MJ used to catch security eyeing his cinnamon rolls, would spit on them for protection :mjlol:

[ALMIGHTY GOD]

i hope The guards spit on the cinnamon rolls when Mike had his head turned.

fixed fakkit

 

[yseJ]

reminds me of that south park episode when cartman ate all the skin off popeyes (or kfc) chicken and guys decided to ignore him, prompting him to think he was dead

 

[AlbertPullhoez]

That's the kinda shyt moms do to keep they kids from asking for whatever they eating

 

[MikelArteta]

Remember when your siblings / friends asked for a bite of your food and you licked the whole thing right there on the spot












And nikkas would still be like “idc I still want piece :Mjbreh:“

 

[Big Boss]

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

Cinnamon rolls sound right now

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

And you know he looked at them afterwards with the

 

[aceboon]

That's the kinda shyt moms do to keep they kids from asking for whatever they eating

Never seen my moms, grandmoms, and aunties spit on no food, who in the hell raised you

 

[Listen]

Reminds me of a kid in grade school who used to grab your best snacks and lick them so he’d get to keep them.

Dude would miss half of recess eating other people’s snacks.

 

[606onit]

GOAT without all the modern diets

 

[3rdLetter]

MJ stories are crazy. I gotta read this.
Jordan Rules is full of hilarious/borderline sociopathic shyt like this if you want more. I think it's one season's worth of stuff too

 

[broller]

OJ and MJ STAY with the fukkery

 

[kdslittlebro]

She made a good ass batch this time :MJnonikkas: they getting the extra loogie today

 

[panopticon]

And you know he looked at them afterwards with the

 

[Inferno]

If you have siblings then you’ve done this before

Bu bu but MJ is different

Breh MJ wasn’t doing it with his siblings