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Look at it this way. You get in and do college while active duty for free without even using your GI BILL and also work doing a job to could benefit on the outside.

Im out the army using my GI BILL getting payed to go to school and i still have experience in the field i did in the army that people want to hire me for. ITS A WIN WIN SITUATION THE WAY I SEE IT :cheers:
Real easy to get jobs in the defense industry too. Boeing, Lockheed, etc. have a lot of military cats. Corporate environment with military cats >
 

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a lot of people who were in afghan would say the other most scary thing was something u wouldn't even think about it was the damn MOUNTAIN LIONS coming down and shyt goin in there tents im over here like :wtf:

you fighting LIONS ON TOP OF IT :gladbron:

the Camel Spiders in Iraq was the most unnatural shyt i had ever seen in my life.
 

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At least, thats what she told him.................. :gladbron: :russ:
:myman: thing about it is i've semi kept in touch wit the chick. I remember sje called me out the blue in like 09, I answered praying she wasn't gonna say some shyt like "we found out my ex ain't my bay's father", but she was like "i just wanted to know if you wanted to come down to baton rouge to live wit me and my daughter" I was like :childplease: nah baby girp, that cant happen. Then thanks to Facebook this bytch done infiltrated my family, bytch be havin deep ass convos wit my moms and my moms being a minister of course she gonna buy into it. I ain't heard from her in a while but she stay posting shyt on my mom's wall
 

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:myman: thing about it is i've semi kept in touch wit the chick. I remember sje called me out the blue in like 09, I answered praying she wasn't gonna say some shyt like "we found out my ex ain't my bay's father", but she was like "i just wanted to know if you wanted to come down to baton rouge to live wit me and my daughter" I was like :childplease: nah baby girp, that cant happen. Then thanks to Facebook this bytch done infiltrated my family, bytch be havin deep ass convos wit my moms and my moms being a minister of course she gonna buy into it. I ain't heard from her in a while but she stay posting shyt on MY mum's wall

Shes tryin to figure out how to break the news to you. She wanna get you and the baby side by side so she can

*you know its your baby. She look juss like you. O, you man enough to make a baby but you aint man enough to take carea one??????? :stop:*

that ass :russ:
 

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I would consider joining the military, but I have several issues that would hamper me into going
 

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:myman: thing about it is i've semi kept in touch wit the chick. I remember sje called me out the blue in like 09, I answered praying she wasn't gonna say some shyt like "we found out my ex ain't my bay's father", but she was like "i just wanted to know if you wanted to come down to baton rouge to live wit me and my daughter" I was like :childplease: nah baby girp, that cant happen. Then thanks to Facebook this bytch done infiltrated my family, bytch be havin deep ass convos wit my moms and my moms being a minister of course she gonna buy into it. I ain't heard from her in a while but she stay posting shyt on my mom's wall

Pic of her? :mjpls:
 
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Speak on the first bytch you fukked after you got outta BT



im sure the thirst was at new heights :shaq:

Basic training, Ft Sill, '98...if anyone has been to Sill then you already know about Suzy Q's....1/3 barbershop, 1/3 massage parlor, 1/3 hoe house...so i had been in OSUT for like 3 months, no interaction with any females whatsoever...we had this cat who had been sneaking out since the 3rd week on Saturday's going to this place so they knew duke by name and everything...so he takes us and i just so happen to get this chick from Cali named "Sunshine"...phat ass, DSL lips, curves, chest on point with the bullet shaped nipples...so i'm like $10 short for "extra" (yea I paid, so what) so she was like i'm on my period anyway so i'll just bless you with what you paid...chick put a rubber on and i look at her :what: ...idk if it was the 3 months or what, GREATEST HEAD ever...the amazing part was old girl as sexy as she was, had braces...didn't break the rubber or nothing...had me like :dead::stylin: ....saw her in the mall before i rolled out to Riley and had to try her one more time...
 

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Im a major pot head brehs, is there any possibility of smoking bud while on active duty??
or do I gotta tell ms jane goodbye forever :to:


nah its not an issue but im just curious, i know they practically pump alcohol into yall,
i just figured as a man of service I would deserve some mary every once in a while ya know
 

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Pic of her? :mjpls:
:laugh: no free meals for the wolves today, I just looked at her FB pics and i will say this, she's almost as dark as me and her daughter is a lot lighter than her, her father must be a high yellow nikka

Im a major pot head brehs, is there any possibility of smoking bud while on active duty??
or do I gotta tell ms jane goodbye forever :to:


nah its not an issue but im just curious, i know they practically pump alcohol into yall,
i just figured as a man of service I would deserve some mary every once in a while ya know

Nah you'd be better off just leavin it alone, your not gonna be able to go to boot camp without passin a piss test anyway and by the time you get out of boot camp you prolly won't wanna smoke anymore. I had a homie who let weed fukk him up, he was doing good as hell, within his first 2 years he had been nominated Junior Sailor of the Year, had all types of recommendations for promotions, the nikka pretty much had his way made. He went back to smoking and his name popped up on the piss test list and less than a month later he was bein unhonorably discharged

A lot of cats start fukkin wit coke and pills because they're out of your system within 4 days but I had a homie fukk himself over wit pills too, on some dumb shyt. I fucced wit pills pretty heavy while i was in and i smoked every now and then but i got luckily, more than likely luck won't be on your side everytime
 
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