive me earlier and I should've took it. I just know my career was saved that day
Trill Bellamy
Whateva Man
I was at the Hump back in 06 when they still had the Air Force GSU there, nikkas still be wildin' out at Duffy's & Zeus??
I'll drop some married ones next
detroitwalt
Superstar
As a marine I never had any dealings with Army folks but man them Air For e cats seemed to hate everywhere we went. We went on a det to Korea. It was either Osan or Pusan. I always get them mixed up, one got real good shopping and the other is a shytty spot and we were at the shytty one.
One night we call up 2 cabs to go out and we stop at an ATM on base. It's one of those enclosed ones where you have to slide your card to get in. Anyway there's these 3 white boys inside fukking around and wrestling and shyt shyt while we waiting. My man Wallace gets tired of waiting and bangs on the door telling them to hurry up.
So one of them opens the door tells Wallace to shut the fukk up and wait. Wallace was like
Now not only were these boys outnumbered 7 to 3 but Wallace is 6'4" and a solid 250 at least, big as fukk. Wallace grabs the door and backhands the fukk out the dude in the face. He had glasses on and the broke and ended up cutting his face.
At this point we all like let's get the fukk outta here. We getting Wallace back in the cab and one of dudes homeboys is trying to run up on Wallace telling him to give his ID so he can report him. I'm guessing that's how they get down in the Air Force but whatever.
We trying to tell this dude to go about his business before they all get fukked up, pushing away and all that. Eventually he gets around us and runs up on Wallace. Wall turn around and catches him as he still running up and its
Dudes lands face first on the concrete not mving and blood starts spreading out.
6 of us are and Wallace is 
We all break off in different directions getting the fukk out of there. But of course the cab drivers tell where they picked us from and base cops come and we go through all the bullshyt. They wanted to prosecute Wallace but our CO put him on the first plane going back to Japan Monday morning and our det ended that Wednesday. Nothing else happened to any of us except a lil chewing out.
One night we call up 2 cabs to go out and we stop at an ATM on base. It's one of those enclosed ones where you have to slide your card to get in. Anyway there's these 3 white boys inside fukking around and wrestling and shyt shyt while we waiting. My man Wallace gets tired of waiting and bangs on the door telling them to hurry up.
So one of them opens the door tells Wallace to shut the fukk up and wait. Wallace was like
Now not only were these boys outnumbered 7 to 3 but Wallace is 6'4" and a solid 250 at least, big as fukk. Wallace grabs the door and backhands the fukk out the dude in the face. He had glasses on and the broke and ended up cutting his face.At this point we all like let's get the fukk outta here. We getting Wallace back in the cab and one of dudes homeboys is trying to run up on Wallace telling him to give his ID so he can report him.
I'm guessing that's how they get down in the Air Force but whatever. We trying to tell this dude to go about his business before they all get fukked up, pushing away and all that. Eventually he gets around us and runs up on Wallace. Wall turn around and catches him as he still running up and its
Dudes lands face first on the concrete not mving and blood starts spreading out.
6 of us are
and Wallace is We all break off in different directions getting the fukk out of there. But of course the cab drivers tell where they picked us from and base cops come and we go through all the bullshyt. They wanted to prosecute Wallace but our CO put him on the first plane going back to Japan Monday morning and our det ended that Wednesday. Nothing else happened to any of us except a lil chewing out.
I just registered for college, major in IT/ minor in economics.
My problem is them handing me these bullshyt classes like Intro to Theory and Art Appreciation, sayin you won't be taking your core classes until a few years.
I need paper now, fukk a few years. Both parents are retired army so I was curious about college and life outside the Army, but it all seems like bullshyt.
Looks like Im leavin college in the bushes
MewTwo
Freeing Pokemon From Their Masters Since 1996
As a marine I never had any dealings with Army folks but man them Air For e cats seemed to hate everywhere we went. We went on a det to Korea. It was either Osan or Pusan. I always get them mixed up, one got real good shopping and the other is a shytty spot and we were at the shytty one.
One night we call up 2 cabs to go out and we stop at an ATM on base. It's one of those enclosed ones where you have to slide your card to get in. Anyway there's these 3 white boys inside fukking around and wrestling and shyt shyt while we waiting. My man Wallace gets tired of waiting and bangs on the door telling them to hurry up.
So one of them opens the door tells Wallace to shut the fukk up and wait. Wallace was like
At this point we all like let's get the fukk outta here. We getting Wallace back in the cab and one of dudes homeboys is trying to run up on Wallace telling him to give his ID so he can report him.
We trying to tell this dude to go about his business before they all get fukked up, pushing away and all that. Eventually he gets around us and runs up on Wallace. Wall turn around and catches him as he still running up and its
Dudes lands face first on the concrete not mving and blood starts spreading out.
6 of us are
We all break off in different directions getting the fukk out of there. But of course the cab drivers tell where they picked us from and base cops come and we go through all the bullshyt. They wanted to prosecute Wallace but our CO put him on the first plane going back to Japan Monday morning and our det ended that Wednesday. Nothing else happened to any of us except a lil chewing out.
Your friend sounds like he was experiencing a roid rage.
1.5 miles and you have to do it under 13:36...
man I hate running
that all?
...i thought it would be more strenuous than that...i remember some diesel cat in my gym that was going into the army used to stress about passing the cardio test and would damn run to the point of nearly passing out lolAs a marine I never had any dealings with Army folks but man them Air For e cats seemed to hate everywhere we went. We went on a det to Korea. It was either Osan or Pusan. I always get them mixed up, one got real good shopping and the other is a shytty spot and we were at the shytty one.
One night we call up 2 cabs to go out and we stop at an ATM on base. It's one of those enclosed ones where you have to slide your card to get in. Anyway there's these 3 white boys inside fukking around and wrestling and shyt shyt while we waiting. My man Wallace gets tired of waiting and bangs on the door telling them to hurry up.
So one of them opens the door tells Wallace to shut the fukk up and wait. Wallace was like
At this point we all like let's get the fukk outta here. We getting Wallace back in the cab and one of dudes homeboys is trying to run up on Wallace telling him to give his ID so he can report him.
We trying to tell this dude to go about his business before they all get fukked up, pushing away and all that. Eventually he gets around us and runs up on Wallace. Wall turn around and catches him as he still running up and its
Dudes lands face first on the concrete not mving and blood starts spreading out.
6 of us are
We all break off in different directions getting the fukk out of there. But of course the cab drivers tell where they picked us from and base cops come and we go through all the bullshyt. They wanted to prosecute Wallace but our CO put him on the first plane going back to Japan Monday morning and our det ended that Wednesday. Nothing else happened to any of us except a lil chewing out.
Na its a trend overseas it seems. In japan it be the Navy vs Army then the damn air force wanna start shyt outta the blue for some reason. Not everybody is bad though u just got some shyt heads that wanna start shyt for no reason
that all?
Ya i hated to run in the army for that damn pt test. I was good at it but fukking hated it with a passion.
Hated it even more when you go off training and they break you down in groups and put u by ur run time and if u in the best group u get some damn instructor who be running 2 miles in the damn 9 mins range killing your lungs and shyt u be like this afterwards
I can't stand run with a passion. The military as a hole has an over reliance on running. The Army and Marines take it to a whole other level. We ran 6 miles this morning just because it was Monday.
I went to SLC and I swear this nikka runs 3 miles in 13 minutes think I'm going to run with them fukk they group. I fell into the slow runner group. I'm a damn SFC fukk yo gazelle running ass. Then my PL is a decathlete and that's a whole other story.
I went to SLC and I swear this nikka runs 3 miles in 13 minutes think I'm going to run with them fukk they group. I fell into the slow runner group. I'm a damn SFC fukk yo gazelle running ass. Then my PL is a decathlete and that's a whole other story.
Combat story from a friend
My friend is in Iraq in a transport vehicle doing a patrol in an area where they trying to keep insurgents from re-infesting. They do this routine all the time so there guard is down a bit i guess. They are driving through a street which has housing buildings on both sides of the street. Apparently, hes talking to his boy about nothing, looking him dead in the face and all of a sudden his head explodes like DOOM. I guess he caught a rifle round to the head from someone in one of those buildings. They then begin taking heavy fire. The driver is killed in the ambush and the vehicle is no longer moving. They are sitting ducks and taking fire from the building they are sitting in front of. My buddy says they just kept quiet and any time they heard movement they blind fired out of the jeep. He said he shyt his pants because he thought they were going to get rpg'd. The other guy in the truck with him radios for help but it took an hour (or more) for them to get there. In the meantime they're blind firing just to let whoevers shooting know they're still there. Eventually they stop hearing anything and backup comes to get them out of there. He talked about his friends head busting open like it was nothing though.
My friend is in Iraq in a transport vehicle doing a patrol in an area where they trying to keep insurgents from re-infesting. They do this routine all the time so there guard is down a bit i guess. They are driving through a street which has housing buildings on both sides of the street. Apparently, hes talking to his boy about nothing, looking him dead in the face and all of a sudden his head explodes like DOOM. I guess he caught a rifle round to the head from someone in one of those buildings. They then begin taking heavy fire. The driver is killed in the ambush and the vehicle is no longer moving. They are sitting ducks and taking fire from the building they are sitting in front of. My buddy says they just kept quiet and any time they heard movement they blind fired out of the jeep. He said he shyt his pants because he thought they were going to get rpg'd. The other guy in the truck with him radios for help but it took an hour (or more) for them to get there. In the meantime they're blind firing just to let whoevers shooting know they're still there. Eventually they stop hearing anything and backup comes to get them out of there. He talked about his friends head busting open like it was nothing though.
and showed me